"I... I was being nice. I was only trying to help that young girl by giving her body a check-up," The Honorable Sir Tianqi turned very red in the face and glared fiercely at the Honorable Poison Master. "Besides, you're not all that great either, you shameless, homosexual b*stard! If this little girl were to follow you instead, I wouldn't be able to rest easy."
The Honorable Poison Master sneered, "It's because of the fact that I'm a homosexual that she would most definitely be safe with me."
"You..." The Honorable Sir Tianqi sputtered in anger. He then turned to Gu Ruoyun and asked her, "Little girl, we've both taken a fancy to you so you should make the decision. With whom would you like join as a disciple? Anyone who loses is not allowed to retaliate!"
He believed that Gu Ruoyun would naturally choose him. After all, the other fellow looked extremely creepy and was covered with poisonous gas from head to toe, he's totally unsafe.
It's been very difficult to translate these chapters without laughing out loud. Tian Qi and the Poison Master are hilarious. :P I hope you guys have enjoyed reading them, as much as I've enjoyed translating them.