Chapitre 3: Chapter 3 - New Morty
Everyone was at the dinner table as they saw me and greeted them. It feels strange seeing this character in person but he doesn't care.
"Hello honey, come sit down, we are about to have breakfast." She said with a motherly sweet smile while serving me some pancakes. It said that she ended up with someone like Jerry.
"Hello son." The pathetic Jerry greeted with a smile. Jeez this guy couldn't find ways to support Beth and practically a dead weight.
"Idiot."
She said while looking at her phone as if it was the only thing that matters. Ah, summer can't wait for me to pound that ass when I get the chance but I am a gentleman. I'll be patient and wait until the chance is rope.
"Summer!"
She shouted at his daughter, but she didn't answer her mother, Summer simply just ignored her, making Beth just let out a sigh. Yup this place needs someone to fix this broken family and Rick knows it.
Beth doesn't love Jerry, she was tricked into falling for him just to make more Morty. I'll try to help Evil Morty when I get the chance.
"Mor—Buuurp—Ty." He said as he stuffed a piece of pancake into his mouth. Rick reeks of alcohol but that's normal.
When I sat at the table I started to eat the pancakes and I saw the people in front of me, while I ate I began to think of different chemical and mathematical formulas to create a serum that would cure this physical disability that I was having, reaching the result of recreating and improve Steve's serum, but with some improvements.
One of them is accelerated natural growth so as to not raise suspicions of growing from one meter sixty to one eighty or seventy overnight, another instead of having super muscles like Steve was to condense my muscles so that the muscle fibers are stronger and not brittle.
By injecting me with the serum I would end up having a physical appearance like Group physique, not very robust, but lean and tone, one perfect for speed and flexibility, at first I thought of making the spider serum.
But if Rick came to analyze my blood he would detect that I had a combination of human and spider which would lead to a big problem that meant that he had ruled it out not only because of him.
Not to mention, because of possible future problems such as temporarily ending up as a hybrid due to said serum, which he did not want, even knowing that it did not present that disadvantage, it made him safer to be an enhanced human for the time being.
"Rick, today are we going to have another dimensional adventure or something similar? Or smuggling something through dimensional customs, killing someone, screwing up the life of someone important so they feel inferior or causing genocide." I ask since I'm planning on working towards few of the projects needed but my question to Rick horrified Beth and Jerry.
"No, I already did the customs thing, I inferred …*buurp* inferiority also along with customs, just like genocide, I'll take these two days to* Buuuurp* forget about the stupid Cronenberg epidemic and finish the loopholes."
He mentioned nonchalantly while eating his pancakes and ignoring the looks they gave him because of the epidemic and Cronenberg.
"Oh! Great, great, I wanted to do some important things today and I wanted to know if we will have adventures or a mission today" I mentioned nervously and tiredly.
'Pretending to be Morty is more exhausting than I thought.'
He simply needed to act as if he was slowly changing until he could freely act. Rick is too smart but he can be too conceited at times.
"Spending the day masturbating is not something important, on the other hand, I do have important things to do that will help my future."
She insulted him, stopping to look at the phone before looking at me with a mocking smile. This girl is somewhat getting on my nerves but let's not let her control me.
"That thing is, spending time staring at your phone all day to find the love of your life and then getting high with the blissful crush while they're having sex? Because if that's it, it's so important that it changes your future for the better."
I backfired at her with a mockery making Summer angry and causing Rick to choke trying to laugh, and both Jerry and Beth sigh with exhaustion as they listen to us argue.
"Oh! Sorry, I didn't know that at birth I should be a princess who waits for her prince charming to get high with him and then have sex, at least I'm not someone who masturbates all the time and is desperately waiting to have sex with a woman."
Summer angrily said to me but I was stoically staring at her simply seeing a barking dog that needed to be disciplined. Imagining the chain around her neck serving me is nice.
"Summer , stop it, let's eat like a normal family for a damn day, please." He said while rubbing his forehead. Normal? Yeah sure. In what part is that normal?
"Normal *bujjurp * is overrated and stupendous *buuuurp*. Also nice *buuurp* one kid—Burp—do." Rick praise me and I smiled giving thumbs up.
"Shut up Rick, this is none of your business, go do your sci-fi stuff." This guy has no respect for Rick who, I recall, helps him in times that need it yet still claims that he could handle it on his own!? Like that time on Christmas.
"And you get a lazy job, unemployed, useless parasite, supported by my daughter" He said while eating his pancakes, silencing Jerry. Frankly, Rick's hatred for Jerry is warranted since their relationship is fabricated.
Imagine your daughter having a man that she doesn't really love and as a result the self interest of your other self.
"At least I'm not some desperate attention-seeking drug addicted woman who ends up overdosing in an alleyway, being used by still-dead bums." I shrugged off and Summer became angrier than before.
"Morty, apologize to your sister and to your equal Summer!" Beth became stressed between our bantering and I felt kinda guilty since she was going through a lot trying desperately to make her family happy.
Don't worry I'll fix that. Just let me cook.
"I'll do it the day Morty has sex with someone." She said mockingly and I knew that I already won as I planned things through.
"I apologize for not seeing you fail in the future and not being at your funeral, for fucking a woman more important than you, thanks to the fact that the trips I take with Rick do help." I said with an evil smile while eating my last pancake.
"Hahaha, that was good Morty!" My remark made Rick burst out laughing, enjoying the show.
"Dad!" Beth frowned hearing her father supporting me. Why can't I say our minds are alike.
"What! The boy's balls are growing a bit!" Rick said proudly.
"Thanks grandpa." He said thinking about changing his fit into something similar to Rick.
'I find it worrisome that I feel more comfortable talking to Rick than to them, but I don't worry, since Rick is my favorite character in the series along with Evil Morty.' I thought taking a bite into the pancake was quite cool, more than the plain bread and food I hated in my previous life.
"Breakfast was delicious mom, thank you." I said since I know she needs a bit of appreciation for her work since raising three kids, yes, unfortunately including Jerry. Beth smiled and approached me before giving her a kiss on the temple
"Mama's boy." She said with disgust even though I know that Beth is biased towards Summer but I'll eventually change it to me.
"At least I have someone's affection." I said as I left the dining room towards the kitchen and put my plate in the dishwasher along with the glass and cutlery.
When I washed everything, I dried my hand and started to head for the front door of the house, making Beth and Jerry look at me curiously.
"Where are you going honey?" Beth curiously asked since the OG Morty typically spent his time in his room.
"Just going to get some fresh and then head to the library because I wanted to know some things about engineering physics, thermonuclear, chemistry, mathematics, physics, and also find out about some chemical compounds that replace others in the best way and other things." I mentioned without knowing what had shocked the whole family enough to drop Rick's food and Summer 's cell phone , leaving the house I took my bike and headed towards the library.
'This is the best way to waste time on a Saturday absorbing information, I can't risk Rick looking for me for anything with a portal and best way to make reason that I know things that I shouldn't.'
I thought as I went back heading somewhere not in the library but somewhere I can enter my megastructures and start making stuff. Meanwhile, back inside the Smith house.
"The lab…" Beth worriedly said to Rick
"Yes." He said, agreeing with Beth that Rick needed to help them.
"Grandpa." Summer was shocked, horrified and worried about me, Morty.
"I'm coming, I'm coming."
He said while taking a radiation scanner out of his robe, but more sophisticated and technological, with which he began to play in some parts and then began to scan the door handle, not only that but also the chair where I was previously sitting.
"Clean, no space worms *Buuurp* no space sickness, mind control, hormone readings more normal than usual, normal residual aura, normal dimensional genetics *Buuurp* wrong and right, normal chromosomes and DNA, if he's our Morty and he wasn't replaced by anything, he also doesn't have a space sickness or some *Burp* mind control or something similar, 100% clean."
"So how…" Beth was simply baffled at me for deciding to become smarter.
"I don't know, I don't care, in any case he's maturing, or he was infested by some parasite making some improvement or change to his brain, we'll find out soon enough, those sons of bitches have a way of behaving and interacting, by *Buuurp* now it's not my problem if something important comes up call me on the phone I gave you, I'll be in proxxxtenic today is the day of *Burp* offers on prostitutes and beer"
He said to start going to the garage.
"I hope the super sluts of the dimension are there of corrupted heroes" He comment before closing the door.
"You know that if Morty doesn't do anything stupid like destroy something or anything, don't call me, I'm busy talking with a super handsome and sexy guy." Summer said and Beth was about to say something when her phone rang and quickly answered.
"Hello? Of course...I understand... yes, yes understood... I'm going now , I'm sorry honey, but they took a horse where a lung broke and they need me, bye." He said as he kissed her on the cheek and quickly went to get his things.
"And don't forget to look for a job" She reminded the leech before closing the door."
"*Sigh* You didn't have to remind me." He said as he began to pick up the dishes from the table.
"I don't understand how they didn't accept the idea, it was magnificent, and it was approved by a state-of-the-art simulation." He said to himself with annoyance.
"Everything was great and without Rick the family would be better off."
État de l’alimentation hebdomadaire
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