Chapitre 1: The Menace Is Created
"What in the actual fuck."
A voice of complete disbelief sounded out in a space where everything was white and sterile, the bright space was blinding as it was empty.
"No way in hell this is actually happening.." The voice sounded more shocked by the second.
"All right, let's recap. My name is.. was Michael, I loved reading and anime. I was suddenly struck by a truck that came out of nowhere... No seriously where did that truck come from I was on my fucking Balcony when it happened." Michael recounted what happened before he was hit by a smooth criminal.
"Haah.. So the ancient scriptures were true.. I died, now I'm in a space where I'm mostly going meet a godly being who gives me super powers." Michael used his nonexistent hand to rub his nonexistent forehead.
"Correct." A voice suddenly scared the shit out of Michael, making him flinch.
"Woah!" Michael exclaimed as he immediately snapped his head to the direction of the voice, what met him was a..
"Ryan Reynolds?!" Michael practice shouted as he saw the face of his favorite celebrity.
"Oh? Not a cliche big tittied beautiful goddess?" The voice said.
"What?"
"What?"
"..." Michael blankly stared at Ryan Reynolds as the silence continued on for a few seconds.
"Oh right, basically what you see right now is what you think is the most attractive person you've met or seen. Usually it would be a an anime character or a hot woman would appear before you lot." Ryan Reynolds finally explained.
"Uh huh.. (Wait.. Ryan Reynolds is the most attractive person I know? Eh it checks out.) Right, let's get back to the point." Michael crossed his nonexistent arms.
"Hm, well you already know the drill. You've died, courtesy of Truck-Kun and there's a Omniversal Policy stating that whoever gets killed by Truck-Kun will be able to get a second chance in life." Ryan Reynolds snapped his fingers and 4 wheels materialized into existence.
"These wheels represent the world you'll be reincarnated into, the character you'll reincarnate as, you're overall talent, and then a personal power." He briefly explained what each wheel did and Michael pondered on the second wheel.
"If I land on a character I don't like, then can I have a redo on the wheel?" Michael asked him.
"No, but you will be able to have the privilege of getting Transported into the world with your previous body instead of just getting reincarnated into an already existing character." Ryan Reynolds explained as he moved over to the first wheel.
"Alright, then let's discard the useless stuff and go to wheel spinning." Michael was naturally a Gacha Addict like all Fanfiction MC'a despite his hate over Gacha, truly an ironic being.
Ryan Reynolds wasted no time and immediately spun the wheel, the ticking of the wheel was like suspense as Michael eagerly awaited the results.
Eventually the wheel stopped on a world Michael was familiar with.
[Sousei no Onmyouji (Twin Star Exorcists) <2 Star World>]
Michael hummed as he pretty content with the wheel fell on. Twin Star Exorcists was a series Michael liked, though it was a long time since he last read it meaning he would probably forget a few details.
"A 2 Star world huh.. That's a pretty good start. At least you won't die immediately." Ryan Reynolds turned to him with a smile.
"What are the rankings for worlds?" Michael decided to ask as he predicted he would be involved in some multiverse fuckery so while he still could, he would get some info.
"World ranks are divided into two categories. One is the Star Rank System and the other is the Calamity World System. The star rank system is comprised of 5 difficulties ranging from 1 star to 5 star, the one you rolled, a two star world is considered a Starting World. While 1 star worlds are worlds like your Earth."
"3 star worlds are home to beings who can easily destroy planet, for example is DxD, but that world is a evolving world. It'll be a Five Star world by the time ExE goes into play."
"Meanwhile Calamity Worlds are well.. Worlds in a state of calamity, I don't suggest going to these worlds until you become a Galaxy Buster. Worlds of this category are worlds like Berserk, in other words fucking miserable and is home to a lot of nasty stuff."
"You get the gist of it?" Ryan Reynolds said as he spun the second wheel, the wheel wherein it's chosen what character he becomes, or if he becomes a self insert.
"You suck at Explaining." Michael scoffed but he did understand what he said, 'So basically, 1 Star worlds are Slice of Life worlds, 2 Star are worlds with decently strong individuals, like the world I'm going to and maybe Harry Potter. 3 Star is the Planet buster realm, 4 is the galaxy buster territory if I had to guess, whilst 5 star is the Universal to Multiversal realms. Cool, while Calamity Worlds.. yep I'm going to stay away from those until necessary. But when I become strong enough, I'll fucking kill Griffith that femboy bitch.'
The wheel stopped at a Golden stripe, Michael read the words on it and it said "Rokuro Enmado."
"The Main Character, you're quite lucky Michael, most of the victims of Truck-Kun either get Cannon Fodder or Side Characters, that's the reason why a majority of Self-inserts exists." Ryan laughed as he moved to the last two wheels.
"I must be Fortuna's lover or something." Michael lightly laughed before he focused on the last two wheels, each one is crucial in determining if he would be able to contend with other worlds in the future.
Ryan spun the talent wheel, there were only 7 colors on the wheel, and from worst to best it goes like this; Talentless, Bad, Intermediate, Mediocre, High, Godly and Extreme Talent.
As long as Michael got either High or Godly then he would be more or less set because at that point, learning complicated things like magic or Laws would be easier.
The wheel once again stopped on the Golden Color, meaning Michael got the Extreme Talent one.
"Fuck yeah!" Michael cheered as this was a great boon for him, he remembered a certain fanfic he once read where the MC had an extreme talent in only Magic and said MC was able to get very far in life, practically being the pinnacle of the Multiverse.
[Hint: The last name of the mc of that fanfic is Bones.]
"You may truly be the Fortuna's lover.. this luck is insane, are you sure you're not the main character of a Fanfiction?" Ryan Reynolds looked at him with wide eyes.
"Haha... No way.. (No wait, it's actually possible, am I truly just a character of a Fanfiction? Fuck, that would be diabolical.)" Michael moved that thought to the back of his head as he focused on the last wheel where Ryan Reynolds placed his hand on.
"This wheel is more special than the previous wheels, because each power you get from this wheel, no matter what will always be broken. It can either be a System, a potion that would make you Omnipotent, or a blessed dick that can subdue any being in existence." Ryan Reynolds said, but he weirdly emphasized on the last bit.
"The fuck? A blessed dick? Sign me up." Michael grinned as Ryan Reynolds spun the last wheel.
Michael closed his eyes and prayed, hoping that his the power he gets is not something weird like a dildo that makes every male pierced by it his slave.
Eventually the ticking of the wheel stopped and Michael opened his eyes, the first thing he saw was Ryan Reynolds wearing an expression of absolute disbelief.
He turned his head to the wheel and his eyes widened as he saw what the wheel stopped on.
[Ultimate Gamer System]
"I've won in life Ryan, I've fucking won." He didn't have the power to muster anything else as only a crazed grin could be seen on his face.
"No shit Sherlock. Just the Normal Gamer system is overpowered enough but you get the ULTIMATE gamer system, In the span of Quadrillions of years, only 4 people have ever gotten this. Each one was able a powerhouse that even the God of the Omniverse didn't dare to provoke. And now you're the fifth wielder." Ryan Reynolds massaged his forehead as he definitely wasn't getting paid enough for this shit.
"What can I say, I'm just that awesome." A smug smile formed on Michael's face as Ryan Reynolds looked at him with an annoyed expression.
A portal opened behind Michael as he guessed it was time for him to go.
"You're lucky this isn't a Cursed Gamer type of situation." Ryan Reynolds sighed and then disappeared in a show of light.
"Welp, guess it's time for me to go live a grand life." Michael slowly walked towards the portal.
"This is where it all starts, this is the start of my journey, as Rokuro the Gamer. And it's time to fuck shit up!"
And thus, a new page was turned. As Rokuro stepped foot into that portal, the future of the Omniverse was sealed. Now, Rokuro the Gamer, the Omniversal Menace rivaling even the likes of Truck-kun, will take part in some tomfoolery.
———[Chapter End]———
A/N: Heya~ Lei here back again to write stuff cuz I'm bored.
This is those types of Fanfics, where lots of God fuckery is gonna take place, might dabble in some time and future bullshit as well since I'm at it.
Might also pull an Eren if I feel mischievous enough.
État de l’alimentation hebdomadaire
-- Classement
Power Stone 
-- Power
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