Demyan
Me
Why are you ignoring me Ethan? I love you, I love you more than I love Mulva pudding and you know how much I love Mulva pudding.
Five minutes later.
Me
You said you loved me more than you love juice boxes but I'm sure you wouldn't ignore a juice box. You would never. Please answer me. I love you. I miss you. I wanna have your babies.
Two minutes later.
Me
Ethan I'm becoming properly upset now mate. I'm going to give you one minute to text me or I'll never talk to you again. Do you understand me? You must read this carefully. I heard you talking to Dad, I'm not an idiot yeah, I had a very high IQ back in high school so don't start with me.
One minute later.
Me