Chapitre 239: Chapter 239 Seele's one-day adventure
" Pfft—— , why are there so many official jokes today? "
Elysia said a little dumbfounded,
" My good Su Mu, you have vomited all over your mouth, what can we say? "
" You can also call me ' Hill ' . " [TL/N: I think theres a CN joke here, in other CN fics this always seem like a laughing point]
Su Mu said with a smile.
[Fuck, Hill, right? Diary warning! ]
[Should I say she is worthy of Bronya? She actually discovered the existence of Veliona when she was in the orphanage, but she also trusted Seele very much. If it were anyone else, she might have to ask clearly. ]
[I feel like Bronya is very good at it. When facing the tsundere like Veliona, she can kill with all kinds of direct shots. As expected, sincerity is the best weapon to deal with the tsundere. ]
[It's a pity that Bronya Lili's power was robbed, and now he can't get on the car and take Seele for a ride. ]
" Speaking of which, although Veliona seems to have killed a bunch of dolls, it doesn't seem to have caused any substantial harm to them, right? "
After recovering from the surprise of Veliona killing everyone, Pardofelis scratched his head and said with some uncertainty.
" Well, it can be seen from the fact that they don't care about their own death . As long as they don't destroy all a thousand dolls, they seem to have a way to replenish new ones. "
Su nodded and said,
" The biggest problem now is that Bronya's power has been taken away, and if they want to deal with the Dominion Herrscher, they have to find a way to enter the Dominion Theater first. It's impossible to rely on dolls to pull them away every time. Go in. "
" In that case, the crisis is still not over. I feel that the Thousand Herrschers this time are mainly too troublesome. They are like flies. They are not strong, but they can disgust you, and they are also difficult to kill. "
Elysia gave a fair evaluation, and this statement was unanimously recognized by the audience in the live broadcast room.
" But now the Herrscher of Dominance will definitely not dare to drag Seele into the Dominion Theater now, right? "
Pardofelis said with a smile,
" After all, no matter in terms of strength or mouth, she is no match for Veliona. "
" Don't be too happy. If she gets used to controlling the power of the Herrscher of Reason, it will still be very troublesome. "
Elysia shook her head.
" So, Bronya is the only one who was injured in this wave? Brother Su Mu, are you really not being mean? "
Pardofelis looked at Su Mu and smiled teasingly.
" Don't be embarrassed. In Honkai Impact III, my favorite character is Bronya. How can I breastfeed her? "
Su Mu said seriously with his chest raised.
Of course, if you like breasts, there is actually no conflict.
This is just like how he cries when he plays HI3 himself, but laughs when he sees others playing HI3.
" But how do I remember that you said last time that your favorite character was the Herrscher of Knowledge? "
Elysia looked at Su Mu with faint eyes, as if looking at a scumbag.
" There's nothing wrong with that. Bronya is my favorite wife character, and Herrscher of Knowledge is my favorite daughter character. Is there a problem with this? "
Su Mu continued to be confident.
As a captain, it's natural to have a few ' favourites ' .
" Well ....."
Hearing this, Elysia and others were speechless for a moment, and were all defeated by Su Mu's shameless spirit.
Then Seele returned to the room and chatted with Red Seele, and the air was filled with a happy atmosphere.
In the end, Seele failed to introduce Red Seele to her friends because Red Seele was shy ... No, it was because she was not interested in Seele's friends.
Taking care of Seele alone is enough trouble for her, and she doesn't want to take care of anyone else.
Well, she said that, and the players just listened to it, and they all understood it anyway.
The final scene returned to the Domination Theater. Under the gaze of a thousand puppets, in the center of the Domination Theater, a puppet standing on the judgment seat knocked down the hammer in his hand.
[ " Silence, silence, now let's formulate the next strategy. " ]
Once the words are spoken, the game is over.
Looking at the settlement interface that popped up, Elysia couldn't help but frown.
" What bad things do these nasty dolls want to do? "
The narrator's description of a thousand dolls also confirmed Su's analysis from the side.
If they don't kill all these thousand dolls at once, they can still continue to add new dolls.
" I feel like the Herrscher this time will be very difficult to deal with no matter what bad things he does. "
Pardofelis rubbed the head of the can and said worriedly,
" As long as they spread out and cause destruction all over the world, no matter how hard Schicksal and Anti-Entropy try, there will be nothing they can do. "
" Yes, as long as they don't die all at once, there will be a steady stream of puppet armies to cause trouble to society. "
Su nodded and said in a deep voice,
" Unless Anti-Entropy and Schicksal can find a way to enter the Theater of Dominance, this Herrscher of Dominance will be a scourge that is difficult to deal with. "
" It doesn't matter. Sister Kiana and the others will definitely find a way to deal with the Herrscher. "
Compared to everyone's worries, Gratitude is particularly confident in the protagonist group.
But having said that, there is nothing wrong with this. After all, this is just a story. Su Mu cannot be so crazy that Kiana and the others fall to the Herrscher. They can definitely find a way to deal with the Herrscher.
But what really worries Elysia and the others is how many knives they will suffer and how many characters will die in this process ...
After all, the candy they ate before was too sweet, and based on their understanding of Honkai Impact San and Su Mu, how sweet the candy they ate before would be how painful the knife behind them was!
Thinking of this, Elysia couldn't help but look at Su Mu and asked hesitantly,
" Su Mu, tell me honestly, will there be a knife in the plot later? "
" Yes, I have. "
Su Mu admitted generously.
Anyway, no one would believe him even if he said he didn't have a knife. It would be better to admit it openly to save some image in the minds of the players.
Although he probably doesn't have much of an image anymore.
" You admitted it too quickly ..."
Elysia was speechless.
" Don't worry, although there is a knife, it's only a little bit. "
Su Mu pinched his thumb and index finger together and made a ' little bit ' gesture.
" I am more moved. Just look forward to the plot this time. I can guarantee that this plot will definitely be the best story among all the plots in Honkai Impact III so far. "
The gold content of Su Mu's words can be described as extremely solid.
You must know that even in the previous world, Chapters 23 to 25 of the three main storylines of Honkai Impact are definitely excellent plot chapters in the hearts of all captains.
Xin Yan's knife back then brought back many captains who had retreated.
And after playing Chapter 25, there are very few players who can't help but burst into tears.
Because in this plot chapter, Kiana will usher in her complete transformation!
If there were meteors in the sky, Kiana just learned to take responsibility, but when the thunder pierced the sky and crossed the dust, she learned not to sacrifice herself easily on the grounds of mission.
In the chapter of Xinyan Eternal Burning, Kiana learned to inherit and grow, accepted her past, and truly became a warrior to save the world.
So not only players, but Su Mu are also looking forward to this plot.
He was looking forward to what kind of expressions Elysia and the others would show when they saw Himeko-sensei return.
How many packs of tissues will they use by then? It's really exciting just thinking about it!
" Really? "
After hearing Su Mu's confident speech, Elysia expressed her doubts.
She didn't doubt the quality of the game plot that Su Mu said, but she doubted his statement that there weren't many knives and it was more touching.
Based on her understanding of Su Mu's urine, although this guy was telling the truth, he might have deliberately omitted some important parts to make people misunderstand.
Deceiving people with the truth is Su Mu's specialty, so now, how could Elysia easily believe Su Mu's words?
Question first, question later!
After some small talk, Elysia exited the main plot and returned to the bridge interface, wanting to continue playing activities.
However, a game announcement suddenly popped up, reminding her that a new small activity had been unlocked.
Elysia clicked in curiously and saw the title of the event.
"Xie Er's One Day Adventure".
" Eh? Su Mu, what is this? "
Elysia suddenly became curious.
" Just a daily plot activity, similar to the last Thunder Theater, you can treat it as part of the main plot. "
Su Mu explained.
" I see, then I have to take a closer look. "
Elysia's eyes lit up and she clicked in without hesitation.
Anyway, if it's a plot event, it definitely won't take much time. Once you finish watching this, you'll have time to play the event again.
Soon, with Elysia's click, the title of Seele's one-day adventure gradually spread out on the screen, and then the screen turned to show Red Seele.
I saw the cute Veliona sitting on the sofa, with a big # on her head, looking at the picture on the TV in front of her with an unhappy face.
And the picture on the TV shows Bronya, Seele, and Kiana eating desserts together.
" Wow! So cute! "
Elysia couldn't help but cry out, her eyes full of love.
The reason is very simple, because in this event theater, Veliona and the others are all Q- version images, and the Q- version villains, how can they not be cute?
[This familiar painting style reminds me of Doll Academy. ]
[Veliona is so cute! Haha, it seems like she is jealous again? ]
[I just like to see Veliona jealous! Modo Modo! ]
The viewers in the live broadcast room also started talking about it.
But this is just the beginning.
Then the screen showed to Kiana and the others. The three of them were chatting and eating cake happily.
However, the approach of Seele and Kiana aroused Red Seele's jealousy.
[ " Ah ah ah, don't get so close! Stay away from her, stay away from her! " ]
Seeing Veliona being jealous and crazy around Seele, the players couldn't help but smile like a standard aunt.
They really enjoyed watching this kind of plot!
One word, happy!
Then Bronya saw Seele's little notebook. Seele said that she likes to record her beautiful memories in words and save them. She also specifically told Red Seele that this was her own diary and she was not allowed to peek.
This attitude immediately made Red Seele even more angry. After losing her temper in the small dark room for a while, she looked at Seele again.
Then she heard that Seele packed a mousse cake and suggested to Bronya and Kiana to eat cake together tomorrow.
[ " Huh? Who agrees to your casual appointment again! What's the point of going to a shabby coffee shop? Go there every day! " ]
Veliona paced back and forth in the small dark room angrily.
[ " What if I go tomorrow and make an appointment to continue going the day after tomorrow, wouldn't that mean ... No, absolutely not, I don't agree ! "
" Hahaha, I never get tired of seeing Veliona's jealous look. The more I watch it, the cuter it becomes. "
In Sirin's live broadcast room, when they saw Veliona being helpless and furious in the small dark room, they all bent over with laughter.
" Hey, no wonder when I played with Seele before, I felt that she was a little weird sometimes. It turns out that Red Seele was jealous. "
Kiana laughed loudly.
" Although it's rude to say this ... but Red Seele who is jealous is really cute. "
Mei Yi covered her small mouth and smiled uncontrollably.
" Have you ever felt that Red Seele is like a resentful woman who watches her husband having sex with other girls? She can only hide in the dark and be helpless and furious. "
Sirin grinned and said in a wicked tone,
" This wave, this wave is the tauren's ecstasy. "
[Grass! Is the tauren too naughty? ]
[No, no, no! It's just a matter of eating a cake together. It's too outrageous to involve a tauren, right? ]
[Where are the tauren? I purely love the God of War and kill him directly! ]
" Wait a minute, if that's the case, wouldn't the tauren be myself? "
Looking at the barrage in the live broadcast room, Kiana pointed to herself in confusion.
" You are not allowed to say such weird things, whether you are a tauren or a tauren. Let's stop this topic. "
Meiyi patted Kiana on the head angrily, and ended the topic with the momentum of Aunt Mei.
And in Siberia in the distance, when Red Seele in Seele's body saw this plot, she immediately realized that something was wrong.
" Is this guy Su Mu finished? "
Veliona gritted her teeth and looked at herself on the game screen like a resentful woman with a face full of embarrassment.
If Su Mu were by her side now, she would definitely take over Seele's body without hesitation, then trample him under her feet and let him lick her feet, humiliating her severely!
How dare he write about himself like this!
How could I be so arrogant! She is obviously the most frank, right? !
And she really doesn't like Seele, she just cares about her because she is her own personality.
Why does Su Mu always write that he likes Seele and act like he likes her so much?
This is Chiguoguo's slander!
How will she face Seele in the future?
Chapitre 240: Chapter 240 Veliona’s dark little red riding hood
" Brother-in-law, he really understands us. "
In reality, Seele couldn't help but sigh again.
If she hadn't known it was a game, she would have thought it was a biography of herself in another world, and it was still her teenage self.
She used to play Honkai Impact III, and when she saw Kiana and Bronya in the game, it gave her a strong sense of reality.
Now that it was her and Veliona's home court, this feeling became even more obvious.
' How does he understand me? '
Hearing Seele's voice, Red Seele immediately retorted with dissatisfaction. It was a pity that her voice could not reach Seele's ears. She could only forcefully grab Seele's body, and then write what she wanted in the diary. What to say to her.
Of course, under normal circumstances, she would definitely not be able to ignore Seele's wishes and snatch her body.
Her snatching of the body was more like a signal to Seele that she was going to use her body.
Then when Seele received the signal, she would give in and give control of her body to Red Seele. After Red Seele finished writing, she would give her body back again.
Although it may seem troublesome for them to operate, for Seele and Red Seele, who have been together for more than 20 years, this has already become as familiar as breathing, and they will not feel any trouble at all. of.
So when Veliona saw the complaining words left in her diary, Seele couldn't help but smile.
" Other me, if you are really unhappy, you can talk to your brother-in-law at night ~~"
Although Seele also thinks this is of no use.
After all, the other self is too pure. Compared with his brother-in-law, he is as easy to deceive and coax as a little sheep.
Later, after night came in the game, Seele approached Red Seele and wanted to play with her.
Red Seele, on the other hand, tried her best and said in a roundabout way that she wanted to go out for some air, that is, she wanted to borrow Seele's body.
She thought her lame excuse would be questioned by Seele, but she didn't expect that Seele came to her for this very reason.
It turns out that Seele also feels that it is obviously their two bodies, but she has always been in control, which is unfair to Veliona.
So she will sleep obediently all day tomorrow and let Veliona control her body.
" Seele actually took the initiative to let Veliona control her body for a whole day? "
Kiana was a little surprised, and then she couldn't help laughing and said,
" Then it's going to be a good show now. I bet 50 cents that Red Seele will definitely pull some tricks! "
" With Red Seele's character, it's really hard to imagine what she would do when she takes on Seele's identity. "
Mei Yi couldn't help but said in a dumbfounded voice.
" Veliona wants to use Seele's body to refuse the agreement with Kiana, right? I really want to know how she will talk to Kiana. "
Sirin said with a smile.
Although the plot hasn't started yet, they can already smell the fun.
" As long as she doesn't scold me severely. "
Kiana couldn't help but shudder when she thought of Veliona's aggressiveness towards the doll.
" That's not the case. Red Seele definitely doesn't want to cause trouble to Seele's interpersonal relationships. She loves Seele the most, so how could she do something that would make Seele unhappy? "
Meiyi smiled and shook her head.
It can only be said that now Bengsan players all over the world know that Red Seele is a tough-talking tsundere, and they like Seele the most.
Only Veliona still refused to admit it.
In a sense, she is also stronger.
And as Mei said, after the second day, Veliona controlled Seele's body and walked around the base. She also thought that if she quarreled with the people around her, it would be embarrassing for her, so she decided to play Seele well. .
Then she met the children at the base.
The children greeted her happily, but Veliona was not in a good mood.
[ " No, I'll get angry when I see these brats! Just because I'm a child, I can't bear to pester Seele all day long! " ]
[ " Huh, you have to scare them and let them know what's appropriate. " ]
Hearing Veliona's voice, the audience in the live broadcast room suddenly became stunned.
You said that Red Seele is jealous of Kiana. After all, Kiana is a lesbian. There is indeed a risk for Seele to get close to her.
But you are jealous of children and want to scare them. It's too disdainful!
All I can say is that it's you! Veliona!
" Isn't Red Seele too jealous? Is she really that jealous in real life? "
With curiosity, Elysia looked at Su Mu, hoping that he could give her an answer.
" Of course. "
Su Mu curled his lips and admitted without hesitation,
" Red Seele has such a jealous character. If anyone marries her in the future, the family won't have to be jealous ~~"
" Uh ... but are you sure she can get married? "
Elysia questioned.
Hearing this, Su Mu was stunned for a moment, and then realized that Red Seele and Seele were one and the same, which meant that in the future, whether Seele wanted to get married or Red Seele wanted to get married, they had to seek the other's opinion.
But considering Veliona's extremely exclusive character, can she like other men? It is probably impossible in this life.
And Seele values Red Seele's opinion extremely. As long as Red Seele doesn't want to, she will definitely not wrong the other party.
According to this, the best choice for Seele and Red Seele is probably Bronya.
After all, Seele likes Bronya the most, and Red Seele doesn't reject Bronya either.
But the problem is that now that Bronya has been kidnapped by him, is Seele afraid that he will be doomed to live a lonely life?
Thinking of this, Su Mu couldn't help but feel a little guilty towards little angel Seele.
But this is not without a solution.
At worst, after he and Bronya get married, he can take Seele over to live with her, so that she can be with her sister Bronya again.
And when he and Bronya were working, they could leave their children to Seele to take care of them. It was like killing two birds with one stone!
As he thought about it, Su Mu couldn't help but give himself a slap to bring himself back from fantasy to reality.
Now he and Bronya are not married yet, and they have too much to think about.
Back to the game, the children asked Veliona to continue telling yesterday's story.
That is a story about Little Red Riding Hood.
[ " ... it turns out to be the evil big bad wolf disguised as grandma! Sister Seele, what will happen to Little Red Riding Hood next? " ]
Hearing the children's words, Red Seele rolled her eyes and suddenly thought of a good idea, so she said in a gentle voice,
[ " Next ... Little Red Riding Hood suddenly laughed and said: Huhuhu, it's so funny. I didn't expect the prey to come to the door by itself. " ]
[ " She waved the scythe and chopped off the head of the big bad wolf with just one blow. Little Red Riding Hood looked at the big bad wolf who was showing off his power just now, and said sarcastically: That's it? Do you know why my cloak is red? ? " ]
[ " Little Red Riding Hood shook her head in disappointment, picked up the basket and sickle, and embarked on a journey to find more and stronger prey ..." ]
Veliona told the story vividly, and when the story reached its climax, she even crushed a tomato to increase the horror effect.
Then she looked at the confused children and showed a proud and sinister smile,
[ " Hoo ho ho, this is the story of Little Red Riding Hood changing her Schicksal through her own efforts, how about it? " ]
" Pfft - hahahaha!!! Does Veliona want to laugh us to death? "
In the live broadcast room, Elysia was laughing so hard that she almost burst into tears.
Although she thought that Veliona's one-day adventure would be very interesting, she never expected that it would be this interesting!
This plot, whether it was the dark fairy tale about growing grass told by Veliona, or the contrasting scenes, gave them a powerful experience.
" Hahahaha!!! Brother Su Mu, are you sure you are not writing the story of Doll Academy? The unfolding of this grass is too similar to Doll Academy. "
The cat on the side was also laughing so hard that he couldn't close his legs, even his body staggered a little, and almost hit Su Mu.
" Hmm ... In terms of universal rationality, the story Veliona told is not bad. "
Su squinted his eyes and smiled slightly. He looked calm, but in fact he spent a lot of effort to maintain a calm posture.
Otherwise, if he laughs out loud here, his character will collapse.
Elysia still doesn't know how to tease herself about today's incident in the future.
Gratienne made a look of realization.
" So the story of Little Red Riding Hood can still be like this ... it's so interesting. "
That is to say, the brush is not in her hand yet, otherwise she will be unable to help but want to draw Little Red Riding Hood in a dark style.
[Grass! As expected of Veliona! I knew she would be able to do something we didn't expect! ]
[I'm laughing so hard. I'm afraid this Little Red Riding Hood is Veliona herself! He also chopped off the head of the big bad wolf with a knife. Is this story really something that children can hear? ]
[An · Tu · Sheng · Tong · Hua. ]
[This wave, this wave is the demon hunter who captured the wolf (funny). ]
[So, if Little Red Riding Hood is so awesome, how come her grandmother was eaten by the big bad wolf? ]
The audience in the live broadcast room burst into laughter, and a group of barrages passed by. Everyone was amused by Veliona's dark fairy tale.
I have to say that this story of Little Red Riding Hood is indeed super interesting compared to the fairy tales they are tired of hearing.
" My good Su Mu, you are such a genius. You can make us cry with knives, and you can make us laugh so hard with comedy. How come you are so good at playing with the hearts of players? "
Elysia laughed breathlessly, patted Su Mu on the shoulder and complained.
" This is just the basic operation of a qualified screenwriter. "
Su Mu said with a smile.
He will make readers laugh happily when they should laugh, and make them miserable when they should cry. The so-called players are the things in the hands of the screenwriter, the objects to be manipulated and played with, Kalpas Kalpas Kalpas ~~
After laughing for a while and slowly calming down, Elysia continued to click on the follow-up story.
After Veliona told the story, he thought the children would run away in fear and never dare to approach Seele again.
However, what she never expected was that the children came towards her with bright eyes and praised her for telling great stories. They hoped that she could continue to tell such stories tomorrow.
Such an unexpected development also confused Veliona.
She never thought that she wanted these brats to stay away from Seele, but in the end, it backfired and made them like Seele even more.
This made Veliona feel like crying without tears.
" Hehe ~~ Is this the so-called good intentions doing bad things? Uh ... No, it should be bad intentions doing good things? "
Looking at the confused Veliona on the screen, Elysia couldn't help but smile.
" Red Seele is looking down on today's children too much. Let me tell you, children in reality are also very naughty. It is basically impossible to scare them with such stories. "
Pardofelis also spoke.
She usually goes to the orphanage to deliver some supplies, so she knows the children very well.
Nowadays, children are more courageous than others. They might be able to watch it with gusto, let alone horror stories, even horror movies.
" I have a hunch that Red Seele may have a rough time today. "
Elysia chuckled.
She could tell from the first plot that Veliona's one-day adventure might not go smoothly.
Of course, the "unsuccessful" here refers to the outcome of things happening, which is different from what she imagined.
For example, she told children scary stories to scare them away from Seele, but in the end, she made them like Seele even more.
And what will happen when she faces Kiana later?
Elysia has very high expectations for this.
Soon, Veliona recovered from her first defeat, because her target this time, Kiana, had already found her.
However, Bronya was temporarily called away by Einstein, so this time only the two of them went to the coffee shop.
Veliona was also overjoyed when she heard the news. As for Kiana, she could just seize the opportunity to interrupt the infinite chain between her and Seele.
So after arriving at the coffee shop, Kiana ordered a lot of desserts. Veliona took the opportunity to say that it was not good for her to eat so many sweets every day, otherwise she would not come here again.
But Kiana thought that Seele was worried about getting cavities, so she immediately smiled and said that she brushed her teeth every day, so there was no problem.
Then Veliona changed her approach, saying that this place was far away from the Salt Lake base and it would be troublesome to run back and forth every day.
But Kiana said that Bronya said the cakes in this store were delicious, so it was worth the distance.
[ " She also said that this is the second most delicious cake she has ever eaten, second only to the one made by Seele ... Ah, could it be that, Seele, you mean that you will stop running so far in the future and make it with your own hands? we eat? " ]
Kiana suddenly showed a moved expression.
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