Chapitre 184: Stupid Thor
"It's all my fault. If it wasn't for me, my father wouldn't have died."
Thor was heartbroken, and said in a trembling voice: "Fortunately, my younger brother Loki stepped forward to inherit his father's throne and led the Asgard army to fight against the Frost Titan. Finally, at the critical moment, Loki led three hundred Asgard's elite fighters into the Frost Titan & killed more than 20,000 Frost Titans, and successfully repelled the Frost Titans who came to attack Asgard..
"Stop it."
Lu Chuang interrupted Thor's words, and he felt more and more strange the more he listened.
"Your brother told you that too?"
"yes."
Lu Chuang called it a good guy. The story Loki made up is comparable to him. The level of shame is comparable to Wade. He also led 300 Asgard warriors to kill 20,000 enemies. Do you think you are the king of Sparta?
The funniest thing is that Thor actually believed Loki's outrageous story.
Thor continued: "Loki has reached a truce agreement with the Frost Titan, but the condition is that I, the chief culprit who caused the war, will be exiled to the earth forever."
My father died, but I could never go home, and I couldn't even see my father for the last time. Under the multiple blows, even Thor, a tough guy, couldn't bear it anymore, and his eyes were full of sadness.
Seeing that Thor is so stupid and still kept in the dark by Loki, Lu Chuang couldn't help reminding: "Don't you think there is something strange?"
Fortunately, Thor is not so stupid as to be irretrievable.
Thor suppressed the sadness in his heart: "It's a bit strange, when did Loki become so strong?"
"I still remember that in the last combat practice, I smashed him into the ground with one punch, grabbed his leg and threw him off the cliff easily. At that time, he was crying."
Lu Chuang: "..."
No wonder Loki stabs you in the back every time you two brothers meet, it turns out there is a reason for this.
Lu Chuang drank his coke and said slowly: "There are only two possibilities, either Loki has become bald and stronger, or he is lying`
"What!"
Thor looked shocked, and said in disbelief: "You mean, Loki has become bald?"
Lu Chuang was speechless, so he didn't even need to think about it, should he just rule out Loki's option of lying?
This guy is really hopeless.
Lu Chuang didn't bother to continue explaining: "Tell me, what do you want from me?"
Thor remembered his business, and said anxiously: "Magician, Asgard needs my help now, you are right, I found Mjolnir according to the location you said, but I can't lift Mjolnir again, why on earth is this?"
Although there is a truce agreement, Thor still retains a glimmer of hope to return to Asgard. He believes that as long as he lifts Mjolnir, all the difficulties he is facing now will be solved, including the attack on Asgard's frost titan.
Lu Chuang said leisurely: "Because you are not qualified to lift the hammer now."
Hearing Lu Chuang's words, Thor wanted to refute, how could the owner of the hammer not be qualified to lift the hammer.
But the fact is right in front of his eyes, no matter how hard he tried last night, the hammer still didn't respond at all, just like his girlfriend in the cold war, he just ignored him.
After half a minute of silence, Thor asked: "Magician, what should I do to lift the hammer.
"Let it be."
"Go with the flow?"
"Yes, when the time comes, you can lift the hammer again."
Lu Chuang pretended to be shaking his head, and he almost had a feather fan in his hand to pretend to be a magic stick.
"but I..."
Thor wanted to say something else, but Lu Chuang interrupted: "Did you eat?"
Hearing Lu Chuang's words, Thor's stomach could not help but growl.
Since Thor was exiled to the earth, he hasn't eaten anything. Jane and the others brought Thor to the restaurant for dinner yesterday, but after Thor heard the news about the hammer, he couldn't wait to leave without even eating. .
Not to mention S.H.I.E.L.D, Thor was able to break into their base with only one person, and he was undoubtedly slapping them in the face.
"No." Thor said honestly.
"Then eat first, we'll talk about it later." Lu Chuang pushed the hamburger in front of him to Thor.
Lu Chuang doesn't really know how to look at pictures. He gets all the information from the movies. He can barely fool Thor, who is as stupid as he is, but he can't stand Thor's constant questioning. He could block Thor with food.
In the face of appetite, one of the two instincts of human beings, curiosity is not worth mentioning at all.
Thor was successfully distracted by Lu Chuang. Looking at the steaming hamburger, he licked the chapped corners of his mouth. Regardless of his muddy hands, he grabbed the hamburger and devoured it.
Lu Chuang was afraid that Thor would swallow, so he kindly handed over a glass of Coke.
Thor gulped down the Coke in one gulp, and said pleasantly: "What is this? It tastes really good!"
As he said that, Thor raised his glass and smashed it to the ground. This is an Asgard tradition, throwing a glass to express their love for wine. Although Coke and wine are far different, they are similar in Thor's eyes.
Fortunately, the Coke was served in a paper cup instead of a glass. If Thor smashed it casually, the male waiter who was mopping the floor had a bit of resentment in his eyes.
"Happy fat house water is one of the sources of happiness for human beings." Lu Chuang explained.
Thor said unsatisfactorily: "I am really happy after drinking it, but it is a little bit less."
Hearing this, Lu Chuang asked the waiter for three couples' set meals, and said that he would treat Thor to eat.
Thor was quite moved, and tears flowed from the corners of his mouth.
I have to say that the taste of hamburger and Coke is really good, and Thor is already addicted to it.
It may be that Asgard people have a relatively large appetite. In less than ten minutes, all three couples' meals went into Thor's stomach. Seeing that Thor didn't seem to be full
Lu Chuang waved his hand: "If it's not enough, you can order more, don't be polite to me."
Thor wiped his greasy mouth: "Magician, you are really my good friend, next time I will invite you to be our guest in Asgard and enjoy the biggest banquet in Asgard!"
"Then it's a deal." Lu Chuang said cheerfully.
A few fast meals in exchange for the friendship of the prince of Asgard, this business is simply profitable.
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