Chapitre 16: The bath
"Meowth, do you see that spot?"
"I see it very clearly, meow."
"That will be the place where we show them how great Team Rocket really is!"
A hot air balloon shaped like Meowth floated in the night sky. Two adults and a talking Meowth.
Very cool!
"Jessie, are we going to use that plan?"
"Of course we are! We're going to use it!"
James smiled and opened their equipment.
...
Something seemed to be missing.
"Jessie, I think… we forgot to buy the smoke bombs."
"WHAT?? Without smoke bombs, how are we supposed to steal anything? The Boss won't be pleased with us!"
"But we don't have any money," James sighed.
"Can't you use Koffing to create smoke?" Meowth raised an eyebrow at the two.
"Oh, right, I totally forgot."
"Idiots."
"Whatever, our target will be the Pokémon Center!"
The three of them laughed gleefully, making the neighbors think there were some crazy people outside.
***
"Thank goodness, the Pokémon Center has a public bath!" Farmqueen soaked in the hot water, her body relaxing completely.
"This game is so realistic, it feels like we're in another world," Fairygoth remarked.
"Weren't the other games from this company like that too?" Cuckmaster scratched his wet head.
"…"
"Huh? Why are you two so quiet?"
"THIS IS THE GIRLS' BATHROOM!!" The two of them used all their strength to kick Cuckmaster in the stomach.
Cuckmaster was kicked so hard that he flew out of the girls' bath.
"You're really something else..." NTRslayer stared at Cuckmaster, who was clutching his stomach.
"Let's go, I want to see if the water here is better than my country!" Bob said excitedly.
"You live in Japan?"
"No, I live in Hawaii."
"Oh."
"H-Hey, wait up..." Cuckmaster, still holding his stomach, tried to drag himself into the men's bath.
The men's bath was completely empty, perhaps because it was late or maybe because the price was quite high.
Around 1000 Pokédollars…
Luckily, that orange-haired girl covered for them. What was her name again? Oh, right, Misty.
She was so kind. Next time, I should call her "sugar mommy."
"She's also pretty," Bob said with a serious face he had never shown before.
"She's 10 years old..."
"I'm also 10 years old."
"10 years old in the game, you fucking pedo!!"
Why am I the only normal one here? (Calling a 10-year-old sugar daddy is normal?)
The three of them soaked in the water, feeling so good they were numb.
"So realistic…"
"So awesome…"
"So horny…"
"Dude, shut up."
While soaking in the hot water, Cuckmaster suggested that they should talk about themself.
"Why don't we talk about ourselves?!"
"Talk about ourselves?" Bob and NTRslayer looked at Cuckmaster.
"Yeah! After all, using game names is too long, let's reveal our real names!"
"Do you really want to know our names that badly?"
"Yeah, we're supposed to be like brothers, and if we don't know each other's names, what kind of brothers are we?"
"I wish your brain was a bit bigger, then maybe I'd share my name..."
"Hey!"
After some conversation, Cuckmaster decided to go first.
"My name is Lukas, I'm 22 years old, I'm German, and I currently work as a laborer."
"I really can't believe you have such a nice name."
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT?!"
"Anyway, enough talking. I'm Rey, 24 years old, currently working in a computer-related job."
"Office job?"
"Yeah."
"Wait, why don't you tell us which country you're from?"
"I'm not interested, and unlike you, Lukas, I don't feel the need to share that."
"Oww..."
"And I'm Bob, 23, working at a restaurant in Hawaii."
"Wait, does that mean I'm the youngest here?!" Lukas pointed at himself.
"Little bro," Bob smirked.
"Pfft," Rey stifled a laugh.
"Stop laughing!! I thought I was the oldest here?!" Lukas stood up, accidentally revealing himself.
"..." The other two stared wide-eyed at it.
IT'S TINY!
"HAHAHAHAHAHA," Both of them rolled on the floor laughing at Lukas's, which was as small as a chili.
Lukas blushed, embarrassed to the point of hiding his face in the water, covering his ears with his hands.
"What are the guys laughing about?" Farmqueen asked curiously.
"No idea. Anyway, why don't you share something about yourself first?" Fairygoth suggested.
"Well, since we're the only two girls here, we can introduce ourselves comfortably."
"What about the guys?"
"We'll deal with that later. I'm not ready to reveal my name to them just yet."
"Alright then, go ahead."
"Well, my name is Yuna, I'm 19 years old, and I recently moved to the city for college to help my parents back home."
"And I'm Lily, 25 years old, currently working as a singer."
"A singer?! That's amazing!" Yuna exclaimed, clapping her hands in excitement.
"It's not as glamorous as it sounds," Lily said, a bit shy.
"At least you have a bright future! I'm not doing so well in my studies, so if I don't pass, I'll have to go back to the countryside and work on the farm with my parents." Yuna scratched her head.
"Keep at it! If you ever need help, I'm here."
"No, I have to do this on my own. I don't want to rely on anyone else!" Yuna said with determination.
"Well, in that case, good luck," Lily smiled.
The conversation between the girls went well, meanwhile, the focus shifted back to the guys...
"YOU FUCKING LIAR!! SO YOU DON'T REALLY WANT TO GIVE ME YOUR SISTER?! I GONNA KILL YOU!!"
"HEY CALM DOWN HE GONNA DEAD!!"
"skcrkxscsskibidilsiemc" Lukas mumble incoherently, his face turn purple
***
'What's taking them so long in there?' Red wondered as he ate dinner with Pikachu, glancing at the nearby bathroom.
This was a temporary rental room, and the Pokémon Center always provided accommodations for trainers, including private rooms and hot baths. The prices were a bit steep, but well worth it.
Red turned to look at Pikachu, who was happily munching away, cheeks puffed out from the food. It was both amusing and adorable to see.
'One day gone already... The competition is in a month, and I still haven't tackled the first Gym...'
But that's okay, he reminded herself. Sometimes, rushing isn't the best approach.
Red continued eating.
*****
NTRslayer=Rey
Cuckmaster=Lukas
Bob=Bob (Bob)
Gothfairy=Lily
Farmqueen=Yuna
État de l’alimentation hebdomadaire
-- Classement
Power Stone 
-- Power
stone