Chapitre 92: Chapter 92
Night fell.
A group of cavalrymen escorted Shen Lang and Jin Mulan's carriage, galloping with a special rhythm.
Soon, they would arrive at Zhang Jin's old house.
"Wife, don't be nervous later," Shen Lang said.
Mulan: "Okay."
Shen Lang said, "I know that I'm very handsome, and it will give you a relatively large amount of pressure. But don't worry, purely based on appearance, you're still worthy of me. Don't be ashamed of yourself, and you must put on the airs of the number one beauty."
Mulan immediately turned her face to the side.
"You must always remember, you are Xuanwu City's number one beauty, Nujiang Prefecture's number one beauty, Tiannan Province's number one beauty," Shen Lang said solemnly.
Mulan: "Yes, don't worry Husband, I will definitely support you, I won't let you lose face."
"That's right." Shen Lang: "I will definitely make all the men here vomit blood from jealousy. I have such a beautiful and noble wife by my side, with such a hot body, and such a high level of martial arts. Even if I haven't slept with her yet, others won't know."
Mulan couldn't take it anymore, she put her jade-like hand on Shen Lang's waist. She didn't hit her Husband, but that didn't mean she couldn't pinch him.
Shen Lang didn't dare to move his body, but he could still straighten his back, take a deep breath, and immediately let his waist be two centimeters away from the Jade Woman's claws.
"As for me, please rest assured, wife, I will crush all the men here, and make all the women so jealous that their eyeballs will explode." Shen Lang patted his chest.
Mulan didn't want to talk to him.
The thing she hated the most in her life was comparison, and she never needed to compare.
But there was no other way, she married a man who loved to compare.
What a vain man.
Shen Lang, on the other hand, sighed with emotion.
"Sigh, life is a process of comparison. When you are in the water, you have to be stronger and faster than other insects, so that you have a chance to become a human, otherwise you will always be a tadpole."
"After they are born, they must be smarter and prettier than other children."
"When you grow up, you want to be more handsome and outstanding than others."
"After they reach adulthood, they will compete to see whose husband earns more money, whose wife is more beautiful and hot, and whose children are smarter."
"When they grow old, they will compete to see whose children are more promising and filial."
"A person's life is filled with comparisons. Their children and grandchildren are endless."
"If people don't have a sense of superiority, they won't be able to live. That's why people like to stay with people who are worse off than them."
Mulan turned to look at Shen Lang.
Her Husband was just like that. He had an insight into the ways of the world and was both vulgar and elegant.
She couldn't help but say gently, "Husband, you don't have to see everything too clearly. You'll be happier if you're a little muddled."
Shen Lang turned his head and said, "I'm very happy! That's because I've never lost when competing with others. I'm always winning. No matter what I compete with, I always win. I love competing the most. Hahahaha! "
Mulan turned her head away and completely ignored him.
Jin Hui, who was outside, couldn't help but say, "Son-In-Law, can you also win in martial arts?"
"Yes, of course I win." Shen Lang said, "My wife is so powerful. We are husband and wife. My wife's martial arts are my martial arts."
Suddenly, Jin Hui, who was driving the carriage outside, felt that he couldn't breathe.
Because the air seemed to be filled with endless stench, and one breath would burn one's lungs.
However, Mulan and Jin Hui were full of confidence at this time.
With such a son-in-law, he might really be able to crush all the people in the fierce battle tonight.
At this moment, Shen Lang was really full of fighting desire.
But he didn't feel nervous at all as if he had entered the tiger's den alone. Instead, he was full of expectation.
He felt like a shark swimming into a lake and was about to kill.
"Three minutes to enter the battlefield."
"Two minutes."
"One minute!"
Shen Lang's carriage stopped.
They arrived at the Zhang family's old house where the wedding banquet was held.
They had arrived at the battlefield!
…
Shen Lang was almost the last one to arrive.
Almost!
Because there were three people who were more pretentious than him, and they were the last ones to arrive.
But at this time, the courtyard was already full of guests.
Nujiang County, Yangwu County, and all the families of the rich and powerful were almost all captured.
Even Castellan Liu Wuyan could only disappear in the crowd.
"Miss Jin Mulan of Xuan Wu Mansion and Son-In-Law Shen Lang are here!"
As soon as the carriage arrived at the gate, someone immediately shouted.
Shen Lang was instantly alert.
There was a conspiracy behind it.
Because the person who called out the names actually added Shen Lang's name to the list, which was extremely abnormal.
According to reason, Zhang Jin and Xu Qianqian were extremely hostile to Shen Lang and would definitely try their best to trample on his dignity. Therefore, when calling out the names, they either only called out the name of Jin Mulan, or emphasized the word "son-in-law" even if Shen Lang was added.
However, they did not do so. They raised Shen Lang's status vaguely. There must be a conspiracy.
It had to be said that Shen Lang's heart was really as delicate and sharp as hair.
When he and Jin Mulan's names were called out, all the greetings and conversations in the courtyard were all over.
Everyone's eyes were fixed on Shen Lang and Xu Qianqian.
Of course, it was not because he was handsome, but because he was too famous.
And the guests who attended the engagement banquet all knew that this was the prelude to the siege of Xuan Wu Mansion.
Shen Lang took Mulan's hand and walked out of the carriage, enjoying the feeling of being the center of attention.
And at this time!
A large wave of enemies came quickly!
…
A voluptuous woman directly rushed over and blocked in front of Shen Lang.
This woman was very vulgar, very cheap and seductive.
From her dressing and mannerisms, one could clearly identify her identity.
She was a prostitute over 30 years old.
Moreover, she was a very low-class prostitute. The price for a night was at most half a silver coin.
"Langjun, I finally found you." The prostitute looked at Shen Lang in surprise and said loudly, "A few days ago in Lanshan City, you and I were in love and flew together. I will never forget it for the rest of my life."
The message of this sentence was that Shen Lang was a prostitute in Lanshan City, and it was such a lowly one.
Shen Lang stood on the spot and watched her performance.
The prostitute said, "Shen Lang, you also said that I was much better than your wife in bed. You said that she was like a dead fish and had no reaction at all, but I made you want to live and die. You also said that you and your wife slept in different beds and dreamed different dreams. She might have another man in her heart and made you wear a green hat. "
Shen Lang's eyes narrowed. Mulan's beautiful eyes were a little angry.
The prostitute said, "Shen Lang, you promised me that you would bring me to Xuanwu City and raise me as your mistress. You even gave me your personal keepsake."
After saying that, the prostitute raised a longevity lock with the word "Lang" printed on it.
That's right, this was really the longevity lock that Shen Lang had worn since he was young. His father had personally made it for him.
After that, this longevity lock should have fallen into the hands of the Xu family.
"Shen Lang, I've waited for so many days. Why didn't you come to pick me up?" The prostitute complained.
Shen Lang frowned.
"Shen Lang, you really are a heartless man." The prostitute was about to cry as she said, "You really shouldn't have ravaged me with Jin Mucong that day. I couldn't get up for three days."
This was even more disgusting.
Even if everyone present was performing, they had to act out a feeling of disgust and disgust.
"Shen Lang, although you are so handsome and outstanding, you still have to pay for that night. You have to pay for visiting a prostitute. That night, not only did you eat a bowl of my noodles, you also ravaged me seven times. The next day, when I came to see red, you still didn't let me off. You have to pay more."
This was even more disgusting. It was almost nauseating.
It made people feel that Shen Lang was a wretched and lowly person. He went to find such a vulgar and lowly prostitute. He didn't even let her off when she was on her period. He was simply a disgusting beast.
What was even more obscene was that he didn't pay.
This greeting gift that Xu Guangyun gave to Shen Lang, could it be considered as an excuse to besiege him tonight?
It was very down-to-earth and had no bottom line or sense of shame.
This move couldn't hurt people, but it was disgusting.
It was like stepping on dog shit that couldn't be shaken off.
And it was almost unsolvable.
No matter how Shen Lang dealt with it, it was wrong and he couldn't clear his name.
Xu Guangyun was giving him a taste of his own medicine.
Previously, when Shen Lang wrote a book to smear the reputation of Xu Guangyun and Xu Qianqian, it was almost the same move.
It was just that Shen Lang was a little more elegant. He used an extremely accomplished classic to disguise his act of splashing feces water.
Everyone couldn't help but be excited to see how Shen Lang would deal with this disgusting and despicable move.
It was almost unsolvable.
Shen Lang gave a few instructions to Jin Hui, who was beside him.
"Yes." Jin Hui immediately turned around and left.
When the prostitute saw that Shen Lang really couldn't do anything, she felt even more pleased.
This money was a safe bet.
Therefore, she acted even more overboard. She directly pounced on Shen Lang and hugged his thigh.
"Langjun, when are you going to take me in? When are you going to pay for the night? "
Shen Lang didn't get angry. Instead, he said in a gentle voice, "Sister, how much did I owe you for the night?"
Everyone was surprised when they heard this.
Shen Lang, what kind of trick is this?
You're the one who admitted it and poured this bucket of feces on yourself?
The prostitute said, "You and Jin Mucong played with me thirteen times. Plus the Helianthus Blood, it's a total of five silver coins."
"Five silver coins, right?" Shen Lang said in a more gentle voice, "Then I'll give you ten gold coins, okay?"
Then, he took out ten gold coins and gave it to the prostitute.
The prostitute was overjoyed and took the money.
She was instantly filled with disdain and contempt for Shen Lang.
Useless gigolo, he was really a waste. Do you think that I will change my mind and prove your innocence after giving me this money?
Dream on!
Because the Xu family will give me more money.
Shen Lang said, "Sister, how much do you usually pay for a customer?"
The prostitute said, "Half a silver coin. But you and Jin Mucong are two people, and you played with me until I was injured and bleeding, so I have to pay more."
Shen Lang said, "Then I'll give you ten gold coins, which is equivalent to two hundred silver coins. After deducting the five silver coins I owe you, there will be one hundred and ninety-five left, which is enough for you to receive customers three hundred and ninety times, right?"
Shen Lang's voice gradually became cold, and his eyes were filled with a cold sneer.
"Jin Hui, bring him in!" Shen Lang ordered.
Immediately, the cavalry of the Count House brought in more than twenty beggars and tramps.
Every time there was a banquet, there was no shortage of beggars and tramps. Because there would be a lot of food to waste, the food would be given out to show that the host was kind.
Therefore, Shen Lang decided to pack them up. It wasn't that he didn't want to part with the food, but he was afraid that his precious wife's saliva would be eaten by others.
These beggars and tramps smelled bad. They hadn't bathed for at least a few months, and some even had ulcers.
They didn't dare to look at Jin Mulan, who was as beautiful as a fairy, but they looked at the prostitute with eyes as fierce as fire.
Shen Lang looked at the beggars and tramps and said, "Brothers, do you like this woman?"
The beggars and tramps' eyes turned green.
Now, even if they saw a sow, they would think that it had double eyelids, let alone a woman.
Moreover, this prostitute in front of them was simply … delicious pig trotters.
"I like her, I like her!"
"I don't even dare to dream of a woman like her."
Shen Lang said, "Today, it's my treat. Each of you can play with her ten times!"
Immediately, the twenty or so vagrants and beggars rushed towards the prostitute.
He lifted her voluptuous body up and walked outside.
The prostitute was scared out of her wits.
This … this was going to kill him.
More than twenty tramps and beggars would really kill her.
She would definitely die, and she would die miserably.
"Help, help …" The prostitute screamed miserably.
However, the warriors of the Xuan Wu Mansion formed a human wall, and no one could save her.
Shen Lang said, "I've already paid. You have to receive guests. It's only right and proper."
The prostitute was so scared that she was trembling all over and almost peed her pants.
"Housekeeper Xu, save me! I only slandered Young Master Shen Lang because of you. Save me …"
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État de l’alimentation hebdomadaire
-- Classement
Power Stone 
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