"Who am I? Haha, who knows?" Hermes lay on the couch and whistled.
"Some people think I'm the shelter for homeless travelers and some think I'm the trader of Avalon. I am the originator of the steam scourge and I am an unattainable pinnacle for artists. Some regard me as a monster while others worship me. Many people call me the sage, saying that I am in charge of one-third of the world's truth. I like this title, although the other two-thirds are in the hands of a b*tch and a loser.
"I am a watch shop owner, the Anglo Second Department's external brainpower, and the Sixth Department's confidential consultant. I am a private doctor who has been dismissed by Her Majesty, and I am also the owner of an antique shop in Sacred City.