Chapitre 46: Omake 14: Vtuber Galore (1)
"I'm die, thank you forever." – Inugami Korone moments before dying while trying to defuse a bomb by failing to understand the Shinigami's instructions.
"So, let me put this straight to record," I said trying to muster my whole willpower for this very absurd situation unfolding right in front of me. "You three have, somehow, tore a space-time rift that landed you in this dimension… by fighting over food?"
"I-It's more complicated than that!" The shortest of the trio exclaimed. Her shoulder-length silver hair with cobalt-blue highlights were combed in an uneven way, with a side bang on the right longer than the one on the left. It was barely hiding away the angry violet eyes stealing glares at the sheepish-looking friends of hers. Above her head, a halo that had a four-point star-shape. She was wearing a light-blue half-sleeved shirt that was fitted for her tiny wings to comfortably pass through the cloth and a pair of dark-red pants with a floral print. "These… two morons. I told them that I was doing just fine alone by the kitchen-"
[She is super adorable!]
And very responsible. I'm glad she has a clear understanding of the situation.
"Hey now, it's not our fault we wanted to lessen your burden, Kana-chan," The blue-haired girl sitting on the right side commented cautiously, her blue eyes looking away from the angry girl. The slim woman was wearing a pretty dark-violet dress with star-themed details. Atop her head, a circular beret of the same color as the dress. "You have been so kind with us lately."
She seems to be quite elegant.
[You were always into women with a keen eye over fashion.]
That's… True.
"Yeah, Sui-chan is right. It's not like this is the end of the world," The tallest of the group commented, nodding calmly and hiding away the hint of nervousness that had her tense and awkward at her current surroundings that her vibrant light-purple eyes were exuding. Her long orange hair trailed down to her lower back, right where her violet scaly tail started. Two small horns protruded from the sides of her head, curving upward. Finally, she was wearing what looked to be an Adidas Jacket and a pair of short pink pants. "We are all fine. We are all together-"
[She seems the…]
Clown of the group?
[I would say the joking one, but I feel like she would be happy with that too.]
"D-Don't give that, Coco! We are stranded in another world with no contacts with our home. We can't call the managers or… the others," The tiny angel commented dully, hands reaching to cover her teary eyes. The two friends shared an awkward look and I sighed at the unpleasant development.
Seriously, how am I really supposed to handle these three girls?
Amane Kanata, Hoshimachi Suisei, Kiryu Coco. I knew who they were, but I was shocked by the fact they came here in their 'Avatar' forms. They didn't seem surprised by this, so maybe they weren't the same idols I was aware of. Still, I couldn't exactly shove them to the door. From what I could understand from their explanation, they didn't have any way to go back home and they were stuck here in Remnant too.
"I don't want to be impolite, but I really wouldn't mind if you decided to stick around. The house is big enough."
And I really don't need the three of you creating madness in your search for a new temporary home.
"That's kind of suspicious," Suisei pointed out. "But you don't seem the kind of creep that would try anything funny with us. Else I hope you are ready, because Kana-chan is really strong."
Coco pumped her muscles. "Like a Gorilla."
The short girl merely groaned and I nodded.
"I really don't seek that kind of stuff. Like I already have a girlfriend. And a stalker."
"A stalker?"
"Of the bird kind."
She wheezed, while Suisei held back an attempt to giggle. I decided to also bring up another element to sell myself as a good guy.
"Also, I already know about you since… I come from the other world too. I'm quite surprised to see you in my same situation."
…
"Are you saying the truth?" Coco said, eyes narrowing at me and… I decided to give her the most compelling evidence possible.
Covering my left eye, I smiled widely and prepared to give my best performance possible for the character I was trying to impersonate in that very moment.
"Why would I tell you a lie… Kiryu-chan!"
She gasped, eyes going wide open in pure surprise. The dragon girl was soon vibrating on her spot as she nodded.
"M-Majima. You are a Yakuza fan too!"
"Let's just say that I started playing after watching some stuff you posted. I gave it a look and… it's an amazing series."
She nodded excitedly, while Suisei sighed happily and shook her head at the current circumstances. Just as this situation unfastened in a better light, Kanata finally stared up at me with a serious look.
"Mr… Bukharin?"
I nodded, accepting her pronunciation of my last name.
"Mr. Bukharin, I know this might sound sudden but… we will accept your offer," The Angel muttered with a low bow. "We need a safe place where to live for the time being and from what I understand, you also live with children."
I frowned, just now realizing that right behind me there were a couple of photos by the wall with me, Nora, Ren, and Sienna. I was relieved that I wouldn't have to break the news to them about this but… I sighed again.
"That would be correct-"
"Then, we will take any role you might give us around the house. We shall not abuse your hospitality," The girl continued. "While they are sometimes dummies, my friends here are some of the most hardworking women I know and they will not let you down in any task you shall give them."
"Bwah! Kana-chan!" Coco half-bawled, embracing tightly the still-crying angel. Suisei followed her example and I stared at the trio with a relieved look.
[Poor girls.]
They will be fine living there. Chaotic morons they might be, I know myself that they are goodhearted girls.
So, I prepared to break the news to the rest of the family that we were going to have guests for a long while. But… before I had the chance of coming up with a good explanation, I ended up pulled in another issue.
"HEEEH?! What do you mean there is no Internet in this world!?" Coco exclaimed, her hopes of playing some games to pass time and calm down burned by the frightening prospect of an internet-less existence.
État de l’alimentation hebdomadaire
-- Classement
Power Stone 
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