Chapitre 14: ch 14
Uchiha Madara wasn't certain about what he should do. Back when he had first discovered his vampiric nature he had been overjoyed at the prospect… however that was over three years ago.
Since then he had absorbed the blood of countless individuals and experienced countless lives and the more he experienced the more tired he became.
Unlike the young Uzumaki he had already lived a long life far exceeding what most humans, let alone ninja's live. And it had taken it's toll on his mind.
He had originally found himself experiencing the thrill of the fight during his youth but as battles kept being waged in unending wars, he had grown tired of the constant killing, of constantly losing his friends and family.
It was for that reason that he had accepted the alliance with the Senju and helped build Konohagakure no Sato. However things didn't go exactly as planned. The original plan was to build Konoha and bring all the ninja clans together in order to prevent the loss of ninja's to other talented ninja.
However there were only a few clans that came to Konoha, while several others gathered all over the continent, starting their own hidden villages to compete with the one they had founded.
Unfortunately Madara and Hashirama had different views on what to do concerning this development.
Hashirama had decided to start trying to bring peace by negotiations and alliances, even going so far as to hand out bijū to keep the peace. He was always a fool in Madara's eyes. As far as the Uchiha was concerned the only way to bring peace among ninja was to either bring them all together, or kill the others before they had the chance to gather enough force to compete.
It was for that reason that he had chosen to fight the Senju for the title of Hokage, instead of making temporary peace, he had wanted to destroy their competition so they wouldn't be capable of waging war on them at a later date, having all the bijū under their command helped make that an easy objective to complete.
So the two had fought, their clash was the stuff of legends and if it wasn't for Hashirama bringing his wife, Madara was certain he would've won that battle. Despite the Shodaime's ability to suppress the Kyūbi's raw power, Madara could suppress it's mind and bend it to his will, meaning the Senju would've been forced to use all his strength to keep it at bay.
That tactic had been neutralized by Uzumaki Mito. Despite popular belief, Madara had not fought Hashirama two on one with the Kyūbi like he had intended… but one on two, with the Kyūbi sealed within the second opponent.
He had hated that man for pre-empting his use of the Kyūbi and preparing a counter measure, however he wouldn't be a sore loser, he would accept that Hashirama had won fair and square (well, as far as ninja are concerned anyway) but at the same time that didn't mean he couldn't hate the man for winning and becoming Hokage.
If only he had had the strength to win back then, he could've become Hokage and crushed the other villages before they had gained their power. Of course that was all in the past and now his plan had been ruined by the blond that had absorbed all the bijū into his own being. If it wasn't for that brat he could've become the jinchūriki of the Jūbi and brought peace to the world…
His train of thought stopped there. Why was he still trying to gather the power to complete the moon eye plan? Thinking about the current situation, the child had done what he had originally intended on doing, brought peace to the continent simply by being so monstrously powerful, that was the purpose of Konoha and the jinchūriki had done that on his own.
So why did he have to try to complete his plan anymore? No matter how much stronger he got, Uzumaki Naruto would always be several steps ahead simply because of absorbing the bijū and because of that everyone was too scared to fight him, meaning there weren't going to be any wars as long as he was around, and he wasn't going to die anytime soon either.
"I guess, it's time for me to give up here," he suddenly muttered under his breath, barely loud enough for his partner to hear.
"Huh/huh?" both of Zetsu's halves said at the same time, confusion clear in both of his voices.
"My plan isn't needed anymore, as long as the Jinchūriki lives there won't be wars," the orange masked man stated seriously, causing the plantman to look at him in shock.
"Then why aren't we going to start a war?" the black half asked in confusion.
"Because I've just remembered why I helped create Konoha and make the moon eye plan," the old Uchiha stated calmly.
"So what are we going to do now?" the white Zetsu asked, wondering what their master had planned now.
"I've always wondered about the limits of my Jikūkan jutsu," if Zetsu had seen the smirk behind the mask, he would've been scared.
Suddenly the trio found themselves being drawn into a warp in space like so many before them.
Opening his eyes, Zetsu was confused, wherever Madara had sent them all looked nothing like reality, let alone the elemental nations. There was a lot of snow that looked too solid and just seemed to be put on the ground, while buildings of an architectural design he had never seen before stood out, having an appearance of cardboard cut outs as opposed to actual buildings… that was when he finally noticed that it was the same for everything, including the people.
"Well… this is different," Madara stated as he looked on in confusion at the new reality in front of them.
"OH MY GOD, THEY KILLED KENNY!"
"YOU BASTARDS!"
That was when he noticed his leg had appeared running down the middle of a young child.
"Shit," was all that escaped his mouth.
New Iwa was in chaos, buildings burned as their ninja were slaughtered by the thousands, their opponent however was anything but happy.
Naruto proceeded to let out a sigh of annoyance as he swatted away another person they called a 'Father', he had hoped new Iwa would be capable of giving him at least a small challenge but as it stood it seemed as if only the bishops were worth anything.
Sure it would've been harder to overwhelm them if he hadn't already adapted to the holy power they had first used against him but even so he was allowed to be disappointed.
However what was really annoying him was the fact that he was attacking them right now. He had wanted them to gain more power so they could be more of a challenge but Tsunade had forbidden it… either he would go and kill them, or Seras would and he did not want his fun stolen by the older vampire.
So here he was, effortlessly massacring the army around him as they tried trapping him will holy relics, decapitating him with blessed blades and burning him with divine flames… none of which were doing any real damage anymore.
The blond was certain he had killed most of these 'Bishops' are they called themselves, they had lasted a little longer than the majority of the populace but it's not like they could come close to his level of power… perhaps if the Cromwell was fully active but not when it was only at level three, in other words, when he had access to 6% of his total power.
With a quick clap of his hands several trees shot out of the ground and crushed several buildings as the blond blocked a strike from one of the regenerators before vaporising the man with a weak version of a tailed beast bomb, destroying several more buildings in the process.
Letting out a yawn at how boring his latest battle was, he continued on his path towards the 'church' as they called it, personally he thought it didn't look much different from the Hokages residence but then again, he didn't really care.
"I can't believe it came here," Hinata muttered as terror was visible in her eyes upon witnessing the immense destruction the monster was causing.
"Don't worry Hinata-sama, it'll be over soon, I'll make sure of it," Nagato told her as he saw the girls resolve crumble in front of him. When he had first met her, she had been looking for an army to save her loved one and revealed her access to a serum that allowed people to regenerate.
Konan had pleaded with him to join her and take the Serum and he had initially had his doubts when he listened to her. However since then, she had shown herself to be a loved and capable leader, however despite all the training he gave her, she was still much weaker than any member of the Bishops.
But as it was said before, she was a loved and capable leader, despite her shortcomings on the field of battle, everyone was prepared to follow her and there was not a single member of the new Iwa force that wanted to take her place as the leader of the village.
Besides, she had him to fight for her. Since he had taken the Serum his strength had grown to a whole new level, where he was once strong enough to destroy Hanzō, he was now strong enough to face the Rikudo Sennin himself and win.
And now he was finally ready to fulfil his purpose within New Iwa… today he would kill Alucard.
Yet another ninja lost their head courtesy of Naruto's homemade firearm as he continued walking down the street, bodies littering the street behind him as he made his way to the villages leader.
Boredom was now the most evident emotion within him and a bored Naruto, is a dangerous Naruto… however New Iwa never realised that as he finally gave up killing them one at a time and fully released the Cromwell.
All over the elemental nations, people were rocked as an explosion of impossible proportions was felt, the countless witnesses all searched for signs of whatever had happened, easily seeing a very large dust cloud shaped like a mushroom on the horizon, as an immense wind rocked them, displaying the raw destructive power of whatever had caused the event.
Currently standing in a crater approximately ten miles in radius, Naruto couldn't help but think he had overdone it with that full powered Rasengan to the ground, after all, nothing could have survived that… right?
Sending his mind out to search for survivors, he was greeted by nothing.
Yep, no-one survived that attack.
So it was with a bored whistle that he turned back and started the long walk back to Konoha… he would try to enjoy whatever scenery was left after his explosion… or maybe not and he immediately vanished, appearing back in Konaha immediately, courtesy of his sperm donors legendary technique.
Nagato, Hinata and Konan were confused. One second they were in Hinata's office and the next they were standing on the clouds in front of a large set of pearly gates.
"Uh… what happened?" Hinata asked, wondering what was going on.
"I don't know," the red headed bishop stated as he looked around, eventually seeing a man at a podium in front of the gates.
Leading the group over they were about to ask the man where they were when he started speaking to them.
"You are Hinata, Nagato and Konan correct?" the strange man asked, earning short nods from the trio, "I will admit, it's not often we get people from the east in this afterlife."
"This afterlife?" Hinata asked hoping she had misheard the man.
"Yes, I'm sorry to say this but you three are officially deceased right now," the man informed them, leaving them some time for the news to kick in.
Hinata couldn't believe it, despite all the effort she had put into building New Iwa in order to free her Naruto-kun from the monster that had consumed him, she had died before she could complete her goal.
"May I ask what you meant when you said, THIS afterlife?" Nagato asked wanting to clear the confusion the statement had made in him.
"Oh, that is simple, there are countless afterlifes, each one is made by a communal belief, that belief gives the soul somewhere to go when it dies, however not many from the modern eastern countries come to this version of the afterlife because other beliefs are dominant in those sorts of areas," the man explained to them.
"I see…"
"So, allow me, Saint Peter, to welcome you to heaven," the newly dubbed Saint Peter said, causing the lavender eyed girl to look at him.
"C-can I go to wherever Naruto-kun is?" it was a simple question and the look on the man told her that her wish couldn't be granted.
"Look, I know this is hard for you to accept but Uzumaki Naruto is alive and he was the one that killed you all," Peter told her causing her to shake her head in denial, "I know you can't believe it but that monster you were working so hard to try and kill wasn't Alucard, it was Naruto."
"No… no, no,no,no,no,no, NO! WHATEVER THIS IS, IT IS NOT HEAVEN! HEAVEN WOULDN'T LIE TO ME ABOUT THE BOY I LOVE!" her short rant did nothing more than make the Saint's eyes soften at the fact that her denial spread so far.
"I'm sorry, but no matter how much you want it to be, you will never be with Naruto," the Saint told her before the massive gates opened, allowing entry to the trio.
"Now go, there are people in there you would love to meet," and with that statement, Peter led the group into the place their afterlives would be spent in.
"OH MY GOD THEY KILLED KENNY!"
"YOU BASTARDS!"
"I hate to say it, but I feel sorry for that kid. Yeah, he seems to die far too often," Zetsu said as he followed Madara to the local supermarket, while they witnessed a small boy in an orange anorak being torn apart by dogs in the middle of the street.
"Yes… it does raise the question of how he can die more than once doesn't it?" the orange masked man said as he ignored the spectacle… one of the things he had quickly learned was that certain people wouldn't die in this world no matter what he did… however Kenny was special, no matter what he tried the child would die in some excruciatingly painful way or another.
Walking along the aisles he stopped as his eye caught something he had grown fond of since arrived in this world.
"Ooo… cheesy poofs."
Life continued to go on for Naruto and he hated to admit it, but boredom was seriously beginning to grate at him, even training Konohamaru and the rest of his genin team was proving to be growing boring.
So here he was, lying in bed next to his mistress wondering what to do as his life proceeded to continue boring him, eventually he decided to just let his mind wander outside his body for a little while, who knows, he might find something to amuse him within the walls of Konoha.
And boy was he right.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! PERFECT!" the sudden shouting would've been welcomed with less hostility if the redheaded bijū next to him had been awake when he started.
"Dammit! What the hell are you laughing for now?" Victoria asked angrily, hoping there was a good reason for her mate to wake her up like that.
"I'm sorry mi-lady, but I couldn't help myself," the vampiric being said with soft eyes as he looked into hers.
"Why? What's so funny?"
"The little Uchiha's going to be a daddy," the spiky haired blond stated, earning a look of confusion off the girl next to him, before realisation dawned in her eyes.
"heheheheHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" and so the laughter continued, this time coming from both.
Outside of the bedroom there was not a single person within Konoha that didn't have a cold chill run down their spines… whenever the blond laughed like that he always had something planned… and that was never a good thing.
It had been twenty years, twenty fucking years of being nothing more than a head and for once, Hidan was beginning to doubt his god's intentions… was it possible Jashin had decided to just let him suffer instead of let him die?
It was very possible because from what he could tell, no-one was coming for his head.
Madara and Zetsu had to admit, they had adapted to their new life quite easily, working as long distance haulage was really well paying when you're self employed and don't have to worry about fuel bills or the like.
The only thing that he found himself questioning was the people. It had easily been twenty years since he had arrived and although events moved just as quickly here as they didn't in the elemental nations, no one aged.
Kenny was still a little child with an orange anorak and so on and so forth… oh well, no use thinking about it, so he gave up that train of thought and proceeded to watch 'Terrence and Phillip: Asses of Fire' for the fiftieth time that month.
Uchiha Sasuke was an angry man. Despite his position as the head of the Uchiha clan, he couldn't do anything outside of politics, and the reason for that?
Namikaze Naruto.
The bastard had stolen all his limbs and scorched his flesh, all the while making sure he wouldn't die. However if anything, death would've been a release, as it stood right now, his brother had been found dead and now all he could do was revive his clan and that could be going better.
It wasn't that he didn't have children, no, the problem was that his children refused to listen to him. How could he return his clan to its former glory when the rest of it refused to listen to what a true Uchiha should be.
His musings were cut short however, when he noticed his oldest daughter walking up to him with a smile he had grown to dread plastered on her face and her hands behind her back.
"Hello daddy," she said in a sickly sweet voice, he had named her Mikoto after his mother, however he had come to regret that decision, as far as he was concerned, she was a disgrace to the clan. If it wasn't for the fact that the rest of the family had thrown him from power and made her the clan head, he would've disowned her… but since he couldn't he would try his hardest to make sure she would at least become a respectable Uchiha before he died.
"What do you want?" he responded, his lack of love for the nineteen year old clear in his voice.
"Oh, I'm sorry, I just thought you would like to know that you'll be a grandfather in a few months," she said while bringing out a pregnancy test that showed positive.
"Wait, what the hell do you mean by that?! I never approved of a suitor for you!" the dark eyed 'avenger' shouted in anger at the fact his daughter had been seeing someone behind his back.
"She means she's having my child, Sasuke-chan," came the voice of the man that had ruined his life… then his heart gave out.
Mikoto and Naruto couldn't help but stand and look as Sasuke proceeded to have a heart attack before all the life left his eyes.
"Oh… I was hoping he would live a little longer than that," the blue eyed vampire stated as he watched his most hated foe die in front of him.
"Yeah… oh well, it doesn't really matter either way, the clan already had a vote on his fate and he was going to be euthanized within the week anyway," the dark haired girl said with a shrug, after all, none of the new generation of Uchiha's liked their father, all he ever did was shout at them for not being strong enough as an Uchiha.
"Oh well, so what do you want to call the child Miko-chan?" Naruto asked, already having an idea of what to call the child if it was a boy.
"Um… I was thinking of calling him Shisui, Itachi or Obito," came a happy smile from the woman as he looked at the man that had made her insufferable father suffer.
"And if it's a girl?"
"Yeah… that was a little harder to think of but I like the names Mito, Kushina or Tsunade."
"Yes, I like them too."
And with that said, the duo walked away, completely ignoring the dead body near them.
Now as I said before this story will not be updated, it may be rewritten at some point however that is dependent largely on a poll I set up on my proper profile.
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