Side note: Anabell was never properly explained - Yoru summoned her from her death place while on a trip to the Akita Prefecture. (if you've seen noragami like when yato makes yukine his new weapon)
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[We Gay]
[Tolvaz Zozros] has been added to [We Gay]
[Tolvaz Zozros] has changed their name to [sterbucks]
sterbucks: hey assholes
touyota: oh hey its you
sterbucks: oof
sterbucks: is that flame hands bitch face
touyota: is that spider eyed dick sucker?
sterbucks: low blow there dabi
touyota: sorry
sterbucks: nah its cool - sucking dick is pretty great tho.
touyota: i feel you, thats why im with hawks ;)
sterbucks: awe nice,,,, i was with tao-tao but hes busy and doesn't have time for me.
touyota: big rip there bud.
[ an hour later ]
Pika Pika: whom the fuck are you #sterbucks
sterbucks: one of the 10 people in class 4B.
dekuwu: i was right! that class exists!!!!
dekuwu: #meowzawa #louddad gimme 10 bucks each
sleep™: or just buy us both concert tickets.
meowzawa: fuck
louddad: which concert hito?
sleep™: BTS
louddad: i already have tickets to it????
louddad: hito i get into any concert for free - you know this. I just kinda show up and say i have my family with me and their like "k"
tape: awe fuck nice
louddad: hito, im allowed to bring 8 people with me.... so,,,,
sleep™: #tape, #Pika_Pika come with me
tape: :O
tape: OFC BABE
Pika Pika: OFC WE WILL BITCH
meowzawa: #icyhot because you were a temporary child with us, you and midoriya are coming too.
icyhot: yeet
dekuwu: *Aggressively dabs*
Naruto?: So #sterbucks, Who are you really?
sterbucks: read the name at the top of the chat bitch
Naruto?: im sorry but i cannot read that name
sterbucks: its perfectly legible to me?
Naruto?: uh?
touyota: white bitch it says "T̡̗͚͢ǫ̶̗̯̬l͉̙̹̥̹v̗͎̝͇̟̳ͅa̴̸͎̱z͏̵̲̭̠͎͉͉̬͕̬ ҉͎͚̤̘Z̥͍̺͙̕͟͡o̵̝͖̪̪̝z̙̻̞̗͇͢r͎̹̼o̩̮͎s̩͍̗͞ͅ for us so,,,, fix it?
sterbucks: ah fuck
sterbucks: happens whenever i join anything,,, sorry
sterbucks: uh,,, it should be fine now
Naruto?: ...\
Naruto?: how do i pronounce that
sterbucks: you dont
sterbucks: just call me cam zaz.
Katsuki: oh its you
sterbucks: exploding hands fuck ass?
Katsuki: who else, white bitch horned dick?
Eijirou: im missing something here
knifediva: yep~
knifediva: Tolvaz is our best friend!
skwah: pretty great if you ask me, never met but talked on the phone
sterbucks: ?????
skwah: hawks
sterbucks: oh fuck sir
sterbucks: i am so fucking sorry about the thorns covering your agency!!!
skwah: dont worry! after two hours they disintegrated
skwah: wonder if it was dry hands mcfuck
knifediva: probably - hes been less evil and has started wearing gloves that block his quirk so that he can touch shit properly
Katsuki: uh?
knifediva: I live with him and Rynne!
Katsuki: ah
knifediva: also touya! if you and hawks are available tomura wants to talk with you guys at our place! i'd be there with rynee, so no bad shit.
touyota: aight fine. im good for tomorrow wbu babe?
skwah: im off all this week so yeah why not
touyota: cool
[ the next day ]
Hands?: so #sterbucks, who are you?
sterbucks: Cam Zaz. of Class 4B. "The Thorny Horned Hero: Zozros" or as some villains like to call me "Cock Sucking Slut of UA" but i've started ignoring it
Hands?: ;-;
Necromancer: huh, so this is who you are
[Theon Scyliorhinidae] has joined [We Gay]
[Theon Scyliorhinidae] has changed their name to [shork]
shork: hey bitch
sterbucks: oh hey babe
touyota: this is your BF?
skwah: oh wait are you the shark tailed kid?
shork: yeah, why?
skwah: #murder has told me about you
murder: oh hey hinidae
shork: hey tohiro
murder: bitch
touyota: nice,,, chaos.
Raven?: it was ineffable
mom: oh no
froggy: hes quoting Good omens again?
mom: yep...
Hands?: he is now in my arms and asleep
ucantseeme: its cute and all- but shouji im stuck on your balcony still
Hands?: ill come get you
ucantseeme: thanks b.
floaty: anyone wanna watch ponyo in the common room?
bass boosted: UH ME BITCH
alien: ^
sleep™: ^^
copy paste: are we invited cause we want to come
floaty: ofc!
ken dough: cool, we will be right over
meowzawa: so all of 1-A minus Shoujiyami, Serodenkitoshi , Kiribaku and Tododeku are watching the movie? aight cool
louddad: you have ship names for our kids, your class, and their partners?
louddad: cause same babe
○(・x・): (;゜○゜)ア
○(・x・): σ(≧ε≦o)
floaty: ill save you a spot, want a couch, chair or floor?
○(・x・): ∑(゚ロ゚〃)!
○(・x・): (❁´▽`❁)*✲゚*
○(・x・): ೕ(⁍̴̀◊⁍̴́ฅ)
floaty: floor it is.
spOops: Could I come Uraraka Ochako?
floaty: yep!
spOops: Could we go Master? or Am I allowed to go alone?
Necromancer: you can go alone- just stay on UA Property please.
spOops: Yes Master Yoru!
Succ: so babe is this a stay in and work night?
Necromancer: yep.
Succ: cool!
Succ: #louddad ill message you incase something goes wrong in our dorm building
louddad: kk
[ a day later ] [ 4:00 am]
shork: im gonna fucking say it
shork: that ghost looked like
shork: Amalie...
shork: or the photos ive seen of her
sterbucks: im still trying to process it
Necromancer: oh fuck - sorry
sterbucks: did you know?
Necromancer: no- sorry...
Necromancer: once you had said that Duke - she dropped her phone and froze
Necromancer: now shes on the floor crying
Necromancer: she looks like the day i summoned her - purple faded eyes, a white summer dress, tire tracks up the front of her dress
Necromancer: shes having a panic attack now
Succ: nope- shes trying to teleport
Succ: and now shes gone
Succ: i think shes headed to her death marked place...
Succ: Master is breathing heavy - #ayaneru can you help?
[Ayaneru] has come online
Ayaneru: yep! Oto-san, Papa im heading to the Akita prefecture - will be back tomorrow!
meowzawa: stay safe and text us when you get there.
louddad: ill ask headmaster if he can send a car out there to pick you up
Ayaneru: cool! oh and Ravi is joining me - hes good at death related things (and comforting people)