Lu Yanchen sat down opposite Shi Guang at the dining table. "That's how you welcome your husband home?"
Shi Guang raised her eyes and looked at him coldly, asking, "Then what do you want? Lay down the red carpet and yell out loudly at home, "My hubby's home, my hubby's home, my hubby's home!"?"
At the back, her voice was raised to a screech, mimicking the eunuchs welcoming the emperor in the past. That had Lu Yanchen chuckling.
He reached out and pinched her cheeks.
Shi Guang slapped his hand away. "Don't pinch my cheeks."
He took over her bowl and chopsticks and she snatched it back immediately. "What are you doing?"
"I haven't eaten yet."
"Don't you know how to get a set of cutlery from the kitchen?" Despite her clearly displeased face, Shi Guang stood up and went to the kitchen, taking out a set of cutlery. "I didn't prepare your meal. Why did you come home for? Why not go out with a babe for a candlelight dinner?"