" Then ..."
Su Mu thought for a while, then took a deep breath, and followed the example of a certain LV5 superpower in his memory who did not want to be named, and did a 45-degree roundhouse kick at the vending machine!
' boom! '
With a dull sound, the vending machine immediately let out a painful whine, and then reluctantly spit out the drink ... How strange!
Looking at the unresponsive vending machine, Su Mu scratched his head. It seemed that Sister Pao's method didn't work here.
" You don't really want to tear it down, do you? "
Mobius looked at Su Mu with a strange expression.
She just said she wanted to dismantle this machine, but she was just talking out of anger. Why did Su Mu take it seriously?
" How is that possible? I just wanted to see if I could kick the water out, but it seems impossible now. Let's find another vending machine. "
While Su Mu was talking, he sent a message to DaBronya on his mobile phone that he would have to go back later.
" Tsk ... it's really troublesome, so I shouldn't have come. "
Mobius clicked his tongue and showed a troubled expression, but he could only follow Su Mu to another vending machine location.
" By the way, Dr. Mobius, where are Elysia and the others? I remember you didn't go with them before? "
Su Mu asked curiously.
".... I separated from them. "
" Why? "
" ... I don't want to say the reason. "
After a few seconds of silence, Mobius snorted and turned his face to the side.
Because walking with Elysia, Eden and Aponia would hurt her pride or something ... She wouldn't be able to say it even to her death!
She is obviously the oldest among the group, but her figure is like that of an elementary school student. Elysia and the others are more stature than the other, especially Aponya, whose breasts are as big as her head, which is outrageous!
Normally, it would be okay if everyone wore casual clothes, but now they all changed into swimsuits, which naturally doubled the mental pressure on her.
It's a pity that her enlargement potion is still a little short of being stable. Otherwise, during this trip to the water park, she will definitely let them see what it means to be in the east of the river for thirty years, and to the west of the river in the thirty years. Don't bully young girls to be poor!
" Fine. "
Although he wanted to know the reason, Su Mu's intuition told him that if he continued to delve deeper, he would be in danger.
" By the way, I haven't told you yet, right? Dr. Mobius, the swimsuit suits you very well. "
Glancing at Snake beside him, Su Mu said sincerely.
Although Snake has a petite figure and small breasts, she looks like a primary school student. Standing next to Gratitude, she will only be regarded as a sister.
But to be honest, Snake has a very special magic power that makes people feel astringent inexplicably.
In the previous world, the level of astringency of Snake Snake could be ranked among the top three among the Valkyries.
The swimsuit Snake is wearing at the moment is not the one in the game, but it suits her quite well.
To be honest, Su Mu felt that Snake would be astringent even if she wore Gratitude's swimsuit.
" Huh? Little white mouse, was your brain flooded just now? Why did you suddenly say such strange things? "
Mobius was stunned for a moment, obviously not expecting that Su Mu would suddenly praise him.
" Isn't this basic courtesy? "
Su Mu said doubtfully,
" Although Dr. Mobius, you have the same figure as a child, you are still a woman. Complimenting your new look is a basic human thing, right? "
".... Little white mouse, do you want to die? "
Mobius twitched the corner of his mouth and looked at Su Mu with an unkind expression.
" Hey ~~"
Su Mu stuck out his tongue and tried to be cute, but what he got in return was an even more disgusted expression from Mobius.
The two chatted and laughed all the way, and soon reached the next vending machine.
Of course, Su Mu was mostly the one talking and laughing, and Mobius just responded with an impatient look.
But Su Mu knew that she was just being arrogant. After all, if Mobius was really impatient, he would definitely turn around and leave without even saying a word.
Fortunately, there was nothing wrong with the vending machine, and Su Mu soon bought the drinks everyone wanted.
" Dr. Mobius, what are your plans next? "
Holding a pile of drinks in his arms, Su Mu looked at Snake who had just opened the coffee and took a sip and asked.
" Why do you ask? "
" If you don't have any arrangements, why not come and play as a team with us? "
Su Mu sent out an invitation.
He knew that if Snake was left alone, she would definitely be wandering around alone at night, which would be too pitiful.
Golden Courtyard finally put together a team building, and it would be a pity if everyone could not have fun.
I originally thought that with Elysia taking her, there would be no problem, but now it seems that I have to take action myself to control the most problematic girl in the Golden Courtyard.
" Huh? Little white mouse, do you know what you are talking about? "
Snake folded his arms, with a look of contempt on his face.
" I'm Mobius. "
" Yes, yes, I know you are the cutest Dr. Mobius in the world ~~ So are you willing to condescend to come and play with us? "
Su Mu deliberately spoke in a strange accent.
" Little white mouse, you are so brave, you dare to talk to me like this. "
Mobius cast a cold look at Su Mu,
" It seems that I have been too kind to you recently, which gave you the illusion that I am easy to talk to. "
" It's not an illusion, Dr. Mobius is cold-faced and kind-hearted, gentle and kind. "
Su Mu said seriously.
".... Huh? Little guinea pig, your brain isn't really flooded, is it? "
Mobius showed a shocked expression, she couldn't believe her ears!
Cold-faced and kind-hearted, gentle and kind, are these words to describe her?
" Of course not. Everything I say comes from the bottom of my heart. "
Su Mu knows how to confront Tsundere very well. As long as you praise the other party vigorously, the other party will naturally become confused and panic.
After all, as we all know, machines can defeat creatures, fire can defeat insects, and nature can defeat tsundere ~~
"... It seems that when I get back, I have to open your brain to see what's wrong inside. "
Although Snake's words were still so rude, his tone was slightly softer.
" Come on, come on, Griseo must also want to play with you. You don't want Griseo to have no one to take care of you, right? "
Seeing that Snake's attitude began to soften, Su Mu also seized the opportunity and directly activated his ultimate move.
" Well ...."
Sure enough, when he heard Griseo' name, Mobius hesitated.
After a while, she said reluctantly,
".... Well, for Griseo's sake, I will reluctantly play with you for a while. "
" Yeah! Mobius is the most gentle in the world! "
" Shut up! "
After dealing with Snake, Su Mu took her back to the place where Bronya and the others rested.
After hearing that Mobius wanted to play with them, Fu Hua and others also expressed their welcome.
" Griseo, did you have fun today? "
After touching Griseo's little head, Snake showed a gentle smile.
Only in front of Gratitude would she show such a gentle expression.
" I'm happy. Brother Su Mu and sister Shi took me to play a lot of fun activities. Do you want Aunt Mobius to come too? "
" It's Sister Mobius. "
Snake corrected Graxiu's name, then took her little hand and nuzzled her chin towards Su Mu,
" Let's go and play somewhere else. "
" OK. "
Su Mu nodded, believing that they had almost rested during this period and could continue to play.
Although there was one more person in the five-person team, it was not much different from before. Everyone was still having fun.
Again, it's so cool to have a reserved area at the water park.
If they want to play those projects when there are many people, they may only be able to play two in half a day.
But now it's just them, and they can play however they want, for as long as they want.
In just one morning, Su Mu and others played around with the items in the water park.
If Griseo hadn't been hungry and reminded everyone that it was noon, they would probably have continued playing.
" It's noon. Sister Aili and the others asked us to gather at the fountain center. "
Bronya looked at the news in the group and said to everyone.
" Well, let's go over there. After playing for so long, I'm a little hungry. It's time to eat. "
Su Mu nodded.
" Haha, I really had a great time today! What shall we play in the afternoon? "
Senti is still full of energy, and even has the leisure to wave her great white shark.
" Let's wait until the afternoon. Now I just want to fill my stomach quickly. "
" Then let's hurry up and gather. "
Fu Hua said.
So everyone walked towards the center of the fountain talking and laughing.
After arriving at the fountain center, Su Mu and his party discovered that everyone was already here, and they were the slowest ones.
" Hi ~~ My dear Su Mu and Mobius, it seems you are having a great time ~~"
Elysia held up a DV , pointed the camera at Su Mu and others, and said with a smile.
Su Mu was not surprised. When he met Elysia and Eden in the water park before, he already knew that this guy was filming a Vlog .
In Elysia's words, she wanted to record the wonderful day everyone experienced together.
All I can say is that she loves Lissia.
" Hmph, just so-so. "
Mobius crossed his arms, with a hint of disinterest on his charming little face.
Are you starting to act arrogant again?
Didn't you smile happily when you were kayaking with Griseo in your arms just now?
Of course, Su Mu only dared to complain in his heart. If he said it out loud, he would not survive more than two months.
After everyone gathered and chatted, they began to discuss what to eat for lunch.
" How about ... let's go eat noodles? "
Kevin suggested,
" Just now I saw a shop selling fried noodles. It looked very good. "
Damn ... You are worthy of being the boss of Kevin, recreating the classic team building, right?
" It's hard for everyone to go out and have fun together. Isn't it too much to eat fried noodles? "
Pardofelis scratched his head, obviously not wanting to talk.
" All right ...."
Kevin suddenly felt a little frustrated.
" I'll accompany you to eat fried noodles next time. "
Mei whispered in Kevin's ear.
" That's great Mei! I knew you were the best for me! "
Kevin's eyes suddenly lit up, with happiness written all over his face.
" Idiot, keep your voice down ..."
" ..."
Seeing the two people openly emitting flashes of light in public, everyone was speechless.
I haven't eaten yet and I'm almost full!
" Don't worry about lunch. I've already asked someone to prepare it. We can just go there. "
Rich woman Eden said lightly.
So everyone stopped the discussion and followed Eden to a restaurant in the water park.
The restaurant here was originally only responsible for selling some ordinary meals, but who was Eden, and how could the meals she prepared be ordinary?
So after everyone sat down, a lot of expensive meals were served.
Obviously, Eden just borrowed the location here, and she arranged the meals and even the chef herself.
Although these meals tasted a bit worse than those cooked by Brother Kalpas, after all, the ingredients were there and the difference was not much different. Everyone still enjoyed a sumptuous lunch.
Later, during the chat after dinner, Vill-Vi suddenly said,
" Everyone, are you interested in participating in the competition? "
" Game? What game? "
Sakura wondered.
" When we came to the water park, of course it was a water gun competition ~~"
Vill-Vi said with a smile.
As soon as he saw her expression, Su Mu knew that this guy was going to cause trouble.
" A water gun competition? It sounds like it would be fun, and everyone can participate. "
After hearing Vill-Vi's proposal, Elysia's eyes suddenly lit up, and she was obviously a little tempted.
" Haha! How could such a fun game be without me? "
Please sign up directly to participate!
Others also looked somewhat interested.
After all, everyone is in the water park just to play, and water guns are also played, there is no difference.
" It's boring. I'm not interested in playing house games with you. "
Snake waved her hand. She was a highly intelligent Ph.D. in biology. How could she play childish water guns with these idiots?
" Sister Mobius, don't you like playing this? "
Griseo raised her little face, her cute big eyes shining with a light that was hard to refuse.
" Well ...."
The Snake was once again defeated by the innocent eyes of the little Loli.
" Since everyone has decided to come and play, let me explain the rules first. "
Seeing that everyone agreed, Vill-Vi raised the corners of her mouth slightly and then talked about the rules of the game.
To put it simply, this is a battle royale type game where all contestants are enemies of each other and only one winner can be determined in the end!
After introducing the rules, Vill-Vi gave everyone a bracelet, which recorded everyone's health points. The initial value was one hundred. When all the points were deducted, the indicator light on it would turn red, indicating that they had been eliminated. Out.
At the same time, in order to fit the background of the battle royale, Vill-Vi also released a surveillance scan covering the entire water park.
The surveillance scan will refresh its judgment every five minutes, and the range of each scan will become smaller and smaller. If it is not within its scanning range, the contestant's health will continue to decrease until they are eliminated.
" Why do you feel like you have been planning this for a long time? "
After listening to Vill-Vi's extremely detailed, even a little too detailed and precise rules and game conditions, Su Mu immediately squinted his eyes and looked at her.
" It didn't take long, I just suddenly thought of it when I was going out in the morning, and then I made these things. "
Vill-Vi stuck out her tongue and tried to be cute.
" stare-- "
Su Mu didn't say anything and just continued to stare at her.
" Uh ... My dear friend, don't look at me like this. I'll make you shy ~~"
Seeing Su Mu feel guilty, Vill-Vi quickly hid behind Elysia, looking embarrassed.
" Okay, Su Mu, don't always doubt Velvi. What bad intentions could Velvi have? It's just a water gun competition anyway. "
Elysia said with a smile.
"彳庍口巴. "
Su Mu shrugged. Of course he knew that Vill-Vi would never harm them, but this guy was quite troublesome when it came to having fun.
" By the way, it's a competition, does the winner get a prize? "
Pardofelis seemed to suddenly remember something, and asked curiously.
Although she didn't think that she was weak enough to win the final victory, but because of her businessman nature, she still couldn't help but want to ask.
" As for the prize ... I didn't think about it. Do you have any ideas? "
Vill-Vi shook her head, and then looked at everyone.
" Since it is a competition for everyone to participate in together ... how about setting the prize so that everyone has to agree to a small request from the winner? "
Elysia shook her finger and suggested with a smile,
" For example, you can have everyone make noodles together, sing together, buy your own products, help you participate in experiments, etc ..."
Following Elysia's words, the eyes of some people in the crowd suddenly lit up, and they were obviously moved.
" Okay, that's it! "
Kevin clenched his fists, and there seemed to be fire burning in his eyes.
No matter what the cost, he will definitely win this game and bring everyone together!
" Participate in the experiment? This is what you said yourself, Elysia ..."
Snake, who originally had no interest in the competition, now showed an evil smile.
Others were also inspired to fight, making what was originally just an entertaining game suddenly become a lot more tense.
" I always feel like things are going to be very troublesome ..."
Su Mu raised his forehead.
" Why are you thinking so much? Just think of it as a game. Just play it once and for all. "
Bronyay chuckled.
" That's all it can do. "
Su Mu sighed.
" By the way, I won't let you offend me later, my dear ~"
" Hmph, come here now, I won't show mercy. "
While joking, Vill-Vi soon brought a lot of water guns from nowhere for everyone to choose from.
Kevin chose a water gun that looked like a rifle, and it looked like it would have a lot of firepower.
Senti chose a submachine gun, and he couldn't wait to see her posture.
Su Mu picked over and over again, and finally chose two pistols.
He did a trick and then struck a cool pose,
" We are all mortal, and some people need a little help. "
".... cool! "
Kosmo immediately looked at Su Mu with admiration.
" Okay, has everyone made their choice? "
Vill-Vi stood aside, and after everyone had chosen the water guns, she walked over slowly, clapped her hands with a smile,
" Then from now on, the first battle royale competition of Golden Courtyard officially begins! "
After saying that, she didn't give anyone time to react, and immediately took out a Super Gatling with six barrels from under the table!
" What the hell?! "
" Sister Weiwei, you are so shameless! "
" Vilvi, you ..."
" Damn, what kind of krypton gold player? "
Everyone was dumbfounded when they saw Vivi suddenly taking out a Gatling water gun.
We agreed that we are all civilian players, why did you suddenly take out a krypton gold weapon?
Su Mu looked down at his two small water guns, then at Vill-Vi's Gatling, and immediately felt a strong difference.
" It's okay, Xiao Xiao is also very powerful. "
As if she heard Su Mu's thoughts, Bronya turned back and patted his shoulder to comfort him.
Su Mu: " ….."
Come on, don't you know how cute I am, how cute you are?
" Hey, as a weapons supplier, it's normal for me to keep a better equipment for myself, right? "
Vill-Vi smiled proudly.
As she spoke, she ignored everyone's protests and directly pulled the trigger, shooting at everyone's feet.
The machine gun rolled, and countless water bombs rained down like pear blossoms, instantly forcing everyone back.
" My friends, the game has begun. If you don't want to be the dead soul under my gun, just run away now! "
Under Vill-Vi's terrifying firepower, everyone could only retreat temporarily and dispersed.
There was no way, because the insidious guy Vill-Vi gave everyone empty water guns, and they needed to add water themselves.
Otherwise, everyone just fired a salvo, and even if Vill-Vi was a krypton gold warrior, she would not be able to withstand the barrage.
Because it was a battle royale type of competition, everyone dispersed alone.
Su Mu found a swimming pool and filled the water gun's magazine first, then he felt confident.
" Vilvi, this guy, really doesn't want to compete in an upright manner. "
Su Mu complained.
He knew that this guy didn't have any good intentions, and he probably regarded this battle royale game as his hunting ground.
But he will let her know who is the hunter!
" But before dealing with Weiwei, the strongest enemies in this competition are indeed Senti and Fuhua, right? "
As martial arts masters, Senti and Fu Hua are the best among everyone. Although they are not able to dodge bullets, dodging water guns is definitely easy for them.
So if you want to deal with them, you must deal with them carefully ... Wait, maybe you can ...
Just when Su Mu was thinking about a way to win, suddenly, a voice announcement sounded from his bracelet.
" Contestant No. 6 Kalpas has been eliminated. "
What the hell? !
Su Mu was suddenly confused.
what's the situation? Brother Kalpas is eliminated now?
No, less than five minutes have passed!
Although it was a bit unbelievable, after calming down and thinking about it carefully, Su Mu could roughly guess why this was the result.
Obviously, the irritable Brother Kalpas could not bear the arrogance of Vill-Vi in front of him. It is estimated that after replenishing the ammunition for the water gun, he went back to find Vill-Vi for a duel, but the result ... can only be said to be a krypton gold dog . It's really damn good!
Then Su Mu found a hidden place to hide.
He is well versed in the battle royale. If he wants to ' eat chicken ' , he must be careful in the early stage and ensure his own safety and condition, so that he can have the capital to compete for the final throne.
However, although he got up, the others were fighting fiercely. As time went by, the surveillance range was constantly refreshed, and voice notifications sounded from the bracelets one after another.
" Participant No. 3 Aponya has been eliminated. "
" Contestant No. 7 Su has been eliminated. "
Mother Aponnia and field doctor Su fell one after another.
Aponya is not good at sports, and because she is relatively large, she is an easy target, so Su Mu expected to be eliminated early.
But Su's words were a bit strange. Logically speaking, he shouldn't have left the scene so early, but according to this guy's character, it was possible that he didn't shoot when he saw someone, and he might not be killed in the end.
Su is indeed kind and gentle, but in this cruel battle royale mode, kindness cannot save himself.
" Huh? Someone is coming! "
Su Mu, who was hiding under the water, using the inflatable doll on the water as a cover to secretly breathe and observe, suddenly discovered that two people suddenly came over his territory.
" May, I'm sorry, I didn't want to do this either, but this is a competition. "
Sakura raised her water gun and pointed it at Mei in front of her, with a slightly embarrassed expression on her face.
She believed that with Mei's strength, it would be impossible to shoot her at this distance. After all, what kind of combat effectiveness could a scientist have?
" No, Sakura, I should be the one who should say sorry. "
Mei pushed up her glasses and raised the corners of her mouth slightly.
" Why do you think I'm walking alone on the road? "
" That's because this is a battle royale game .... No! "
Sakura said subconsciously, but she quickly reacted.
Because of the rules of the battle royale, they are all enemies of each other, so naturally there is no talk of teaming up. After all, there is only one winner in the end.
But Sakura forgot that the rules only made them enemies, but it did not mean that they must be enemies.
She also didn't know that even in regular battle royale games, there was a despicable behavior called malicious teaming.
Before Sakura could react, with a whooshing sound, countless water bombs were fired insidiously from behind the stop sign next to her, directly hitting the unsuspecting Sakura.
Sakura's health bar was cleared in an instant.
" Contestant No. 8 Sakura has been eliminated. "
" I should have thought of it earlier, Kevin, you will definitely stay by Mei's side. "
Looking at Kevin walking out from behind the stop sign, Sakura couldn't help but smile bitterly.
How could she forget that the rules of the battle royale were not a problem at all for this couple.
They can form a team and then choose one of them to win the final victory.
" Sorry Sakura. "
Kevin was a little embarrassed.
" Wait a minute, could it be that Su was the same before ..."
Sakura remembered that before she came here, she met Su who was eliminated. At that time, she asked him who was eliminated, but Su showed a helpless expression.
She seems to understand a little now.
" That's right, Su was also eliminated by us. "
Mei admitted it naturally.
Compared to Kevin, who was still a little embarrassed, she was undoubtedly much more generous.
"... Mei, Kevin, you guys are too despicable ..."
Rao Shiying actually didn't care much about the outcome of the game, but she was still speechless by Mei and Kevin's methods.
How can anyone have a water gun competition and still enforce the law on fishing?
Mei pushed up her glasses, and the sunlight shone on her face, causing her spectacle lenses to reflect white light like the villain BOSS .
" Sakura, in the adult world, as long as you can achieve success, no matter it is despicable or shameless, it is a weapon. "
Sakura: " ….."
Okay, you are right about having big breasts.
At this moment, a splash of water suddenly exploded in the swimming pool at Mei's feet, and then a black shadow jumped onto the shore at lightning speed, and then a gun was pressed against Mei's back.
" Kalpas Kalpas Kalpas ~~ The mantis stalks the cicada and the oriole follows behind. Dr. Mei, I really like what you just said. Despicableness and shamelessness are both weapons on the road to success, so it is reasonable for me to do this, right? "
Su Mu pointed the gun at Mei's back and let out a triumphant and sinister laugh like a villain.
" Kevin, you don't want Mei to get hurt, right? "
" Mei! "
The sudden situation shocked the three people present. They didn't expect that there was actually a sixth man lurking under the water!
Then they suddenly took action when they had just finished dealing with Sakura and were letting their guard down a bit.
Kevin quickly raised the water gun and pointed the gun at Su Mu.
But Su Mu was so stupid that he hid most of his body parts behind Mei, which made Kevin hesitate for a while.
".... Oh, after all, we still missed the mark? Su Mu, you won this time. "
Seeing that she had become Su Mu's hostage, Mei couldn't help but sigh. She knew that she lost this time.
Because as long as she was in Su Mu's hands, Kevin would never dare to move her.
" Sorry, Kevin, I'm the one dragging you down this time. "
" No! Mei, my reaction was too slow! I couldn't protect you! "
" Kevin ...."
" plum ...."
" Fuck! No, you will die if you don't flash, right?! "
The corner of Su Mu's mouth twitched. He didn't expect that he could be fed a mouthful of dog food in this situation.
It's a pity that Bronya is not with him now, otherwise he would definitely give this dog food back!
Isn't it just a show of affection?
Are he and Bronya still afraid?
Not wanting to eat Mei and Kevin's dog food anymore, Su Mu directly raised his hand and fired at Kevin with another gun.
Kevin also stood there obediently and did not hide, and was shot all over by water bullets.
After dealing with Kevin, Su Mu conveniently sent Mei on the road, making them a pair of desperate mandarin ducks.
Sakura on the side was dumbfounded.
She never expected that an ordinary water gun competition would end up like this.
It's fishing for law enforcement, it's the oriole behind, and it also uses hostage tactics, it's simply crazy!
Could it be that she has failed to keep up with the times?
" Contestant No. 1 Kevin has been eliminated. "
" Contestant No. 15 Mei has been eliminated. "
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