Chapitre 22: Ch20: Snore
Before we hop on to today's chapter and question, I need to address something
Read the dxd uncrowned Superdevil fic by my friend pastlives and surprisingly people started hating on his fic for the latest chapter.
Are people that dumb that they forget the personality of the main character and wouldn't let the Author to cook in the upcoming chapters?
Like you can just shut your mouth and wait for the next chapter, maybe a plot twist happens and the hate you gave the novel would prove to be unreasonable. Just let bro cook like he always does.
Anyway, for this chapters question,
Pizza or Fried chicken? (Yeah I know it's way too random.)
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'Interesting...' I thought as I looked at the familiar that Satouji had told me about.
Never in my life, well both lives could I have imagined that I get my favourite Pokémon as a familiar.
In front of me was a huge, bipedal, dark blue-green mammalian Pokémon with a cream-colored face, belly, and feet.
The most noticeable thing about it's body was that it was composed mostly of its belly while its limbs were much smaller compared to it.
Anyone that's cultured enough or at least had a normal childhood should know who that Pokémon is.
"This is the fami-"
"I'll take it." I said without missing a bit.
"But I didn't even ge-"
"Don't care, I'll take it."
I interrupted Satouji again, making him rub the back of his head awkwardly and sigh.
"Young devils these days are eager and impatient."
Impatient? Nah, if you find what you want you should take it or someone else does, unless it's a corpse.
Though I'm sure someone would certainly be delighted to steal a corpse.
"As I was saying, this is the familiar that I told you about, and before you say anything yes you can have it. There's only one problem with this big guy."
"I don't see any problems with it." Vermeil said as a red magic circle appeared around the ground that Snorlax was sleeping on.
To avoid the suspicion that might rise from the people around us and question Vermeil's origin due to her using magic without magic circles appearing, she had decided to use magic circles for the sake of appearance.
And from the looks of it she was checking Snorlax's condition to see whether he's healthy or not.
"Ah don't worry, by problem I didn't mean that it isn't healthy. The problem with it is that it barely moves from its place and doesn't show the will to make a contract with anyone. Even I couldn't make any progress with it."
It seems this Ash can't catch em all. Skill issue for real.
But that's exactly what I expected, since Snorlax like me is also a follower of the way of the sloth.
And to make a contract with someone like us, you need to understand sloth and the way we live.
I ordered Chastiefol to take me on top of Snorlax's Belly, then took out a blanket and laid it down on his stomach.
One of the ways to make befriend our kind is to sleep with us.
'Wait that sounds wrong.'
Forgetting about my own remark, I got down from Chastiefol and lay down on the blanket that I put down.
"Umm what is he doing?" Satouji said as he gave me a confused look.
Is he dumb or something? It wouldn't take a genius to guess that I plan on sleeping here.
Though I guess it's not his fault since he looks like a Walmart version of Ash.
"Don't worry about it he'll be fine." Roygun assured him whilst chuckling, seeming to find my action amusing.
'Hmm? what is Vermeil doing?'
Vermeil was looking intently in a certain direction, as if she had found something that gained her interest.
"Can you look after Roy for a minute? I noticed a familiar presence in the forest, I'm going to greet them."
Without saying anything further, Vermeil disappeared and left the three of us together.
It was then that an earthquake happened, or at least that was what I thought before remembering that I was on Snorlax's stomach.
Apparently this big guy was hungry and his stomach growled due to that.
"Did you not give it anything to eat?" Roygun asked from Zatouji.
"I did, but it never seems to be enough, and this guy also doesn't move to get his own food. So him being hungry most of the time is normal."
So that's why sleeping didn't work with him. Well it's fine, I had expected something like this.
With a snap of my finger, a humongous magic circle appeared by Snorlax's side and from it dropped tons of edible stuff, from fruits to foods, snacks drinks and a lot more which left Zatouji bewildered.
"Where did you have all of that Boya?"
"As expected of my brother, always ready for every situation. And I'm sure that's not even all of it, I'm sure he has a lot more stacked in his inventory." Roygun said with an amused smile on her face.
Well she's not wrong, I stored enough food to survive a few centuries at least, after all I can't waste my sleep time on making or finding food.
"What do you mean a lot more!? with this much food a small village can go on for three weeks at least."
Snorlax smelling all the food began to move from it's place only to be stopped by me.
"No need to move, I'll feed you all of this."
As if understanding me, it stopped moving and opened it's mouth, waiting for me to feed him.
"Alright, here we go big boy."
With a move of the hand, all the foods that were on the ground began to levitate and move towards Snorlax's mouth.
The giant gobbler, true to his big appetite, began devouring all the food nonstop.
Waiting till it ate around thirty percent of the food, I stopped feeding him, making Snorlax stomach grumbled, asking me for more food.
Ignoring the pleas of Snorlax, I made the rest of the food disappear from its sight.
"Sign the familiar contract with me and I'll let you eat the rest of the food."
Snorlax grumbled and hit its arm against the ground, making the hard ground shatter and for the area to shake from impact.
"Nu uh, throwing a tantrum wouldn't change my mind."
Snorlax calmed down and from the looks of it seemed to consider my offer, or at least he tried to, because his stomach began to growl and ask for more food again.
"Guess we have a deal."
The familiar magic circle of the Belphegor clan appeared on Snorlax's Belly, the circle then disappeared and left a small mark briefly before it also disappeared.
"I don't think you should make a contract with a familiar like that..."
"Why?" I asked while feeding Snorlax.
"Because morally it's wrong."
"Well I'm sorry to say this Satouji, but morally I don't give a fuck about this. Anyway I'll take this big with me."
"Haa.... Sure take it. I'm too old to deal with this type of thing."
Satouji apparently was too old to argue with me so he decided to leave the matter as it is.
I gave him a nod of respect and continued feeding my sl-*Cough* I meant my pet.
After the mountain of the food that I prepared was finally finished by Snorlax, he let out a loud burp from satisfaction.
'Now that I'm done with this I should look for Vermeil...'
"Hey buddy can you give me a ride?"
Snorlax grumbled and stood up, he then picked me up with hand and threw upwards, making me land on his shoulder.
Guess that's a yes.
Sure I could have used Chastiefol, or even a teleportation spell to go to where Vermeil is, but that would be too quick and I won't get any sleep.
So by making Snorlax carry me specifically with his low speed, I get enough time to take a quick nap before we reach Vermeil.
Though it makes me feel worried since Vermeil reacted like that. Then again it won't hurt to sleep a little.
Right?
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Hello everyone and yes I'm still alive. Writing been hard these days since I lost motivation.
Though I managed to overcome it by writing a chapter for my novel and editing the previous ones. Right now it has Around 15 chapters, not a lot yeah I know. If you want to know more about tell me in the comments and I might upload it on webnovel in the future.
Anyway hope you all doing fun and don't forget to kys.
See you on the next chapter, till then bye bye~
Word count: 1467
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