Once again, the maids woke me up from my sleep. I had the misfortune to eat breakfast with Lady Dom and her parade of pets. I had to get "educated" on my manners before going to the academy, which just meant half an hour of me getting yelled by that stupid maid.
Of course, what I was really looking forward to was the new stand I was going to get! I was even planning on rolling the wheel in the bath in case I get hard from the amazing stand I get! This stand better not be a crappy one like yesterday!
"Please give me Golden Experience Requiem to screw with people!", I yelled out loud.
I watched the wheel spin as my heart raced. Slowly, the wheel finally landed on a name.
[Cream: Destroys stuff]
YES! That's a pretty decent stand! The description doesn't really explain it though…
Well from what I can remember, it can eat itself into an invisible ball that destroys anything it touches. Wait, didn't its stand user also get inside of its mouth?
Anyways, as the dopamine levels from my gambling addiction lowered, I finally got out of the bath. The only clothes that the maid gave me was butler's clothes, so I had to wear it. She left me in my room to dress up, and told me that they would be waiting in the front of the house.
Maybe there was a way to test out Cream and mess with Lady Dom and her pets? I opened the window to my room and summoned Cream. Even though it was personally very weird, I started to get inside its mouth. It literally felt like absolutely nothing considering it's mouth is a portal to nothingness.
Anyways, after I got in its mouth, it started to eat its legs and the rest of its body. I stopped it before it could close its mouth so I could actually see where I was going. I slowly started to float out of the window.
After a bit of struggling to find where I was going, I finally found Dom and her pets waiting for me in front of a carriage. Being the douchebag that I am, I wanted to give them a little scare. I floated above them high enough so that I wouldn't get spotted.
"Just when is that weirdo going to arrive!", the red haired guy, whose name I learned was August, said impatiently.
"I know it's boring, but we can't just leave him here. I don't want to imagine the possible chaos he could cause with my absence", Lady Dom responded.
"Lady Domestica, I really don't know why you put up with such a fool", the maid responded.
Finally I decided I had enough of their baseless slander, and I descended towards them with my head popping out of cream's mouth.
"I HEARD YOU TALKING CRAP ABOUT ME!" I yelled, taking them by surprise.
Unfortunately, the only person who got actually scared was the white haired boy. I believe his name was Galldred. I saw him quickly hug Lady Dom as he almost cried. It would've been more funnier if it wasn't so pathetic.
Unlike him, everyone just looked at me with shock. How else would you respond if a random head appears out of nowhere in a monster's mouth?
"What the hell did you do you bastard?!", yelled Augustus.
"I woke up and decided I don't wanna have a body no more", I responded simply.
"What do you mean you just decided not to have a body?!", he yelled incredulously.
"Look, deal with it! Sometimes, people choose to make very sensitive choices in their live, and you just have to learn and accept them for who they are"
"But that's not even natural! Every person has a body! You're just insane!"
"Please just stop it! Mark please undo whatever you just did. We need to get to the academy and I'm too tired to deal and question you!", Lady Dom intervened.
"Fine! Wait why did you call me Mark?"
"Well, when I heard your name it was too complicated, so I just shortened it", she responded.
I sighed as I finally got out of Cream and sat in the carriage.
"I-Is that scary m-monster gone?", asked Galldred.
Lady Dom simply reassured him, and proceeded to comfort him on our trip. All of us stood in silence on our way to the academy. Well I did, while everyone casually talked.
The academy was as beautiful and royal looking as every goddamn thing about this world, so I chose to not describe it.
As we walked to the entrance, I could see a bunch of nobles start interacting with Dom and her pets. Fortunately, they simply ignored me because I stayed a distance from them, so they didn't think I was a part of them.
We walked into the hallways of the academy, until we finally reached a majestic door. The door read "S-Class" for whatever reason. I assume this is where all the elite nobles hang out. When we entered, my suspicions were confirmed.
All I saw was a bunch of pretty boys surrounding these beautiful women. I didn't realize just how off-putting harems actually looked until now.
When we entered, all eyes were on us. Suddenly, the prettiest boy of the bunch started to walk towards us. He had blonde hair, blue eyes, and was white. Basically every German's wet dream.
"I heard you were kidnapped by bandits", he said awkwardly.
"Yes, but I was saved by the holy knights", she said equally as awkward.
It definitely felt like these two had some tension in between themselves.
"I know it's sudden, but I would like to divorce you! I already met a girl that has opened my heart in a way you couldn't. And I already heard about some of your actions against her, so I just can't forgive you! I'm sorry but our engagement is now annulled, and you are hereby banished from S-Class for your behaviour", he declared with finality.
"I...I understand", she replied with her head down. As much as I don't like this world, I kinda felt sorry for her.
"T-Then I would declare battle to keep my position in this class!", she responded.
"I thought you might say that. Very well. We'll battle this afternoon and you can pick 2 people to help you with this bout"
He turned back and silently sat back where he was. Lady Dom directed us to the opposite side of the room from him. You could still feel the high tension in the room.
With that, the morning passed by quietly...