Chapitre 1: New Life +
"Ah... I think I know how to finish this last chapter." Yun spoke to himself cheerfully as he started typing away at the final paragraph of his 4444th chapter.
After a long 15 years or so of writing his webnovel 'Feel You In The Moonlight Bathtub', Yun had come to the final chapter. It was rather heartbreaking for him to have to finish his life's work, but he needed to pull through nonetheless.
Who asked him to write 4444 chapter? Anyone could get attached to a piece of shit if they held it long enough. And now he had to say goodbye to his piece of shit.
"Rank 100,000,001? I somehow managed to lose another rank? This is just tragic. It's been 15 years and I can't even get this book a loyal fan base!" Yun smashed his forearms on the table, standing up with an aching back to take a deep breath. Unlike before, he started to feel annoyed at his novel.
Today he would quit writing and never look back at his failure. A failure that took half of his life to complete, a failure that he will never be able to live down.
"If only I could write well. Or maybe I should have just done smut... yes... smut gets a lot of reads." But before he could finish glossing over these ideas, something hit him.
Literally hit him.
Lightning hit him.
Very hard.
Through the roof.
On his head.
Through his brain.
He dead.
[Novel Dropping System Initialising...]
[Welcome host]
[Please pick your 1st novel specialty]
[1. Action
2. Comedy
3. Romance]
[3...2...1]
The system did not take into account that the host was still dead. This meant that the Yun no idea what was actually happening. There was literally a weird AI thing deciding his fate right over his dead body.
[System auto-selected Comedy]
[Please select your starting occupation]
[1. Emperor
2. General
3. Sect Patriarch
4. Merchant Leader
5. Major Family Head
6. Sect Legacy Disciple
7. High Official
8. Demon Lord
9. Outer Sect Disciple
10. Sect Ancestor]
[System auto-selected Outer Sect Disciple]
[Loading...]
[Host: Yun
Aliases: NULL
Cultivation: Body Tempering 3rd layer
Cultivation Technique: Ink Heart Technique
Arts: Fluid Ink Sword
Novel Points: 0
Unlocked Specialities: Comedy]
[Good Luck Host]
"..."
PLOP
"Bastard Lin Yun! You cannot even cultivate past the 3rd layer of Body Tempering, and you dare walk near me?"
"..." Yun stares blankly at what seemed to be a retarded person in front of him.
That's not even my name, do you have no brain cells?
"Suck my dick." Yun flipped the middle finger at the retarded person as he stood back up.
The retarded person began fuming with anger as he heard this, clenching his fists as steam exited his ears.
"I WILL KILL YOU TODAY!"
The retarded person jumped at Yun with his fists ready to punch.
"Tyrant Punch!" The retarded person yelled at the top of his voice.
"Suck my dick."
DONK
CRACK
DOOF
The retarded person fell to the ground with his hands clasping where his baby maker is... was. It was like a sledge hammer striking a watermelon, a mace hitting a helmet, a slipper swatting a fly. Needless to say, there was nothing left after Yun used his only technique.
"That is called No More Children Kick. Now go away." Yun picked his nose as if nothing had happened and tried shooing his victim away.
"YOU HAVE NOT HEARD THE LAST OF ME!"
"Yeah yeah... I will see you in 5 years when you marry a nice and respectable husband." Yun plainly responded trying to pretend to care.
"I AM A MAN!"
"Yeah yeah, no balls."
Yun did not care. He was way more worried about the fact he had no idea where he was and no idea what was even going on. The last thing he remembered was talking about novel ideas to himself and then he lights cut out. Now he had opened his eyes to some stupid guy knocking him to the floor and not even calling him by his correct name.
Yun was indeed worried, but not worried. He had read enough reincarnation fluffs to know this is obviously another reincarnation fluff. The only thing he did not like was that reincarnation fluffs were more popular than his novel. Stuff like author's pride made him discriminate against novels that were not made by him, or it could have been just because of his big ego.
Who knows?
But something didn't seem right to him, why did he not get reincarnated after being killed in this new world? Was that not standard convention? No, he was reincarnated into some normal dude that accidentally bumped into a retard. Or did the former host of the body die from the bump?
"Tsk Tsk... this Lin Yun fella must have been super weak."
État de l’alimentation hebdomadaire
-- Classement
Power Stone 
-- Power
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