Chapitre 39: Konoha Crush?
Tenshi continued serving coffee as Sasuke appeared with Kakashi. Sasuke started fighting Gaara as Kakashi came to get a coffee before going to sit with Guy and Lee.
Tenshi looked around and found that most people were falling asleep. He was stunned, clearly this was a high octane match! Not to mention… Coffee had Caffeine, they shouldn't be falling asleep here…
True to his words, the people were too energetic to fall asleep and woke up instantly.
The people who put them to sleep were dumbfounded before confirming that it was the coffee. They cursed and used a different genjutsu.
Finally, many people started 'sleeping' though it was more of a semi-conscious state of lucid dreaming instead of sleep. Since they were still technically awake they couldn't 'wake up'.
Tenshi continued serving coffee and watching Sasuke's fight, excited. He had many things about Sasuke! Apparently he was the King of Edgelords and not only that, he had a move called Susanoo!
Tenshi was excited to see it!
The Sasuke-kun is too hot Edit he saw before he died was really cool!
Especially that lightning spear being held by a giant Purple Armor demon thing!
He looked around wondering if the arena was big enough for the Susanoo, you know, they were huge and flying in the videos he saw!
Sasuke used a Chidori and pierced a shell of sand as Tenshi gasped, "Awesome!" he wondered how that actually worked. Could the lightning on his hand spread to his while body and supercharge his cells? If that was true, then couldn't he supercharge his brain activity and increase his thinking speed by hundreds of times?
You know, Tenshi had many ideas!
For the Flash, Tenshi theorized that if you could control the electricity functions of your brain, you could supercharge them to operate at insane speeds. Therefore the world would seem to be going in slow motion for you, allowing you to react beyond human comprehension.
The theory was that the Flash worked in this way, but the only flaw was that the body couldn't keep up with the brain's processing speed and therefore you would end up with janky motor functions.
Well, unless you could electrolize your cells and have them react in an instant.
Anyway, it was just a thought, not really something to be taken seriously.
Not to mention, Tenshi didn't even know how Chidori worked. Kakashi had never used it against him, nor even told him. He only said that he has a super assassination move that sounds like birds. Tenshi didn't ask anymore, he didn't really need to know or want to. Why would he want to sound like birds?
How strange.
Clearly this was it!
Now he understood.
But he was confused… Lightning didn't screech like this in real life, right? So why was this lightning screeching? Tenshi figured it must be Chakra nonsense. Although! Tenshi had never held lightning in his hand, maybe it did screech like this?
If lightning screeches and nobody can hear it, is it really screeching?
Just some words to think about.
As Tenshi was watching, feathers fell from the sky.
He looked at them in confusion, those weren't his feathers…
Everything seemed to happen in an instant, Sand and Sound Ninja appeared from everywhere.
Tenshi sighed as Haku, Ino, Karin, and Hinata stood next to the cart in a daze.
Hello? No more coffee?
Sasuke stood there, completely confused, wasn't he just fighting? What's going on now?
Baki said quickly "Take Gaara and retreat! I will join the fight." Temari and Kankuro nodded, grabbing Gaara and leaving.
Sasuke went after them as a huge purple box appeared on top of the Hokage seating area.
Tenshi scratched his head and looked at Haku, "Are we done?" Haku frowned slightly, putting on pants and taking his maid uniform off as he replied "Looks like it…" Hinata and Ino looked worried as Karin frowned anxiously, "What are we gonna do?!"
Tenshi smiled gently and said "Don't worry my precious employees, we're just civilians. They won't bother us." just as he said that, several Sand Ninja attacked them.
Tenshi's lips twitched and Haku moved before Tenshi sighed, "I really don't like fighting." a massive wing shielded Hinata, Ino, and Karin, slapping the Sand Ninja away.
The three were stunned and looked at Tenshi, who took his wings back, muttering "What a hassle…" everyone except Haku and Kakashi were dumbfounded.
Guy said in shock, "He has wings!?" Kakashi sighed and frowned, now things were troublesome.
Tenshi looked around and his feathers shot out, pushing Sand and Sound Ninja away from the people, protecting everyone as his wings turned bare. The feathers shot back to him and he said "Can everyone just calm down, please. No blood needs to be shed today…"
The Sand Ninja shouted "Kill him!" Tenshi felt a lump in his throat, what did he just say?!
He sighed and said "Haku, protect the girls… Sheesh."
He flapped his wings and pulled on a feather, pulling out a long silver spear with feathered patterns.
He held the spear in one hand, floating off the ground, his wings flapping gently as he looked down at them, saying "Don't force me!" they looked up and swallowed, muttering "Angel?"
Tenshi snorted, saying gently, "Correct! It's a sin to kill, just go home!" this must be a joke! They attacked Konoha already, were they gonna pack up and go home? Impossible!
They attacked him and Tenshi sighed, swinging out the spear, swatting the kunai and shuriken out of the air.
He spun the spear and sealed with his hand.
A massive brown bubbling snake wrapped around Tenshi before shooting out at the Sand Ninja as they slammed the ground throwing up sand walls. Tenshi waved his spear behind him, slashing a ninja across the chest, splattering blood everywhere.
Tenshi flew to the side, not wanting blood on his wings. He had a disgusted expression on his face. He threw out a crystal kunai made of frozen coffee, pinning the guy to the wall by his clothes.
Haku made ice mirrors all around the coffee cart, saying "Just stay inside, okay?" Karin, Ino, and Hinata were just stunned silly. This guy was an Ice Blood Limit guy and their boss was an Angel? They sniffed and looked strange, Coffee Blood Limit??????
Tenshi floated down and his feathers shot out, saving people all everywhere in the arena as he opened his eyes and teleported around.
It was a good thing he got the Byakugan because he could see all around him, therefore teleport anywhere, even behind himself without looking.
He stood on the ground and held the spear in both hands, stabbing forward at the kunai and shuriken, knocking them out of the sky before backflipping, spinning the spear and slashing behind him, clashing with a sword.
He teleported behind the guy, slamming out the handle of his spear, knocking the guy out before feathers lifted another ninja behind him, bringing him up in the air and dropping him as the snake swallowed him whole.
A ninja landed a kick on Tenshi's arm, but cracks spread from Tenshi's arm. The Ninja was stunned and Tenshi sighed, "How rude." as the frozen coffee slime layer crumbled before replacing itself. He jumped up and turned, stomping on the ninja's face with his sandal, shooting him into the wall.
Tenshi was stunned, he didn't know how strong he was, really! Not that it mattered, he didn't like fighting at all. He would, but it didn't mean he wanted to.
He was rather sad at the moment…
You have to know!
He spent a lot of money and put in a lot of effort to prepare for this day! Since he got the Coffee Cart and heard about the Tournament, he was set on making a killing today!
These damn guys ruined everything!
Next Sand Ninja that walks into his cafe is paying double price!
État de l’alimentation hebdomadaire
-- Classement
Power Stone 
-- Power
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