11:23am
has entered the chat
: what up kids
: hi roulette
: hi
: hey
: hi
: hiiiiii!!!
: rosie's consumed a bit too much coffee this morning
: i've had five cups and counting!!!!!
: oh god please don't die before my wedding because yOU'VE ALL BEEN INVITED PLEASE COME OR ELSE I'LL IDK SET YOUR HOUSE ON FIRE BUT PLEASE COME I'M SAD AND LONELY
: Veronica, please stop crying in my lap.
: wow you're so comforting isn't she comforting?
: You're such a drama queen, V.
: lol v for vagina
: vagina!!!!
: roSIE STOP DRINKING SO MUCH COFFEE
: i neED THE CAFFEINE ROSE!!!!
: yep that's all, come to my wedding bye
: wait who are you marrying
: my fiancée
: well duh but who
: jessica huang, i did not expect such attitude from you
: oh my god who are you marrying
: my significant other
: just tell us
: my drinking buddy
: wHO
: the love of my life ever since about nine days ago
: hey jess can i get my bread knife back, i need to cut my sandwich
: okay okay okay jess it's wynonna earp
: the drunk lady?
: oh i remember her, she was the one who left the cupboard twenty minutes after roulette left!!!!
: oh my god rosie you're right
: YOU HAD SEX IN A CUPBOARD IN MY BUILDING.
: what??? no???
: VERONICA
: Also thanks for that information Rosie.
: no problem!!!!
: YOU
: HAD
: SEX
: IN
: MY
: FUCKING
: house
: WHAT
11:47am
: hey lena, I was just listening into your heartbeat and it's going very fast? are you okay?
: I'm fine love, I promise. I was just jogging.
: in work clothes?
: Yes. I love you.
: oh okay love you too!!
11:50am
: As I was saying.
: YOU HAD SEX UNDER MY ROOF???
: I WASHED THE SHEETS I SWEAR
: Oh, okay then
: really?
: NO BECAUSE YOU HAD SEX IN A CUPBOARD AT L-CORP WHICH CUPBOARD WAS IT
: i am living for this
: as if you haven't done that too
: oooooooooo
: hello i am a child why must i be exposed to this
: i'll take him to the park
: what no how old do you think i am
: come on peter let's go
: this really isn't necessary
: For the record I did not.
: dude i saw you making out with kara a few weeks ago
: i knew itttttt
: my my miss luthor
: Key word: 'Making out'
: yeah okay okay you win but please come to my wedding guys
: byeeeeee
has left the chat
: well that was eventful
: oh my god babe how many have you drank
: eight!!!!
: oh dear god
: ah look kara's here with our lunch coffees
: aw she's so nice
: gIVE ME THE COFFEE!!!!
: JESUS CHRIST