Chapitre 95: 95. Sweet and Lich Beyond ~Shawty Got Low~
Miguel looks at Josuke, who grabbed his knees in shame, looking away from the rest of the group.
"Couldn't sleep?" asked Anne, standing up.
Anne sees Josuke. "Oh."
She lays her head on Josuke's shoulder.
"You shouldn't have been so hard on him," said Anne. "You know how it feels like to get blamed harshly."
Miguel and Anne stare at a depressed Josuke who is turned away from the group, who are all asleep.
"Well... He needs this," said Miguel. "He needs to realize that he isn't alone in this world."
"Well... you of all people know how it feels like to be... alone... and... let's say... different," said Anne.
"I know," said Miguel.
Anne realizes something as she stands right back up.
"Why didn't you use Gold Experience Requiem?" asked Anne, realizing what he might have done. "When you were gonna disable Stefan's Stand... You were using the device instead..."
Miguel stayed silent.
"You didn't use Requiem to disable Stefan..." said Anne. "Because that's what you gave the Ark of the Covenant in exchange for your Soft and Wet, didn't you?"
Miguel holds his knees as well and covers his lower face.
"I blame myself, Anne. I blamed it on the kid... But in the end... I did this, Anne. I did all of this. And for what? To beat Eradicator? I did this to myself and ended up hurting Josuke and Gumball. I could've used my Stand on Stefan... But I didn't. Now, the nation hates me and they all see Stefan as some sort of god. I did this... When I started this, I wanted to be a symbol. I have a 10-year-term, Anne, and here I am acting like a complete jackass... I could've given anything else... I just had to give Gold Experience Requiem... Such a fucking dumbass... Hay Naku..."
Anne holds Miguel's hand.
"We'll get through this like how we got into this whole mess that is our lives in the first place. Together."
Miguel gives Anne a teary smile and Anne smiled sweetly.
*glitch*
Spongebob, Patrick, and Darwin are teleported inside.
Darwin growls and walks on all fours.
"We don't have Stands here, Darwin," said Anne.
"Ah..." said Darwin, sitting back down and blushing.
Darwin sees that Josuke is not talking.
Darwin steps forward and sat beside Josuke.
"Yo," said Darwin.
Josuke stayed silent.
"You okay?" smiled Darwin.
Josuke still kept silent.
"JoJo?" asked Darwin once more.
"I wanna stay silent," said Josuke.
"Can I stay silent with you?" asked Darwin.
"If you can," said Josuke.
Darwin smiles optimistically and sat with him.
Josuke sighs.
"Alright fine... I'll tell you," said Josuke.
"But I didn't-..."
"I don't have a Stand... anymore..."
"But... didn't you hate your Stand?"
"I hate my Stand. I was alone for years, Darwin. But now that it's gone... I didn't even think to realize how important my Stand is to me. Until now... I felt like my Stand was weighing me down."
"Uh-huh..." said Darwin. "Is there any WiFi nearby? I'm missing Amelia Watson's stream for Kung Fu Hustle."
"I mean... I just feel so awful about my life for so many years!"
"I really wanna watch V-Tubers reacting to stuff..."
"God! It's like no one even listens to me!"
"Ooh! I found a WiFi service! Yo! Stefan! Gimme the Password!"
"No," said Stefan.
"Wait... I've been... selfish, haven't I? That's why Mr. Reaper hates what I did... I've done something awful and got my friend hurt by not listening to him... I should make it up to him. Great talk, Darwin."
"Found it. Great talk, Josuke."
Finn and Jake ran away as blasts of candy bullets shot at the pair.
Meanwhile, blasts of green flames erased several objects around them.
The two of them scream out of fear as The Lich and Gumbald chase after them.
"Applebottom Jeans... Boots with the fur... Everybody in the whole club be-lookin' at her..." whispered the Lich.
"What kind of disgusting monster trash poem is he speaking of?" asked Finn in horror.
"I found the words in the magical mirror brick's door that is called 'Spotify'," said The Lich. "It contains spells like no other! SPELLS THAT MAY BRING FORTH THE DEATH OF THE MULTIVERSE!!!"
"She hit the floor."
"SHE HIT THE FLOOR!!!" yelled Gumbald.
"Next thing you know," said The Lich.
They both sang. "Shawty got low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low."
Low by Flo Rida everyone!
Suddenly, The Lich cast a spell that brought the pair to their knees. The Lich and Uncle Gumbald then approached Finn and Jake.
"Quick! Jake! They must be talking about the Spotify App thing-a-ma-jig!" yelled Finn. "Open it! Maybe we'll find a song that can beat these two!"
Jake brings out his phone and turns on Spotify.
"When the sun shines, we'll shine togetherTold you I'll be here foreverSaid I'll always be your friendTook an oath, I'ma stick it out 'til the endNow that it's raining more than everKnow that we'll still have each otherYou can stand under my umbrellaYou can stand under my umbrella-ella-ella, eh, eh, ehUnder my umbrella-ella-ella, eh, eh, ehUnder my umbrella, ella-ella, eh, eh, ehUnder my umbrella-ella-ella, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh"
The pair look around.
"IT'S NOT WORKING!!!" yelled Finn.
"Foolish mortals. Only a monster of the great before can wield such magic," said The Lich. "I am not a fool. I know that this spell holds power."
"With this magic, we can rule the world!!!" cackled Gumbald.
The Lich turns to Gumbald and screeches like a wailing banshee.
Gumbald covers his ears.
"OKAY!!! OKAY!!! OW!!! GLOBBIT!!! YOU CAN EXTINCT ALL LIFE!!! I WILL BE THE ONE WHO RULES THE WORLD!!!"
"TIME ADVENTURE!!!"
"MUDA!!!"
Time Adventure bashes The Lich's face.
"Stands... Power of the soul..." said The Lich. "I wield what the gods call a Beyond... Something a fool like you cannot even fathom nor comprehend."
"That's redundant and you know that," said Gumbald, annoyed with The Lich.
"Silence, sugar boy," replied The Lich.
The Lich then holds Finn and Jake down to the ground by merely looking at them.
"What do you want with us?" asked Finn.
"We're capturing you so that we can take away your Stands so we'd kill you easier," smiled Gumbald.
"Don't worry. I have a plan, Jake..." Finn raises his voice. "We surrender!"
Gumbald smiles as The Lich drags the two away.
Rob teleports into the scene and captures the pair, teleporting all of them away.
Meanwhile...
Josuke draws some stuff on the cement.
Miguel sighs. "I'm still mad at you."
"Gee... Mr. Reaper... I may not be your son, but you're the closest thing I have to a father. Sure, you're my alternate self, but gee..."
Josuke then makes a pouty face.
"Gee, Mr. Reaper. You were so cool when you beat Eradicator. I also heard stories about you and the legend of the Stardust Crusaders."
"Pfft..." said Miguel, smirking. "Anne, do something. I think it's working."
Anne sighs. "Josuke. Stop bribing us with your adorableness. It isn't right. You should make it up to us properly."
"Gee, Anne. Since my mom abandoned us, you're the closest thing I have to a mother."
"Psh..."
"Without your zipper ability, we'd be dead as we speak. You're so cool!"
Anne stares at Josuke. She then turns to Miguel. "You're right. He's good."
*thud... thud...*
Finn and Jake are dropped in the cell.
"Guys!" yelled the Fusion, gathering around the pair.
"What the hell happened?!" asked Miguel, checking them for wounds.
"They were too strong... We had to surrender," said Jake.
"I don't feel so good," said Finn, rubbing his head out of pain.
"Ha ha ha ha ha!" laughed Stefan, as he looked at all of them. "You are all truly foolish people... There is nothing you can do to escape. After all, it is your fault that you're all caged, Miguel JoJo."
"What?" asked Josuke.
"After exchanging your Stand with Gold Experience Requiem... Now, you have nothing."
Miguel stared at Stefan with disgust. He then looked at the glass and saw himself, giving a large sigh.
"I'm sorry... He's right... It was all me..."
"You're only like this because you think no one loved you... But we had the human decency to at least acknowledge that you existed."
"People need to love me," Stefan crackled his knuckles.
Josuke has an idea.
"Or you need people to love you," said Josuke.
Stefan gave Josuke a disgusted look.
Josuke nods at Miguel. Miguel smiles.
"I won't let you do this alone this time and let you call the shots from time to time," sighed Miguel.
"And I'd listen to you when needed, sir," smiled Josuke.
Miguel turns to Ghost Jedan and nods. Ghost Jedan nods back.
"How pathetic is that?" asked Miguel, turning to Stefan.
"What!?" laughed Stefan.
"Yeah... What?!" asked Anne.
"Stefan, you are by far... *cough*... the dumbest person I've ever met... Jimmin Stephen..." said Gumball.
"Stefan... It's no wonder no one in our school had a crush on you. You're just so desperate and petty."
"YO, UNBREAKABLE!!! Y'ALL A PHONY!!! EVEN ABRACADANIEL'S SCARIER THAN YOU!!!" yelled Jake.
"JIMMIN STEPHEN!!!" yelled Patrick.
"Your Stand looks like Squidward's house! Bahahaha!" laughed Spongebob.
"I've seen rocks harder than your Stand!" yelled Finn. "And I've seen flowers get pollinated before you ever will!"
"I've seen ants with larger dicks than you!" yelled Darwin.
"JIMMIN STEPHEN!" yelled Patrick.
"YO STEFAN!!! YOUR FACE LOOKS LIKE IT'S BEEN FURIOUSLY RUBBED BY SANDPAPER!!!" yelled Kariel.
"YOU'RE A PUNK BITCH, STEPHEN!!!" yelled Jedan. "JIMMIN STEPHEN!!!"
"RAUGH!!!" howled Stefan.
*bzzt*
The glass cage melts open as Hierophant Green emerges and wraps around his face.
"RAUGH!!!" howled Stefan.
"STAR PLATINUM: THE WORLD!!!" yelled Miguel.
"NO!!!" shouted Stefan.
Time stopped. Time resumed.
Everyone is gone.
"NO!!! RAUGH!!!"
Stefan slammed the floor.
Later...
"Are you some kind of fucking child?" asked Jobin.
Stefan paced around in front of Jobin as Jobin sat behind his desk with hands steepled.
"No, no, no, no, no..." said Stefan. "THIS ISN'T FAIR!!! They did it again! They made fun of me!"
"Shocking! Someone get us some tissues!"
"SILENCE!!! I AM UNBREAKABLE!!!"
"Really? Because you broke so easily!"
"SILENCE!!! I AM UNBREAKABLE!!! I AM STEFAN!!! NOTHING CAN BREAK ME!!! I DESERVED EVERYONE... Even a few people... Just a few... IN THE WORLD TO LOVE ME!!!"
"Well too bad... Because of your childishness... You compromised our key to doing an equivalent exchange with the Ark."
"I'll do it!" boomed Stefan. "I will break EVERYTHING!!! I AM STEFAN!!! I AM UNBREAKABLE!!!"
"THEN ACT LIKE IT!!! God! You even speak like a child on weird Russian steroids or whatever."
Stefan stops talking and sighs. "Fine... FINE!!! BUT KNOW THIS!!!"
Stefan slams the desk. "When we're done with this... You get out of my given world... Pronto... SO I CAN BE GOD!!!"
His eyes go red.
"Fine..." sighed Jobin. "Fine."
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