Chapitre 1: Reincarnation!?!? (Rewritten)
Bob Uchiha was your regular guy, with a regular life, except for one thing. He... He was...
Not very intelligent.
But that's not important, is it?
As I was narrating, Bob had a fairly boring life. He got below average grades, had no social life and another weird thing was him staying inside too much (go touch grass people) and watching an excessive amount of anime, especially Dragon Ball Z.
Bob really liked the potential that that story had, where could it lead to, what will happen next time in the show, but since he has to wait for it to produce a new episode every time, he has rewatched it at least three dozen times.
One day, when watching DB, a black priest looking guy with white hair and a weird man-horse glowing thing beside him sped through his house, breaking the walls, opened his fridge, ate the tofu that was in there, refused to elaborate and vaporized the house and Bob with it. What happened to the priest though, that's a story for next time, NEXT TIME ON DRAGON BAL-
Bob just been vaporized. It was instant. He couldn't even resist or scream. It just went dark, and his life ended. and his soul started to dissipate...
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Bob woke up with a start. he looked around, and all he could see was a monochrome grey. There were no background, and so, in search of anything, he started walking.
And walking.
And walking.
And walking
And walking
And Walking
And Walking
ANDWALKING
AND WALKING WALKING WALKING WALKING
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"Where am I even walking to!?!" Bob shouted out loud, clearly in distress. He was starting to panic. His heart started to beat fast. He started to sweat like crazy. He started to hyperventilate, but at that moment, a old man appeared. The long white beard, a extremely handsome face and white robed clothes he wore made him feel like a master of some sort of martial arts from a cultivation novel.
"Hello there, child," the old mad said. "I am a god, just one of them in the Multiverse. I am here to reincarnate you, like every god is supposed to do. But since the god who usually in control or your planet has decided to take a break for a whole nanosecond.
Now, I have to do the cleanup. I am what you would better know as a custodian, one that cleans up after others. But enough about me. I am here to reincarnate you."
Bob, who was just having a panic attack, started to yell at the god.
"YOU ASSHOLE! CAN'T YOU SEE THAT I'M TRYING TO HAVE A PANIC ATTACK RIGHT NOW!? SHUT UP, I NEED TO CONCENTRATE!"
The god, not caring about the mortal, sarcastically said,
"Ok then. you may concentrate on letting your soul dissipate, meaning you will be erased by the Akashic Records."
Bob snapped out of his panic attack when he heard something that sounded important. He blurted out with a shaky voice, "Di- dissipate? E- erased? What are you talking about??"
"Y-O-U W-I-L-L B-E E-R-A-S-E-D. Is that so hard to understand? Whatever. Because of your actions in life, you have accumulated three karma, so you will be able to reincarnate as pretty much anything, from grass to saitama with levels of intelligence similar to Light Yagami from the world of 'Death Note'." The god explained. "Your life was extremely simple. It's surprising you were able to get any karma at all."
"Alright then!" The god exclaimed. "I'll reincarnate you now. Your appearance, powers and talent will all be based off of the character on the wheel of fate. It's kinda like gacha. Of course, you could be born as a normal person again, like in this life."
Then, the god pulled out a huge wheel from out of his robe, and spun it. The wheel started shouting;
"WHEEL!"
"OF!"
"FORTUNE!"
"'Little Red Slashing Hood' is the character for appearance, talent and powers. Dragon Ball Z is the universe. Fate is to be adopted with Kakarot." The wheel said robotically.
Then, the god projected a blue transparent screen out of nowhere.
"These are your stats in numerical form. Take a good look, for this is probably the last time you see something like this." He said.
- Name: Red -
- Luck: (out of 50) 39 -
- Amount of memories retained: %13 -
- Species: @&!*? -
- Potential: -S (ratings are F, E, D, C, B, A, S, from lowest to greatest in that order) -
Suddenly, Bob felt a dull feeling of drowsiness and started to black out. He could hear the old god muttering some words, and another voice, one that felt luke it was all around him yet far away.
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- World difficulty increased by x3.14... due to unforeseen changes when integrating character backstory. -
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"Finally, I can go back on my break!v
- the god when he muttered
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Had to restart this chapter three times because I pressed the wrong button and restored it to previous versions. Sorry 'bout that.
État de l’alimentation hebdomadaire
-- Classement
Power Stone 
-- Power
stone