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Having the sole objective of only entertaining the readers. Enjoy~
Power stone, please
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The greatest glory in living lies not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall. -Nelson Mandela
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Pietro's face was pale, he was a little afraid of this **** battlefield, and it was really hard to adapt. When he stepped on a corpse, he finally vomited out and gave up his self-esteem and arrogance even if he gave up.
Downey's face was full of a spring breeze, and a black and lacquered face was full of bursts, and he was almost portrayed with words such as "I am still Laozi after all, the world is number one".
He, the great Downey, has beaten a speed man head-on!
"From now on, you'll be mingling with me, you said you, why have to fight with me over your capacity?" Downey dragged the bruised beggar's suit and walked over, comforting his new harvest. Brother... Well, it seems that there is nothing wrong with that.
Of course, the arrogant boy Pietro refused to accept. He raised his head angrily, trying to scold Downey for the shamelessness, but when he saw Downey's face, he didn't even say anything, half of his head burned. One piece, even the eyebrows are burnt out, very suitable for the scene, not to mention the smell of barbecue and the aroma...
Wow, Pietro vomited again.
Downey was furious: "What do you mean, you vomit at a glance? Excessive you, I'm obviously not bad!"
Pietro even vomited bile.
Downey was cold, murmured a few words, directly picked up Pietro, a rookie master, threw it into the Optimus Prime that had been transformed into a truck, and firmly pressed him in the passenger seat. He yelled at the frightened man with glasses: He rolled onto the back of the car.
He looked at the unconscious driver again and found that he had been killed by a stray bullet.
When he was sitting in the driver's seat, Downey had time to check his injuries, his mouth was a little bitter.
A suit of armor is scrapped. This is a small problem. He can use the fire source to make a pile of them in batches. A few small things can save more fire energy than a big guy like Optimus Prime.
But his body was injured a lot. This level of bombing, although most of it was offset by the battle armor and the fire that he did not hesitate to cover, but was impossible to be unharmed. He was covered in multiple bruises, and large areas of skin necrosis, revealing the flesh and blood inside. The worst of the thigh was missing a piece of meat, and Downey felt that he could almost see the bone.
Downey cursed a few times, endured the pain, and didn't take it too seriously. According to his recovery speed, these injuries would be almost recovered tomorrow morning, and he would be able to deal with them the day after tomorrow.
At least it has almost stopped the bleeding now.
Downey drove the car and hurried to his home in New York. He couldn't delay any longer, to make sure that the vampires had a backhand.
Groggy, Pietro eased his breath, looked left and right, and asked Downey with a bad look, "Where do you want to take me?"
"My house! No... go to the barber shop first!"
Pietro glanced at Downey's head subconsciously and almost threw up again.
It was scorched and horrible. People who didn't know thought that Downey had just come out of the crematorium and burned half of the corpse in broad daylight.
Downey's mouth twitched violently, and he solemnly warned Kuaiyin that if he vomits if he dared to see him again, he would immediately blow up the car and die with him.
The man with glasses reacted most intensely. He yelled, claiming that he would rather jump and fall to death than be blown up and that he should die with dignity. As a result, a brick thrown by Downey fell instantly.
This piece of vibrating gold brick was so impressive and invincible to him.
Pietro snorted coldly, yelled at him as crazy, and almost turned around and left. He is really a little hairy. The guy sitting next to him is simply a hysterical lunatic, the kind of person who is said to be crazy and even beat him.
The old man Magneto is abnormal, and the person recommended by the old man is also abnormal.
"I warn you, I'm here to cover you, don't want to bluff at me, I will leave if anxious." Pitro was very awkward, he felt that saying this would really reduce his prestige. When did Kuaiyin say such a frustrating remark, and how often did he not beat others to cry and let them not know who beat him?
Downey snorted coldly and was too lazy to respond. He entered Lao Tzu's door and wanted to run. Who gives you the opportunity? The speed-type thugs who came to the door are really stupid and don't take the opportunity to continue. Where can I find such a good thing?
The two were so silent, maintaining a strange calm, rushing all the way quickly, causing some curses from people who were occasionally overtaken, and even the police caught up. But for some reason, they soon stopped chasing. Downey guessed that they had received an order from their superiors to forbid them from further contact with him.
Pietro is an impatient person. He endured it for a long time, but finally couldn't help it. He tentatively said: "You are familiar with that old guy?"
Downey gave him a sideways glance, too lazy to bother.
Pietro pressed his temper and asked Downey a series of questions, wanting to ask more things. But Downey kept his mouth shut, too lazy to care about him.
At the bottom of my heart, Downey's mind was active, and he heard some meaning.
Magneto King Eric, it seems that he has not officially acknowledged his long-lost children, but only trained them like an eagle.
Then he said that Pietro was a child of the old family, it was a bit abrupt and intriguing, no wonder Pietro couldn't help asking, and everyone was anxious.
Pietro is really anxious, he is eager to know the answer, but he is afraid to know the answer. This was amazing even for him, didn't he hate the old guy very much? Why are you so concerned about such small issues? The old guy clearly refused to admit himself and his sister, so why did he tell an outsider this kind of thing without reservation?
Downey drove to a large hairdressing shop, which happened to be holding a salon party. More than a dozen well-known hairstylists in the industry talked to each other. The atmosphere was relaxed and active. Some hairstylists even called the guests who went in for the scene. In the hair shaping experiment, everyone gets along in harmony.
Until Downey, the guy who looked like a corpse, plunged in, the hair stylist was shocked by his eating equipment. Everyone marveled at each other, which stylist's genius idea was this hairstyle?
"I, Downey, cut my hair faster. It must be beautiful." Downey said.
Many hairstylists rushed forward, and some people recognized Downey's identity, exclaimed, and became more enthusiastic.
Downey has very high popularity in New York City. The mutant who awakened in this crisis saved many, many people. Even Downey didn't know that he was actually very popular with some people.
It is rare for New Yorkers to reject him because of his status as a mutant, just as they all like the little spider that wanders around all day-many people always think that Spider-Man is also a mutant. In the eyes of New Yorkers, Spider-Man is a joke and a pistachio. People who commute every day can see small spiders launching spider silks wandering among high-rise buildings. Sometimes the upset people waiting for the bus ~www.mtlnovel.com~ directly call the little spider down to pass the time.
Little Spider is a young man. Many New Yorkers who come into contact with him know him well. They are generally in their teens. He has a hoarse voice. The period of voice change is probably not over yet. It is lively and interesting. It always causes a lot of small troubles and attracts passersby. Happy laughter, the exhaustion of the day is removed.
People reject the mutant group, but few people run to reject the small spiders. Except for James, the big boss of the "Clarion Daily", who has been a professional sunspot for thirty years, wherever the little spider appeared, he chased it with a bunch of "Clarion Daily" sprays.
Little Spider is known as a good neighbor of New Yorkers, and it is worthy of the name.
But Downey seems to have this tendency now. Many people scold him and support him. The vast majority of New Yorkers maintain a neutral view of Downey, and they will not express their views on this mutant who indirectly saved many people for the time being.
Many of the people who were indirectly rescued by Downey that night were Downey's diehards. They enthusiastically pursued everything about Downey.
In the barbershop, a hair stylist was very nervous. He tremblingly asked Downey, "Can I take a picture of you?"
After finishing talking, without waiting for Downey's objection, he took out his phone and clicked, and immediately posted the photo to Twitter with the text: Downey's new look, he waved for beggars and homeless people, and responded to the city government's poverty alleviation Call.
In the photo, Downey has a sullen face and tattered clothes, and one after another tears are attached to Downey's clothes. Fortunately, Downey had specially covered some wounds before coming in, but this still made his image shocking. Especially the godlike hairstyle, half burnt...
In an instant, this tweet exploded!
Countless netizens went crazy and forwarded them one after another. In a very short period, the entire Internet became popular!
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Disclaimer: I own nothing. This history has no interest in offending any party.
Having the sole objective of only entertaining the readers. Enjoy~
Power stone, please
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"To know sorrow is not terrifying. What is terrifying is to know you can't go back to the happiness you could have." — Matsumoto Rangiku (Bleach)
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This small picture, like a super nuclear bomb in the Internet world, exploded countless netizens who dived and ate melons!
Under that tweet, countless people commented, and countless people reposted it decisively, which was very popular for a while.
Netizens teased, this is the new look of the mechanic? Super kill Matt style? Some people even yelled publicly that the mechanic was frustrated and crazy, and when he realized it, he would definitely kill the hair stylist who gave him this hairstyle!
"Downey-style killing Matt" as a popular vocabulary, quickly became popular on the Internet. People all over the world looked at Downey like a refugee, and they were happy and talked about this buddy who fled from Middle East and North Africa? It's too miserable, what a tragic look this is, what exactly has the mechanic experienced?
Some charity associations immediately stood up and called on everyone to learn from Downey, carry forward the spirit of hard work, and call on everyone to donate money and materials.
"The mechanics are so poor that they can't afford to wear clothes. Are you embarrassed to live a luxurious life?" a caring person said publicly.
Many careful people have long discovered that Downey has clearly experienced a **** battle. The occasional correct remarks have also been quickly overwhelmed by the ridiculing people. Compared with such boring things, they are more concerned about whether Downey will not. Will stab the hair stylist to death.
"I bet ten dollars, if the hair stylist is not dead, I will broadcast the Japanese electric fan."
"Top poster, I believe that Downey, a native New Yorker, is not a murderous person. Wait for your Japanese fan."
"The top second floor."
The hair stylist who took the photo is the owner of this hair shop. His business has been tepid throughout the years. The name is very simple. He named his store "No. 13"...Many superstitious people will be **** if they can buy it.
He had an idea, blessed his soul, and found a wonderful business opportunity.
Downey sat in a chair and asked the barber to make his hairstyle look handsome. "Money is not a problem, I only care about what you can make my haircut." Downey warned, uneasy, and stared fiercely at Kuai Yin, who was sitting beside him laughing wildly.
Blame this bastard!
The man with glasses stared at him, wanting to laugh but not daring to laugh.
The boss decided to do it himself, gestured, took out a few photos, and asked Donnie which one he likes better? The first photo is of killing Matt, half of his head is shaved, and the other is stabbed. To be honest, this fits Downey's current situation... but do you think Downey will admit it? It's not bad if he doesn't give you a punch! As soon as this hairstyle comes out, it will be in the headlines of the major news media tomorrow!
Downey looked at the boss with a bad face, and out of courtesy he reluctantly said: "It's not bad... right... but it doesn't suit me."
The boss immediately tweeted: There is a hairstyle that Downey thinks is good! This shop offers a 20% discount, and those who want to make reservations online can quickly make an appointment at %& amp; amp;*%¥##%¥...
Countless netizens went online to make an appointment.
The second photo was sent to Downey, half of which was still shaved, and the other half was covered with hairspray. The boss asked him, how about this hairstyle?
Downey felt something was wrong, Kuaiyin laughed wildly and threw a mobile phone at him. Downey's face went dark.
He glared at the boss, sneered, and commented on the hairstyle in the photo: "A bunch of shit!"
The boss immediately tweeted: There is a hairstyle that Downey feels like shit! 30% discount in our shop! Followers want to make an appointment online quickly, first come first served!
Another large number of netizens scrambled to make an appointment, and the official website was overwhelmed. People are curious, what does a shit-like hairstyle look like?
The third photo was handed over. Half of it was shaved, and the other half was hanging down to cover half of the face.
Downey looked bad, a little angry but funnier, he teased: "I don't know if your hairstyle is good or bad."
The boss immediately tweeted: There is a hairstyle that Downey finds difficult to evaluate! This shop has a 40% discount for jumping off the building! Those who want to follow the Internet quickly make an appointment!
Netizens exploded, and many people felt very funny. They ridiculed each other. This Downey had **** up with Killing Matt's hairstyle. With a half-serious and half-fun mentality, they also ran to order an appointment.
The boss was so happy that his mouth was crooked. The appointment time can be arranged several years later, and the other hairstylists also cheered.
Downey cursed, clamoring whether you would get a haircut or not. If he didn't, he would just look for someone else, wasting time. Kuaiyin jumped up and down, urging Downey to stay, and he vowed to say that the store had a good reputation.
Downey had a dark face and warned the boss to make him take it seriously. He is still in a hurry. The boss agreed, took a deep breath, and decided to do it. He wanted to use his housekeeping skills and get a haircut that amazed the world!
So he cleaned Downey's scalp first, then took a few clicks with the clippers, and hit the few remaining hairs of Downey.
He shaved Downey bald.
became a bald... a bald... a bald... a...
!! !! !!
Downey was stunned! The boss started so quickly, and he had few hairs left in an instant! It's really gone!!
The boss is responsible for his duties. He repeatedly told Downey, for fear that he would forget, he must take care of it carefully after returning and strongly recommended the signature conditioner developed by the shop to Downey.
The boss was very considerate and finally put a wig on Donnie carefully.
"Hahahaha!!!" Kuaiyin laughed loudly, so happy that he patted his own thighs blue, he felt that the boss had avenged him.
Click and click, Downey was angry, UU Reading www.uukanshu.com assembled a hand cannon on his arm, and he wanted to bomb the store.
black shop! Nima is absolutely a black shop!! What did the supervisory department eat? No matter what!!!
Kuaiyin Pietro has the best eyesight. He rushed up and hugged Downey, persuading him to accept the reality, don't be impulsive, everyone is grown up, don't be so irritable.
Downey wanted to kick Pietro to death. You are the fastest. You could have stopped just now, okay... Also, what is the meaning of your squeaky face?!
Pietro pulled the rack and dragged Downey out of the hairdressing shop, who was in grief and anger. Downey yelled and threatened to bomb the black shop.
During pulling, Downey's wig fell out...
Pietro became very caring, he took the wig back in an instant and put it on Donnie carefully.
Downey yelled, took off his wig, and threw it to the ground, shelling wildly with a hand cannon, and a slight roar continued to blast the ground into a small hole.
A bright bald head, very dazzling in the sun.
Some pedestrians came here admiringly, and when they got off the bus, they were blinded by the sudden light.
"It's so dazzling. Whoever took out the mirror is really inviting." The pedestrian covered his eyes and said. He saw Downey through his fingers and said displeased: "Look at you and join in the excitement. It's so unqualified. Where's Downey? I'm a fan of his, and I want his autograph."
The pedestrian was very anxious, so he rushed into the store to find Downey.
Downey was so angry that he cursed, shelled the pit one last time, turned around, and left.
"Where's Downey, where did you get him? I want his autograph! I want to take a photo with him!" The yelling of the pedestrian spread far and wide, making Downey feel that his personal design was completely collapsed and nothing was born. Can be loved.
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