Friendship is a Game
by Twistedphoenix1
Edited by SpedaHooves
"Damn it!" Sugar growled as he read the party chat screen.
The intended target is out of communication range!
The intended target has notifications turned off!
"Any luck getting through to the others?" Apple Bloom said as she and Sugar were in the barn. Applejack and Big Mac told them to stay inside since the barn was probably the safest place. They ran to the house to try and get Granny Smith to safety but now the wolves (which seemed to be made of wood!) were surrounding the buildings.
"No!" Sugar said. "Micro is out of range and anyone else I contact through chat says they have notifications off!"
"No one is picking up the phone either!" Apple Bloom said. Scoots was at track practice, Sweetie was training with Shiro, and Diamond and Silver weren't answering either! Spike, Micro, Chara, nothing!
Sugar went wide eyed and ran over to a small hole in the wall of the barn. Grabbing a hay bale, he tried to block the hole when a wolf head popped through and clamped around his ankle. Sugar roared in pain before stamping his foot down hard on its neck, snapping it before he slammed the bale down.
"Son of a bitch!" he groaned as he rubbed the bite. Then he realized...he snapped the thing's neck...he had on his Goku Uniform! "Apple Bloom."
"Yeah?" She asked, looking at him worriedly.
"Do you still have what Micro gave you?" Apple Bloom went pale.
"But...I just did target practice! Not combat!"
"I wasn't going to say for you to fight them. I can get you to the house and then you can help defend it."
"But...you can't fight them alone!"
"If I don't then…"
"That wasn't what I meant," she gave a half hearted smirk.
House
"Come on Twilight…" Applejack said as she tried calling her. Everytime she tried, it just kept sending her to voicemail. Fluttershy wasn't answering either. She probably was somewhere in the woods without her phone.
She quickly realized that these weren't normal wolves. There was no point in calling animal control. These things had to be magical in nature.
"Applejack!" Big Mac called out. "Granny Smith is fainted. Did you contact the police?!"
Before Applejack could respond, they heard an engine running. Looking out the window, they saw the door of their barn fly open. Out of the barn came…
"Is that an ice cream truck?" Applejack said.
"Eeyup," Big Mac said in shock.
The giant truck plowed through a group of the wooden wolves and turned them to splinters. As they neared the house the door at the back of the truck opened and a figure in black and white popped out and jumped onto the porch with a rifle in hand. As the truck drove past the window, the two older Apples thought they saw Sugar in the driverseat. The figure in black and white turned and to their surprise it was Apple Bloom.
"BOB! Help Sugar now!" From out of nowhere, a large robot in vest, jeans, and bowler hat appeared and ran after the truck which shifted into a giant mech. The mech looked at...BOB… and gave him a small fist bump before turning and shifting its arms into mini guns and mowing the things down while BOB did the same.
Apple Bloom spun and aimed her rifle, firing a shot into an airborne wolf. Pumping the action, she fired another and another as she backed up to the door. Applejack recovered from the shock first and ran to the door and threw it open, letting Apple Bloom inside just as she needed to reload.
"What the...Apple Bloom! What the hell is all this!" Without stopping to respond, Apple Bloom ran to a window and fired, splintering the wolf that just broke through the glass.
"You know about ability users right?" The littlest Apple asked. Applejack went wide eyed while Big Mac was confused. "Well Micro is one, and he got Sugar and me our weapons for protection."
"Protection?" Big Mac cried out. "From what."
In response a wolf broke the window next to him and was about to tear out his throat when another shot rang out. Looking over at his sister, Big Mac saw her give him a look.
"What do you think?" She took up position and kept an eye on the windows. "And before you say anything, the first incident happened with no connection to him so don't try and tell me I shouldn't be friends with him."
Applejack and Big Mac looked at each other and thought the same thing.
"WHAT FIRST INCIDENT!?!?"
BOB and Sugar had switched to using melee once they thinned the crowd out some. They wanted to save the Apples, not put them out of business by shredding their orchard. If it came down to it though, Sugar was going to flood the field with acidic frosting.
BOB swung a stop sign shaped like an ax and began bisecting the creatures. Sugar took careful aim at a group that wasn't near the trees and stuck them with his hardening frosting. He heard shots coming from behind him and knew his girlfriend was turning anything that got close to kindling.
'I'm dating a badass.'
Micro
"Finally!" He cheered as a spark showed. Slowly but surely, it widened and Micro saw the library through the growing hole. "Al...most…"
When it was wide enough he jumped through. Heating himself up, the snow evaporated.
"Nice job," Twilight said. "It only took a half an hour to."
"It took me twice as long," Sunset nodded.
Micro was silent as he saw a bombardment of screens.
"Get me to Sweet Apple Acres," he muttered, still panting from switching from the thinner mountain air to here.
"What?" Sunset raises an eyebrow.
"If you want to go there it would be great practice to-"
"There's trouble there! Sugar messaged me! Let's go!"
Twilight and Sunset looked at him and saw he was dead serious. Almost instantly, they had a portal and the three of them bolted through as Micro equipped the Iron Watcher armor. Perfect choice to as a wooden wolf bit down on his arm.
Timber Wolf (Lv25)
HP 5000/5000
MP 500/500
"Oh you son of a…" Micro grabbed the top and bottom of the beast's muzzle and pulled, splitting it apart.
"How the heck did timber wolves get here!?" Twilight shouted as she used her magic to raise a group of the beasts up and slam them together into kindling.
"Is now the best time to discuss that!?" Sunset said as she snapped her fingers and a number of them get set ablaze.
"Micro!" Sugar's voice could be heard. Micro spun in his armor and rocketed towards the mech and BOB, using Zenyatta's orbs to smash apart any lupines that came close. The pack of monsters was almost destroyed as Micro had Sombra open up and drop him out.
It was time for him to test something. His clone just beat Brutal Legend after all.
BGM Start
The Devil Went Down to Georgia-Guitar Hero 3 Legends of Rock
As he landed he withdrew the electric guitar known as Clementine (black and white with flame designs) from his inventory and a small pick.
"Let's rock!" He calls out before he begins shredding on the guitar. Between his INT stat being high enough to memorize the notes, Octavia's panties boosting his playing ability, and his DEX being boosted by both Rainbow's and Scootaloo's, he was already able to play amazingly.
Just as a small pack of the remaining wolves pounced at him, Micro struck a chord and a bolt of lightening shot down and turned them into splinters.
The rest of the wolves hesitated and Micro took advantage. First he conjured a ring of flames with his magic. Once that was done he Blinked into the middle of the pack and strum the Earthshaker cord, sending the wolves flying. They caughtflame as they went through the burning ring of fire and were swiftly defeated.
Micro looked around and smiled. The smoldering Timberwolves were scattered across the orchard with minimal damage to the Apple trees.
BGM End
"Glad to see you finally showed up," Sugar said as the mech walked up to Micro.
"My teachers thought it would be funny to drop me off on top of a mountain to train me in long distance teleporting. "I'm guessing no one else answered.
"We were busy," Spike said as he and Diamond...fell from the sky.
"What the…?" Micro looked up and went wide eyed.
Imp (Lv 5)
HP 500/500
MP 250/250
As if seeing the raven with that label wasn't enough of a shock, the fact that there was an entire flock of the transformed demons was.
"How did you…?"
"That would be me," Diamond said with a grin. "Found some books on summoning among my mom's old books so…"
"Guys."
"Well that's awesome!" Micro said.
"Yep! And Spike was there in case something went wrong."
"Actually I was there to try and convince you it was too dangerous," Spike deadpanned. "I stayed to protect you if something went wrong."
"Guys!"
"Awwww!" Diamond kissed him on the cheek while releasing a smal bit of pheromones toward him. He breathed them in and his eyes glazed for a moment before he pulled her in front of him and squeezed her rear. "Oh!"
"It was still a stupid thing to do," he said huskily. "Maybe I should…"
BANG!
The Dracokin jumped and snapped out of his stupor. The grouped turned and saw Apple Bloom with Viper aimed in the air.
"As much as I would love to see Diamond get spanked here in the orchard in front of everyone," she started, getting the succubus and Dracokin couple to blush and separate. "We still have a rather big problem."
She pointed to the forest where the weird green bulb that Sugar and her had seen earlier was moving, trees crashing as it knocked them aside.
"You have gotta be shitting me," Micro muttered as he saw the name just when the plant monster burst through the trees.
Audrey II
(Mean Green Mother from Outer Space)
Lv 57