My new house is magnificent, with smooth, living wood walls that look straight out of Tolkien's Rivendell. The turret soars into the sky, the tallest structure around, and the huge windows are all magicked to let in maximum sunlight and views, while making it impossible for anyone outside to see in.
Seeing my turret is enough to push away the last of my negativity, and feeling carefree, I skip up the steps to the massive front doors. I grasp the gold-and-emerald leaf door knocker, and welcome the warm glow verifying my ownership as I unlock the building for the first time.
*Ding!*
{Aether Alert: Congratulations Player Erebus for being the first to unlock a 2-Star Dwelling! Awarded +150 Tara Reputation Points, Free Special Room, +150,000 EXP.
Please choose a 2-Star Special Room to be automatically built on the premises: Ballroom, Library, or Solarium.}
'Do I really strike you as a ballroom kinda guy?' I think wryly.
I'm baaaaack chaos minions!!! Chaotic Author God is starting 2023 with a BANG! Here's a multi-chapter release for all my favorite people! I will be providing more info later, but since it's 4am (shocking, I know; even with literal months to prepare, I still end up reworking and editing stuff until the wee hours), for now, y'all are just getting the good stuff!
PS Discord Peeps! I haven't forgotten you! I'll be swinging by in the next couple days! I'm technically on my honeymoon, but you've waiting for me long enough. Miss youuuuu Xx Chaos Gremlin