Chapitre 62: CH 59: Drama With Kim Possible (E11)
(A/N: If a lesbian couple have angry sex (scissoring), is that technically a cat fight?🤔)
Alistair :"Hey, Jen..."
Jen :"What's up?"
Alistair :"So last names are generally about what someone's ancestors and stuff did, right?"
Jen :"Yeah, I think. Why?"
Alistair :"...What does Dickinson mean...?"
Jen :"...Oh, God..."
Alistair :"...You humans are disgusting."
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"Huff... huff... fuck..." Alistair cursed, so done with his fever and panting that seemed to only get worse by the day :'I swear, if this all isn't worth it...'
His head ached, and worst of all, his body was beginning to ache too. It didn't really hurt, just ache, and that's what made it annoying. And in hopes of helping him relax and have fun, they all had gone to a famous water park called the Riptide Rapids.
Ben and Gwen looked at the enormous waterslide excitedly, Kevin tagging along with them.
Ben :"Six stories of twists and turns!"
Gwen :"Hurtling down a 200-foot plunge!"
Kevin :"At speeds of over 25 miles per hour!"
Gwen :"Then, splash down in a churning 300,000 gallon wave pool!"
"You've entered The Riptide Rapids Zone!" They high-fived simultaneously, before dashing inside excitedly.
"They sure are excited." Shego, wearing a green and black bikini that revealed her sexy body, chuckled in amusement. Alistair in a swimsuit beside her nodded, trying to ignore his body's ache :"They sure are."
"Aren't you supposed to be excited too? Weren't you 10 just a while ago?"
"In case you've forgotten, my mentality changed according to my physical appearance. If I, say, turned my human body into that of a 30 year old, I would probably treat Ben like a son rather than a friend.
But I do get you. People really forgot or just don't care about my age. Especially the thirsty ones in my comment section, Jesus Christ.*
"I mean, people do tend to forget when checking your body~." She bit her lip, eyes moving from his muscles down to his crotch, where a very noticeable bulge had formed, pulling the attention of every woman around.
"How about we... have a little fun?" She flashed a sultry smile, placing a hand on his firm pec :"Just a little boss and assistant get together fun. What do you say?"
Alistair, of course, liked the praise and attention. He wasn't impotent. But he wasn't some unfaithful MC who couldn't give his love a reason to trust him.
Grabbing her shoulders, he gently pushed her away :"Sorry, Shego, but I'm taken already. And in case you didn't know, I'm as faithful as I'm badass."
He meant every word. In fact, even though a gorgeous and sexy girl like Shego was half naked next to him, he hadn't looked anywhere but her eyes.
Jen had put her trust in him, and he was going to make sure she wouldn't regret it. And besides, Jen was a lot hotter than Shego or any other girl he had seen. Not even Kim who was currently in the pool could compare.
"Wait, what?" He had to double take when he saw Kim Possible, also in a bikini, swimming in the water. And when they locked eyes, his eyes widened in cringe :'Shit, here comes the drama...'
"Oh, I came for some action," Shego grinned mischievously :"But I'm gonna stay for the drama hehehe!" Earning a salty glare from Alistair.
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"Hello, Al~!" Kim concerned him to a wall, trapping him with her arm beside his head as she smiled in irritation :"Glad to see you again. After you dine and dashed my body."
In his defense, he did feel guilty enough to not be able to look her in the eye. So it was a struggle where to look. But of course, instead of her bikini clad chesticles, he chose to just look in a random direction.
Alistair :"Uhh... look, I'm sorry, alright? I let my horniness take over me, and my evil side took advantage of that to... you know..."
"I know what? Impale me with a fucking spear for a dick?"
"Ahem ahem, yeah... but in my defense, it was my literal evil side, not me as a whole! But hey, we both enjoyed it and had fun, so you can't be angry either!"
"Alistair, the fact that I had fun is what's the problem. You see, I enjoyed it. A bit too much." She suddenly palmed his junior, making him jump as her irritation turned into a lustful, almost desperate look :"You asshole, do you think it's fair for me to fuck me like that and just throw me aside?
Do you think I can ever forget what I felt that day? Do you have any idea what I've gone through after not being satisfied once no matter what I do after you absolutely obliterated my poor pussy-"
"Whoa, whoa, whoaaa!" Alistair gently pushed her away :"Listen, Kim, I'm sorry, but I'm already taken, alright? And believe it or not, there's no way in hell am I betraying my lover's trust!"
Kim frowned :"It's that girl from another universe, right? Ben's alternative female version, Jennifer?" Before grabbing his hand, despite him frowning in disapproval :"Come on, Alistair!
She doesn't need to know~. And do you honestly think I'll believe that she's better than this?" She presented herself, hand moving up and down her body.
Due to him refusing to upload any recording related to Jen's universe, other than that it existed and he got a liver there, much to the fan's disappointment, many people didn't know about Jen's appearance at all.
So it was understandable that Kim, a very gorgeous girl who few people could match against in terms of appearance, would underestimate Jen.
Alistair's face twitched, and with a frown, he freed his hand roughly. Annoyed about her suggestion and her ridicule towards Jen :"First of all, not happening. Second of all, you'd be surprised.
That's enough, Kim. You're making yourself look bad. Don't get me wrong, you're very beautiful and I would have loved to date you. But as luck would have it, I met Jen instead. And believe me, I couldn't be happier for that turn of events. So, sorry to tell you this, but I'll have to refuse. Now if you'll excuse me."
"Alistair, wait-" Kim reached out nervously, but a hand coming out of a portal and grabbing her wrist surprised them both. But even more surprising, especially to Alistair, was that Jen walked out of the portal with a satisfied smile :"Sorry, girly, but he already said he's taken."
"Jen?! What are you doing- oh." But his confusion was solved when female Dr Paradox appeared beside him :"Hello, Alistair. A pleasure to meet you again."
"Happy to meet you again, doc." He nodded :"But what's going on here? Why are you two here?"
Jen smiled at him :"Oh, it's nothing. I just sensed a bitch trying to mess with my man."
Alistair frowned in confusion :"You... what?"
She shrugged :"Call it a woman's intuition."
"Nah, that ain't no intuition no more..." He mumbled under his breath :"That's a superpower at this point..."
"Now, as for you." Her smile turned into a scowl as she pushed away Kim's hand roughly :"Hasn't anybody taught you not to touch what's other's? He already told you he's taken, didn't that give you the signal to back off?
Don't think I didn't see what just happened, bitch. I saw everything that happened there thanks to doc, so don't even try to fool me."
"Hmph, so you're Jen?" Kim crossed her arms, taken aback by how "formidable" her opponent's beauty and "assets" were. Jen crossed her arms as well, making her large breasts stand out even more and making Kim's face twitch :"The one and only.
Now what the hell do you want from my man? What, not enough fish in the sea? You had to come and make an embarrassing display of trying to steal my man when I got to him first? Ever heard of first come first serve?"
Kim scowled back :"If first come first serve is right, then you're the extra, sis. Because not only did I meet him first, we've even fucked already! And if you think that's a lie, you can ask Alistair yourself!"
Jen's face twitched, before she looked over her shoulder and glared :"Is that true?" And seeing Alistair looking away awkwardly gave her the answer :"...We're going to have a talk. Later, and in private. So that means it's none of your business, "Kim."
Her sharp eyes turned back to Kim, who flinched under her glare. As easygoing as Jen acted, years of fighting intergalactic warlords and armies had made her quite intimidating. She only needed to let it out.
(A/N: Seriously, remember that episode where Ben acted as a villain in Alien Force? Really makes you feel relieved, because he was fucking menacing, dude. I don't think even Vilgax would want to fuck with him if he acted that way lol.)
And right now, she wasn't in the mood for giggles :"All I know is that he's currently mine, so you better piss off before I let Rath handle this situation. And believe, there won't be much left of you to regret it if that happened."
"Whoa, whoa, whoa, girls, chill out!" Shego popped out of nowhere, trying to put space between the two :"Listen, there is no need for this to get ugly, alright? Any uglier than it is, anyway."
"And you are?" Jen narrowed her eyes, managing to make even Shego nervous. She cleared her throat, stretching a hand with a friendly smile :"Uuh, I'm Shego! Alistair's assistant! Pleasure to finally meet you, he really can't stop talking about you!"
Jen eyed her hand, before shaking it, much to Shego's relief :"Uh huh. Nice to meet you too. And I hope you keep helping my boyfriend. As just an assistant, of course."
Shego smiled nervously :"Ahem ahem, of course! You don't even need to say that!" But Jen eyed her like a hawk :"No, I'm pretty sure I do." Making her smile get even more nervous. Poor girl was starting to sweat. Jen was making her more nervous than any supervillain she had met.
"Uuh, a-anyways!" She gulped :"Look, how about we solve this like civilized women? No need for violence! I'm pretty sure you wouldn't want your boyfriend's reputation to be damaged, right?"
Jen narrowed her eyes, crossing her arms again :"Uh huh? And what do you propose we do?" The way her voice lacked any cheerfulness, despite it being there even against villains, made even Alistair nervous.
Not just because she was his girlfriend, but because he was genuinely aware and cautious of her strength. The girl was literally the strongest being in all of fiction. And if that girl stopped being nice, may some omnipotent being have mercy on the poor soul that got on her nerve.
Shego :"Okay, look. So we all know and can agree that Alistair is one hell of a horn dog-"
Veins popped on Jen's face :"If you're proposing for him to get a second girlfriend, then Rath, or Menace as Alistair calls it, would –really– wanna have a conversation with you."
Shego panicked :"What?! No, no, hell no! That's not what I meant! Look, what I mean is Alistair is extremely horny and definitely has a lot of fetishes, and you, as his girlfriend, probably know that! I mean, he doesn't really hide it!
And just like any other guy, I'm sure he has thought of a threesome –at least– once! And as you can see, poor Kim here is acting like she has taken a drug and she's desperate for more!
So how about you just do a one time threesome? Just once! Alistair will have one of his fantasies fulfilled, he'll love you even more for making his fantasy a reality, and poor Kim here will get some relief! How about it?"
With the way Jen's eyes narrowed, she obviously didn't seem much of a fan of the idea. But with the way she didn't refuse instantly, she seemed up for some convincing.
(A/N: *Despicable Me Minions cheering* Next chapter, threesome! Or maybe foursome😏? There, we made perfect use of a completely unnecessary episode. I'm honestly impressed with the idea I came up with.)
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