Zhou Shuren once said that the weather is as unpredictable as a woman's mood.
With the advent of winter, the sunny days that were sunny a few days ago have now become mostly cloudy and rainy, and the temperature has suddenly turned cooler.
[Dr. Su: The weather has been cold recently. Everyone should keep warm and be careful about catching colds. If anyone has a fever and cough, please come to me to get medicine as soon as possible. ]
[Fu Hua: Got it, thank you for your concern. ]
[Pardofelis is coming: Brother Su, I'm not sick, can I come and get medicine? ]
[Dr. Su: No. ]
[Womany Kevin: Got it. ]
[Sorry Kevin: .... Elysia, you changed my ID randomly again . ]
[Miss Pink Fairy: Kevin, why were you so sure it was me right away? Isn't there any trust between us? Even if I changed your ID before , it doesn't mean I changed it this time, right? There is already a sadly thick barrier between us ... ]
[Kevin: Is it possible that you are the only administrator in the group? Unless you think Eden, as the group owner, would change my ID . ]
[Miss Pink Fairy: Uh ... I forgot about that. @voce , my good Eden, please give Su Mu an administrator, so that someone can take the blame for me next time ~~ ]
[Soldier of Love:? ]
[Soldier of Love: Ellie, you are such a clever little kid. ]
[Miss Pink Fairy: Hehe ~~ Don't praise others so much, they can be shy ~~ ]
[Mobius: Boring. ]
[Mobius: @爱WARRIOR, little guinea pig, if you have nothing to do, come and help me test the medicine. Recently, I developed a medicine that can turn pain into pleasure. ]
[Soldier of Love:? ? ? ]
[Soldier of Love: Dr. Mobius, why does your medicine feel a little wrong? Can it pass the trial? ]
[Heavy Rabbit is working overtime: @Mobius , doctor, look at the private chat. ]
[Soldier of Love: Damn it? ! Bronya, you ... ]
[Never be a programmer again: 6 ]
[Kevin: 6 ]
[Here comes the cat: 6 ]
[Griseo: Everyone, what are you talking about? Has Aunt Mobius made a new medicine? ]
[Mobius withdrew a message. ]
[Heavy Rabbit is working overtime and withdrew a message. ]
" What idiot? "
Looking at Mobius and others who began to frantically withdraw the news because of Griseo's appearance, Su Mu couldn't help but twitch the corners of his mouth and couldn't help but complain.
Well, today's Golden Courtyard is also full of vitality.
After chatting with everyone in the group for a while, Su Mu said hello to Bronya and then went out to prepare for exercise.
Although the weather is getting colder, it still cannot stop fitness people from persisting in exercising.
Moreover, things like fitness are becoming more and more popular.
Su Mu jogged on the path of the Golden Courtyard. Because it had just rained recently, the road was still wet, but because of the texture of the ground, it was not slippery.
When he ran to the central garden of the Golden Courtyard, he happened to see the three sisters Eden, Elysia and Aponia sitting in the pavilion drinking.
A classic afternoon drink.
Su Mu was not surprised by this, and after saying hello casually, he was ready to continue running.
But Elysia and the others were obviously not ready to let him go. Their eyes suddenly lit up when they saw him, and then they waved to him and asked him to come over.
" What's wrong? You didn't come to me for a drink, did you? Forget it this time, I still have to exercise. "
Thinking that Elysia and the others asked him to come here because of their drinking buddies, Su Mu jogged over and wanted to refuse.
" Hehe, don't worry, I didn't ask you to come here to drink with us, but I need your help for something else. "
Elysia came up with a smile, grabbed his arm, as if she was afraid that he would run away, and dragged him to sit on a chair in the middle of the pavilion, with Aponya on the left and right. Double team him.
" If you have something to say, don't get too close. "
Su Mu moved his butt towards Aponya with a look of disgust.
Who knows what kind of whims Elysia, the chaotic body, has, or whether Mother Aponya can give her enough sense of security.
" Su Mu, do you want to eat fruit? "
Aponya smiled tenderly at Su Mu, and then without waiting for his answer, he stretched out his bare hand, picked up an apple on the table and began to peel it, directly giving Su Mu the ' don't eat ' that had just reached his mouth. Swallowed it back.
There is a kind of love in the world called Mom thinks it's time for you to eat fruit.
" Actually, it's not a big deal. We just happened to talk about a topic and got into a conflict. No one could convince anyone, so I just wanted to ask for your opinion. "
Elysia said.
" What topic? "
Su Mu became a little curious.
" Who do you think is the most beautiful in the Golden Courtyard? "
Eden picked up the wine glass and said with a chuckle.
" Well ....."
Su Mu's mouth twitched and he was speechless.
What kind of proposition is this?
Fortunately, he always has only one answer.
" Of course, for you, you have to exclude Bronya, otherwise you won't be able to give a fair evaluation. "
As if she knew what Su Mu wanted to say, Elysia smiled and spoke in advance, directly blocking Su Mu's escape.
" Okay, then I'll choose Griseo. "
Su Mu shrugged.
It doesn't matter, Grace will take action.
" This doesn't work, because we are asking who is the most beautiful. Little Gratitude is cute, but she is not yet considered beautiful. "
Elysia shook her finger and corrected with a smile.
" No, why don't you just tell me that you want me to choose between you. "
Su Mu rolled his eyes, still unable to see what they meant.
" Hehe, you are indeed my good Su Mu, you are indeed very smart ~~ Do you want me to give you a hug as a reward? "
Elysia raised the corners of her mouth and opened her arms to Su Mu mischievously.
Su Mu was too lazy to tease her, but he was also a little curious.
" Having said that, what are your choices? "
" Of course I choose my good Eden! "
Elysia said without hesitation,
" My good Eden is definitely one of the top beauties in the world in terms of appearance and figure, and the most rare and valuable thing is her artistic temperament that is as mellow as fine wine. No matter when, Eden is so beautiful. She is elegant and calm, so I say that Eden is the most beautiful girl in the Golden Courtyard. Is this okay? "
" Ellie, although what you said is true, I think your beauty is the most precious and priceless treasure in the world. "
Eden slowly stretched out his arms, as if performing an opera on the stage, and began to sing to himself,
" Your smiling face shines on people's hearts like the sun, bringing the warmest light to the world; your eyes exude the brightest luster, a brilliance that cannot be matched by all the gems in the world; your voice is God gave this mortal gift. When your voice rings in my ears, my life has meaning ..."
I have to say that Eden is worthy of being an artist. He praises Elysia almost from head to toe. For example, Su Mu can only say something awesome.
But having said that, after doing this for a long time, it turned out that you guys were just bragging about each other in business!
I thought you had differences of opinion because you chose yourself. In your relationship, you both chose the other person, right?
Damn it, I came out for a run, not to see your posts!
" My good Eden, what you said is so good, I'm almost moved to tears. "
Elysia held Eden's hand, with emotion written all over her face.
" So Ellie, are you willing to accept my answer now? "
Eden smiled.
" Well ... it still doesn't work, because Eden, you are the most beautiful girl ~~"
" .... I go first. "
the little theater of ' friendship ' between them anymore , so he stood up and wanted to leave.
They're going a little too far, grabbing a lucky spectator at random and killing him like a dog, right?
I was so angry that I hugged the Bronya tightly!
" Hey, my good Su Mu, don't leave in a hurry, you haven't given an answer yet. "
" apple ...."
As soon as Su Mu stood up, Elysia and Aponya's mother grabbed the hem of his clothes from left to right.
He didn't care about Elysia, but when he saw Aponya holding a freshly peeled apple and looking at him expectantly ... he couldn't refuse it!
Damn it, what's going on with this overwhelming maternal feeling?
" so troublesome ...."
Su Mu scratched his head, sighed and could only sit down again, then took the apple handed over by Aponya, said thank you, thought about it, broke the apple in half, and returned half of it.
eat fruit.jpg .
' What a good boy. '
Aponya's eyes were gentler. Although she didn't speak, Su Mu could feel that this was what she meant.
After some discussion, Su Mu felt that if Bronya wanted to play exciting games with him, it would be best to learn from Aponya.
At least this maternal love halo is really a bit too overwhelming.
After taking a bite of the apple, Su Mu glanced at Eden and Elysia, and simply pointed at Aponya.
" I choose Apponia. I think in the Golden Courtyard, apart from my wife, Apponia is the most beautiful. "
Let the two of you brag about each other's business and use flash bombs, so I won't choose you two. Aponia is the best.
" Eh? "
Aponya held the apple in both hands and just took a bite. When Su Mu suddenly mentioned her, she blinked in confusion.
" Aponia? Well, Su Mu, you have really good taste, and Aponia is also super beautiful! This answer counts as you passing the test. "
Elysia stood up, hugged Aponya's neck from behind, and rubbed her head affectionately.
" I agree. "
Eden also changed his goal instantly and praised Aponya instead.
In fact, these two people are just having fun. They don't care much about who is the most beautiful ... well, they still care a little, after all, they are girls too.
But if it's Aponya, then they won't have any objections, because Aponya is also their good sister, and they can just reach a consensus.
" ah? "
Ever since, Aponya's mother was so confused that she had inexplicably transformed from a melon-eater to the most beautiful girl in the Golden Courtyard.
Then before Aponya could react, Elysia, who had aroused the spirit of making trouble, took out her mobile phone and took a photo of Aponiya, then sent it to the group and attached it——
The winner of the first most beautiful girl competition in Golden Courtyard: Aponya.
[Kalpas:? ]
[Kalpas: Elysia, why are you so crazy? ]
[Kevin: The most beautiful girl competition? When did this start? Why don't I know? And why isn't Mei the champion? ]
[Mao Mao is coming: Mao Mao is confused.jpg . ]
[Big Engineer: My dear Ellie, what fun things are you doing? Kaiyin ... Ahem, you don't call me when you're in a competition, right? ]
[Fu Hua: Huh? The most beautiful girl champion? What a joke! I didn't even participate in the competition. Why can you win the championship? @pious nun. ]
[Heavy-loaded little rabbit is working overtime: @爱的WARRIOR, what are you doing at Sister Ellie's place? ]
[Soldier of Love: Do you believe me when I say that I was captured out of nowhere ... ]
[Heavy Rabbit is working overtime: If it's Sister Ellie, I believe it. ]
[Soldier of Love: Tears.jpg . ]
" Ellie, you'd better withdraw quickly, it's too embarrassing. "
Seeing that the group was getting lively again, Aponya suddenly said with embarrassment.
" Hey, don't be nervous. Aponya, this is the honor you deserve. You should stand up and tell everyone that you are the most beautiful girl in the Golden Courtyard ~~"
" No, what kind of competition is it just talking about the three of you? "
Su Mu couldn't help but complain.
" That's true, then let's just invite everyone to participate ~~"
Elysia smiled and fiddled with her phone again, posting something in the group.
Su Mu took a closer look and realized that Elysia had organized a group voting. The content was to let everyone choose the most beautiful person in the Golden Courtyard. Whoever got the most votes would be the champion.
As soon as the voting in this group started, it was like a bomb was dropped in the group, and many divers were also blown up, and they all expressed their views and opinions in the group.
Of course, there are also those who sneer at this competition, such as Snake.
But as soon as she finished saying she was bored in the group, Su Mu received a private message, saying that Snake asked him to choose her, and she must have a higher number of votes than Elysia.
Su Mu: " ….."
Aren't you bored? Why are you still here to canvass for votes?
Accepted, you really have the toughest mouth in your whole body, right?
This means that Su Mu has a big dick, otherwise he would have to try it up and down to see if Snake's mouth is soft when kissed.
(The author has tried it, and the snake's mouth is indeed soft and fragrant. 😋😋😋 )
But I don't know if Elysia made a mistake. She actually added the men in the group to the contestants.
What's the saying? Once a man gets angry, nothing will happen to a woman.
To be honest, if Snake hadn't sent a special private message, Su Mu would have voted for Brother Kalpas.
For no other reason than because voting for Brother Kalpas is the best option for the show ~~
[Miss Pink Fairy: @All members, come on, come on, everyone is here to vote to see who is the most beautiful person in the Golden Courtyard. ]
[Fu Hua: Is there any need to say that? It must be me! No matter how bad it is, it's still an antique. ]
[Fu Hua: Sorry ... I didn't notice, Senti was playing with my phone again. ]
[Miss Pink Fairy: Hehe ~~ It doesn't matter, I added both of your names anyway. ]
[Heavy Rabbit is working overtime: Can you vote for yourself? ]
[Miss Pink Fairy: Of course. As the most beautiful person in the Golden Courtyard, of course you have to have this confidence. ]
[Pardofelis is here: Sister Ellie, is this vote anonymous? ]
[Miss Pink Fairy: Yes ~~ ]
[Kevin: I vote for May. ]
[Griseo: Then I vote for ... Mother Aponnia. ]
[Pious nun: ... ]
[Big Engineer: Ellie, you know me. I have several consciousnesses. Can you count a few more votes for me? ]
[Miss Pink Fairy: No, Vill-Vi, otherwise there would be no suspense in the game. ]
Damn it, there are only a dozen or so people in the Golden Courtyard. If you count all your conscious individuals as one vote, wouldn't you just decide a champion yourself?
You cheated the last time you played water gun. You want to cheat again this time, right?
As expected of you, Vill-Vi!
Su Mu complained silently in his heart.
Then he also told Bronya that he would vote for Mobius later.
Unexpectedly, Bronya told him that Snake also came to her to canvass votes.
emmmm....
Snake, how much do you not want to be ridden by Elysia?
Of course, Bronya will also vote for Snake. After all, Snake is very good to the couple now. All the medicines they use are obtained from Snake, and Bronya is still fond of Snake. He was interested in the drug that could convert pain into pleasure, so of course he wouldn't refuse Mobius' request.
However, Su Mu is not very optimistic about whether Mobius can win with their two votes plus his own vote.
After a while of chatting, Elysia officially started the voting activity in the group.
Looking at the pop-up interface, Su Mu did not hesitate and voted for Mobius.
" Eh? My good Su Mu, you actually voted for Mobius? I thought you would give it to Bronya. "
At this time, Elysia's surprised voice sounded from beside Su Mu. Su Mu turned around and saw, good guy, this girl actually stretched her head over to peek at her vote.
" Elysia, do you know what happened to spies who peeked at other countries' important confidential documents in history and were caught? "
Su Mu stretched out his hand expressionlessly and grabbed Alycia's face, which was as beautiful as a fairy.
If it were an ordinary person, facing such a woman who is an angel both inside and outside, he would definitely take care of her in every possible way and not want her to get hurt at all.
But it's a pity that the people here do not include Su Mu.
" Oops! It hurts ... ! Su Mu, I was wrong, please spare me ..."
When Su Mu grabbed her face and stretched it randomly like dough, Elysia suddenly showed a pitiful expression and began to beg for mercy.
Of course, in fact, Su Mu didn't hurt her much. Elysia was just a classic drama queen.
" Eden, what do you think? "
Su Mu turned his attention to Eden.
Eden thought for a while, and then showed a beautiful smile in Elysia's pitiful eyes,
" Probably the death penalty. "
" Eden? Did you actually betray me? "
Elysia's eyes suddenly opened wide with an expression of disbelief.
" Sorry, Ellie, I really want to see you being bullied. "
Eden curled his lips and smiled evilly.
She had seen Elysia in various ways many times, but she could only see Elysia being bullied here.
So every time he saw Elysia being bullied by Su Mu , Eden would not only not stop her, but would even applaud her.
They are truly best friends.
Elysia: " ….."
After the banter, the voting in the group has come to an end.
Because the voting is anonymous, after the results come out, everyone can only see how many votes each person has on their head, but not who voted.
Then Kalpas directly surpassed all other contestants with an excellent score of five votes and won the championship of the most beautiful Golden Courtyard competition!
By the way, Snake's votes are four and Elysia's is three.
This time Snake was finally able to overpower Elysia.
When he saw the voting results came out, Su Mu was dumbfounded, and Elysia and the others were also stunned.
Damn it!
No, are you really making the show effective?
" Pfft—— ! Hahahaha!!! "
After being stunned for a few seconds, Su Mu reacted and laughed loudly.
Family members really live in Bengbu!
" It's actually a Kalpas... Pfft—— ! Hahaha ... ! "
Hearing Su Mu's laughter, Elysia and others also came to their senses, followed by a series of silver bell-like laughter that echoed in the pavilion.
Even Aponya, who was relatively shy, couldn't help but smile.
Elysia originally did this voting contest just for fun, and she didn't expect that she would definitely win the first place. But now this result is undoubtedly the biggest surprise for her.
She swore to God that when she put people on the voting list, she really didn't think it would be like this. She just didn't want to check the dots one by one, so she just marked them all together.
She didn't expect that Kalpas would win in the end ... She originally thought the winner would be Eden.
Shocked Ellie.jpg .
" Haha ... I'm very curious now, who voted for Kalpas? "
Eden covered her lips slightly, even when she was happy, she still maintained an elegant posture.
" I don't know who it is, but I know that Kalpas must be crazy now. "
Su Mu said while laughing.
In the group, after seeing the voting results, the chat group was silent for a few seconds in tacit understanding, and then the chat group seemed to explode, with countless messages jumping out in an instant!
[Mao Mao is here: Shocked Mao Mao.jpg ( emoticon package)]
[Kevin: Ah this ... ]
[Heavy Rabbit is working overtime: 6 . ]
[Dr. Su: Open your eyes.jpg (emoticon package)]
[Mobius: What weird votes are you all voting for? ! Why is Kalpas ranked first? But forget it, I'm in a good mood now ~~ ]
[Sister I know from society: Old Antique and I actually lost ... or did we lose to a man? ! Doesn't this mean that Old Antique and I are no better than a man? ]
[Fu Hua: ... ]
[Big Engineer: Hahahaha! ! ! I'm going to die laughing, you guys are so awesome! ]
[Never be a programmer again: I feel like a volcano is about to erupt ... ]
[Kalpas: You ... do you want to die? ! ! ! ! (voice)]
[Thousands of Tribulations: @Miss Pink Fairy, get out! Otherwise you will never speak again for the rest of your life! (voice)]
[Miss Pink Fairy: Uh ... Kalpas, although I know you are not in a good mood, I still hope you can believe me. Although I like to tease cute children, I swear I will never do anything small this time! This is an accident! ]
[Kalpas: Do you think I will believe it? (voice)]
[Miss Pink Fairy: Kalpas, I really didn't lie to you. If I have any intention of teasing you, just let me be bullied by Su Mu for the rest of my life, okay? ]
Elysia really felt that she was wronged.
Although she likes to tease everyone, she really didn't do anything this time, and her vote was for Eden.
It would be fine if the effect of this show was planned by her, but she was not the one who did it. Elysia did not want to be blamed for it for no reason, and she also had to face the wrath of Kalpas.
[Singer: @千亿, Ellie and I are together. I can testify for her that this matter is indeed none of her business, and you have five votes on your body. Even if Ellie really voted for you, Aren't there others who also voted for you? ]
[Kalpas: You ... are looking for death! ! ! ]
[Kevin: Kalpas, you know me. My vote will definitely go to Mei. ]
[Soldier of Love: Brother Kalpas, you know me. My vote will definitely be for Bronya ... well, I actually voted for Dr. Mobius, Mobius and Bronya. Aponia can vouch for me. ]
[Pardofelis is coming: Brother Kalpas, you know me. I am the most timid person, how could I dare to play tricks on you! ]
[I am the man who wants to be the duel king: ... Forget it. ]
[Kalpas: ..... ]
Watching the werewolf killing session begin in the group, the smile on Su Mu's face never stopped.
So happy!
I would like to call this event a wonderful life!
In fact, Su Mu could roughly guess who voted for Kalpas.
After all, there are only a dozen or so people in the Golden Courtyard, and they can be circled out using the elimination method.
First of all, he, Bronya and Mobius can be eliminated, and Elysia Eden and Aponya can also be eliminated.
excluding Kevin, Senti, Fu Hua, Tesla, Griseo, Mei, Blanca ... these people who have a high probability of not being able to survive, the remaining people will naturally be clear at a glance.
But no matter what, Brother Kalpas still won the first place in the most beautiful Golden Courtyard competition this time, so congratulations! congratulations!
Kalpas was obviously not an idiot. He could think of anything Su Mu could think of.
So after making a fuss in the group for a while, Kalpas's voice disappeared, and he obviously went to find those who were more suspicious and directly started the offline solo killing mode.
Our Brother Kalpas has always upheld the good tradition of not forcing too much if you can do it.
are coming.jpg .
" Okay, Su Mu, it turns out that you voted for Mobius just to let her beat me. "
At this time, Elysia suddenly sounded with a slightly coquettish tone.
Su Mu turned his head and saw Elysia puffing out her cheeks and showing him the phone screen.
I saw that it was a private chat interface with Mobius, and then our snake was taunting Elysia crazily, to the effect that she had one more vote than Elysia, which meant that she was more popular than Elysia. Elysia is more beautiful.
However, Elysia obviously won't feel depressed or unwilling because of Snake's face-fluttering. It can be seen from her shining eyes that she is because of Mobius's ' cute ' behavior. And feel happy.
" so what? "
Su Mu looked at her sideways and admitted frankly.
" My good Su Mu, do you know how much psychological damage I have suffered because of your cheating with Mobius? "
Elysia grabbed Su Mu's arm angrily , and then said confidently,
" So I need compensation. "
" You yourself didn't say you weren't allowed to canvass for votes. "
Su Mu rolled his eyes angrily.
" Then I'll say it now. "
"... You're just trying to fool around with me, right? "
" Hmph ~~ Being willful is a girl's privilege ~~"
Elysia blinked, feeling not ashamed but proud, and smiled brightly at Su Mu.
"... Did you know that there was once a hero who had a unique way of dealing with wayward women? "
Su Mu clenched his fist and shook it towards Elysia.
" Elysia, you don't want to taste the power of my deliberate punches, do you? "
Jinfu Jinfu, the whole audience cheers!
" No way, right? Su Mu, I'm so cute, do you really have the heart to hit me? "
Elysia's face changed instantly, making her look pitiful, and her eyes filled with mist as she performed beyond her abilities.
I have to say that after playing Honkai Impact III too much, it is really easy to feel like crying. You only need to think about the plot of the knife in your mind, and the feeling will come all at once.
Looking at the small theater where Su Mu and Elysia were constantly interacting, a pleasant smile appeared on Eden's face.
Although chatting with Aili is a very happy thing, the happiest thing is of course watching the battle between Su Mu and Alysia, the best friends.
This feeling is a bit like watching Tesla and Einstein.
One is responsible for making fun, and the other is responsible for complaining.
It's just that Su Mu's combat effectiveness is much higher than Tesla's, and his and Elysia's ranks are similar, which allows Eden to enjoy a good show every time.
On the other side, Aponya looked at the two people who kept bickering with a look of envy.
She also wanted to talk to Su Mu more, but she was a dumb person. She was not as eloquent as Elysia, and she couldn't keep up with the topic, so she could only envy her.
To use an analogy.
It's just that the mother who wants to chat with you sees you and your friends chatting about the second dimension.
emmm.....
Just like that, Su Mu, who originally ran out to exercise, ended up being pestered by Elysia and the others, and then participated in a top-notch farce. In the end, he ended up staying with them all afternoon for no reason, and Su Mu couldn't help but sigh -
Women, indeed, will affect the speed at which I draw the sword!
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