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Katsuki: why do you fucks care?
Pika Pika: because we want to know bakubro!
Eijiro: i dont think thats what he meant kami.
Ayaneru: oh the "how did you meet us" story
Kokobop: ah,,,,, that was a long time ago
Katsuki: it was one month ago bitch
Kokobop: do i look like i care?
Katsuki: no
Katsuki: im sorry
Kokobop: tell the story katsuki.
Katsuki: fine but all you extras better shut up
Katsuki: so about two months ago, when i went missing - I had been warped to Korea instead of the villains headquarters (again). The villains on the other side thought they struck gold, but of course i fought back. a while later in comes a guy dressed in all black, looking like an assassin and he stabs one of the villains. The waves towards me - I later find out that, that was Ahiro.
Katsuki: .... i.... i cant...
Katsuki: yao can you...?
Kokobop: yeah, dont worry kat.
Kokobop: so after ahiro goes in and minorly stabs that villain - whom i later killed, katsuki starts asking ahiro is in japanese, only for ahiro to silence him. Channie and I walk in, to see kat and ahiro silently fighting. I laugh and start speaking Japanese, only for katsuki to look up at me and ask me where he is. I tell him korea, and he breaks down in tears - later passing out. Channie carries him back to the dorm while I finish off that pedo from earlier.
Kokobop: I later return to the dorm and see aya' just looking at him and petting his head. She starts to tell us all about her family and her newest brother - Hitoshi. partway through Katsuki wakes up, sits up and says to us "Thanks for helping me out, but who the fuck are you guys" I tell him who we are and he responds with "I'm Bakugou Katsuki. First year at UA". Ayano's eyes go wide and she starts rapidly texting her dad?
Ayaneru: yeee. i was textin' papa. cause he'd know right?
Kokobop: so she tells us that all the teachers at UA are looking for katsuki, and are relieved that he's alive. I start asking him what languages he knows and soon enough we are talkin' in chinese while aya' is on the phone with mic. Aya' later tells us that she can teleport herself and katsuki back to Japan, but she will need a few days to gather that energy back up. a week passes and finally aya' can teleport the distance and y'all know the rest.
Hands?: yes, Ayano suddenly appeared in our class during one of our english classes with Present Mic. She passed out after saying that "I did it Yao, I got him home safely..." a few days later though she disappeared. Bakugou did show us pictures of you and Ayano though...
Kokobop: of course he did.
Raven?: so everything now lines up... hmmm
mom: well, now we know whats happened. Kirishima - go an check on bakugo please.
Eijiro: okie doki
[ a good 20 mins later ]
froggy: now onto another topic.... Shinsou
sleep™: wot
froggy: i saw you with kaminari and sero yesterday
sleep™: f-froppy its not what you think
froggy: i wont hesitate bitch
ucantseeme: pew pew
froggy: but anyways - what was that about
sleep™: TLDR; we are dating
Pika Pika: you couldnt tell but i dabbed so hard I fell off the couch
tape: they did tbh
sleep™: you two are idiots
sleep™: why do i love you two?
meowzawa: it runs in the family i guess
sleep™: what
meowzawa: loving loud and annoying idiots
yamameow: SHOUTA YOU DON'T REALLY MEAN THAT DO YOU!?!?!?
floaty: Aizawa-sensei: love 1 idiot 100 times
yamameow: shes right sho' dont say shes wrong
meowzawa: i hate you all
bass boosted: no you dont
alien: no you dont
sleep™: no you dont
○(・x・): no you dont
Pika Pika: no you dont
tape: no you dont
icyhot: no you dont
smol: no you dont
ucantseeme: no you dont
froggy: no you dont
Eijiro: no you dont
Hands?: no you dont
Raven?: no you dont
mom: no you dont
Kokobop: no you dont
Katsuki: no you dont
Ayaneru: no you dont
solace: no you dont
wotm8: no you dont
Murder: no you dont
plants are cool: no you dont
keyblade master: no you dont
seer: no you dont
*insert run meme*: no you dont
yamameow: no you dont
bondage: no you dont
smile bitch: no you dont
Furry™: n͉̯̩̍̽ͭ̈̑o̩̠̲͔͆͑͠ ̴̲̙̟̤̱̝̻͋͑ͩ̇̓̄ỷ͊̂ó̬̞̟̝͇͍ͨ̏̑͒͌̚u͆̃͆̀̉ͦ ̹̭̝̘͇͓̟̽̿̈́̌̉ͥͮ͡d̨ͦ̓o̽̉̄̚̕ǹ̼̬̹̯̲̱͈t̠̘̞̣̰͓̫͌̂͡
meowzawa: Fuck
meowzawa: Off
[3:00 am]
spOops: n͙̣͇ͦ̔͟o̟̯̼̖̓ ̸̗͖̠̙̬̻̃͗ͮ̃̔̓̏y̩̦̝ͨ̈ͪ͂ͬǫ̌ͮ͆̌u͈͑ ̵͖̳͌d̖̤̲̅ō͈͚͚͋͊n̝͐̀͒͝t̑҉̩͙
Necromancer: n͏͝o̴̡҉͢ ̴̧̧͜͝y̸͜o̶̢҉̷̕u̡̨͟͢͠ ̷̡̕͠d̕͢͡͠ơ̵̛͢n̵̵͢͠t̷̨̕͠
Succ: n̕͜͠o̸̷͞ ͢y̸̵̛͞o͏͠u̴̷̡͘͘ ̶̸͠d̛͢͝ǫ̛̕ņ̷̢͡t̴͜
meowzawa: i hate this house hold