Chapitre 1: I died... BUT I LIVED!!
Hi, my name is John Johnson and I'm courenty on my way to do job at place. I am walking over the road and decided to swich the tense I'm narrating my self for some reson. I was just walking over the streat while reading an article about some crazy girl that invited guys on the internet to her home only to stab and eat them.
Of course I checked for cars before I crossed the streat and there where some but they stopped for me. How nice of them. When I reachet the other side of the road I noticed a shadow above me that looked like it was growing. Curious what it was I looked up and to my surprise it was a truck that was flying towarts me like it was driveing on a road.
frozzen in shock I could do nothing but watch the truck comming closer until it squished me. My last thought was: "Did leave the stove on?„
//////////////////Some where in the void/////////////////////
I was standing... or floating? in front of a large ball of white flames. Then I heared a voice in my head:
'You have died'
I tried to speak but aparently I didn't have a mouth anymore.
'I can read your mind'
' OK that is creepy but oh well. Also are you the ball of white flames in front of me? And why am I not panicking? And lastly what is going to happen to me now?' I unaturaly calmly asked in my head.
'Yes I am that ball in front of you and you'r not panicking becouse I don't want you to. And for your last question I'm gonna reincarnate you as a fire.' The ball replied.
' A fire? Why are you going to reincarnate me as a fire?'
'Becouse I'm bored'
'F*ck you'
'No thanks'
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'Let me guess you are the reson I can't feel angry at you no matter how much I want to?'
'Yup'
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'Can you at least give me a system?'
'That was the plan.'
...
' Ok I'll send you of now. The system has a introduction message so I don't have to explain the world to you. Bye'
And then I started to feel like I was on fire. And then I actualy was on fire. Exept there was nothing left of me. Just fire... BUT WHY DO I STILL FEEL THE PAIN... Thank god it stoped.
And so begane my liv- F*CK THE PAIN IS BACK!!!
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