Inside the nightclub, as the girls returned to the dancefloor from VIP, the Frackers ogled them like starving beasts...
However, there was a problem—they weren't the only ones.
By this point, all the men outside VIP had been swimming within a sea of sausage like Scrooge McDuck…
Without food, without warmth, like a remake of Waterworld with Kevin Costner set in some guido's butt…
So, when the men in the club saw 200 women enter the waters again, a fire lit up in every one them as step by step, they crept towards the VIP exit. With red eyes and green dollar bills, they surrounded the area like a pack of piranhas.
These animals were chomping at the bitties…and when the women reached their hunting grounds, they attacked!
"Hey, come dance with me!"
"Baby, let me buy you a drink!"
"Wanna come to my place and re-enact a rape scene?"
…
The woman who received the last line turned pale. "No, I don't want to!"