As the outside world was bustling with activity, Gary Smith was just getting home. But this time, Mousie didn't just plop on the sofa as it usually does, instead it got dressed in its battle gear.
It wore a silver crown, draped in a hundred-flower battle robe, armored in Tang dynasty armor, and adorned with a ferocious lion belt. The whole armor set was made by Little Spider, except for the small pitchfork by the Thousand-faced Touch, and was famously referred to as the Lü Rat Outfit.
Ever since Mousie learned about Lu Bu from him, it's constantly been pestering him for related stories.
But the entire Three Kingdoms saga is simply too long, and Gary Smith had forgotten parts of it. To save himself the trouble, he synthesized various versions and came up with a 'Celestial Demon Lu Bu' version where Lu Bu slaughters his way through the Three Kingdoms, establishes a demon kingdom on earth, and then lives happily ever after with Diao Chan.
And then...