Chapitre 46: Buenos Aires: Arrival
It was a total 180 change for the weather in Latin America.
After all, winter in the Northern Hemisphere meant summer in the Southern Hemisphere. Argentina's hottest can reach 35 degrees Celsius.
And so, wardrobe can't be trenchcoats and turtle neck shirts anymore. The couple now wear billowy thin shirts, and short shorts.
Leon was wearing Hawaiian pattern like how uncles do, but it still suits him. Sometimes it's the wearer after all, anything would be perfect in a perfect body.
He was holding Little John, who was still getting used to the sudden hot weather. His cute little nose sneezed once in a while.
Wolfe wears a linen shirt with rolled up sleeves, the top three buttons undone. He was wearing shades as usual, and his wolf cut hair was blown out by the warm, subtropical breeze.
He was wearing a Bruno Mars-esque hat too, and booty shorts that will get anyone's eyes to move down below.
"Smile for the 'gram, hon!" He took a selfie with his boyfriend and the dog once they left the airport.
Leon just smiled fakely, and Little John braked angrily.
"That dog stays in a kennel once we get to the hotel." Wolfe frowned as he put back his phone on his pocket.
"No. He stays with me and sleeps with me." Leon said.
Wolfe took off his shades and flashed his sultry eyes at him. "Wouldn't you rather sleep with a sexy wolf instead?"
"Nope." Leon dragged his trunk to a taxi cab. "We stay at a different hotel if you don't want to get rabies."
Wolfe was incredulous. "Ah, I thought you would be my bodyguard!? You're replacing me with that dog now!?"
"Little John stays no matter what. So we pick a room with two beds, one for you, and one for me and Little John...."
"Or we go to completely different hotels if you can't stand him. You'll be all alone and I'll be with my cute puppy."
Wolfe Fang gritted his teeth as Leon spoke in Spanish to the taxi driver.
He placed his trunk inside too. "Fine! We sleep in different beds! But you clean up that dog's pee and poo, I got nothing to do with that pest!"
Little John barked angrily at being called a pest.
Wolfe just barked back at him.
The taxi driver went quiet. Then, he asked.
"Un loco?"
"Si." Leon Mo answered. "Pero inofensivo."
The driver shrugged. "Solo asegurate de que no muerda."
"Prometo."
Wolfe blinked. "What did you two say?"
Leon lied through his teeth as he went inside. "He said you look hot like a rockstar."
Wolfe smacked his shoulder as he followed after him and closed the cab's door. "I know what loco means, don't take me for an idiot."
Leon chuckled. "Fine, fine. Stop baring your teeth now, I promised him you won't bite."
"You boys must be good friends." The driver said, looking back at them.
Wolfe just confidently corrected. "Boyfriends, actually. Mi novio."
"Ahh........" The driver nodded awkwardly. "Bueno, bueno."
Leon raised an eyebrow. "You learned some Spanish, huh?"
"Of course. How else would I better interact with my Latino fans?" Wolfe was sitting as far as he could from Leon due to the little Anti-Wolfe guard in his hand.
"You need to brush up on your accent, though. It's not 'Nuh-vyow', it's 'No- vyo'. Full, strong vowels." Leon corrected.
"Alright, Mr. Linguist. Well, not only would you be my private detective and bodyguard, you can also be my personal translator." Wolfe grinned. "I don't need to hire one anymore."
"Wouldn't it be better if you learned it yourself? Why rely everything on me?" Leon countered.
"Besides, learning languages are fun. I don't understand how you haven't learned some despite moving from country to country a lot."
"Teach me more languages then, papi." Wolfe whispered suggestively. "How about you give me private lessons in bed?"
Leon rolled his eyes. "Vete a la mierda."
Wolfe frowned. "Wait, lemme Google translate that."
He typed on his phone, and made a face. "Fuck off? Seriously?"
"Leon Mo, why are you so mad at me anyway? You're the one who fucked up here."
"I'm always mad at you because I can't stand you." Leon retorted.
"No, you're not as mad as this." Wolfe crossed his arms. "What did I do wrong this time? Better say it now and be done with it."
"I just want to enjoy the beaches in peace." Leon said. "With Little John. You get what you want anyway, we'll be practicing as co-actors tomorrow."
"Leon Mo!" Wolfe growled. "When will you stop being so stubborn!?"
"When will you stop being a nuisance?" Leon countered.
Meanwhile, the taxi driver just watched them like they were a couple in a telenovela, bickering and bickering in the backseat.
"Ay, amor joven." He said as eh parked in front of their hotel.
'Ay, young love.'
And these young lovers don't even have any love to give as they flipped each other off after taking out their trunks.
They now encounter a different problem from in Toronto. There, even with the heater turned to maximum, it was still too damn cold.
Now, even when the air conditioner was set to maximum, it was too damn hot!
It adds up to their boiling blood, and the two laid on their separate beds that still on the same room still shouting and fighting until the heat and jetlag made them tired.
"Leon....... I don't understand you sometimes." Wolfe said as he huffed. "Actually, I don't think you even understand yourself anymore."
Leon just grabbed a water bottle and drank it, letting Little John go down to drink some water too from his dog bowl that he just bought before the flight.
"You're not wrong about that." He then said as he set his water down. "Do you even understand yourself, Wolfe Fang?"
"I don't think it's ever fully possible for someone to fully understand themselves." Wolfe admitted, reaching out for the water bottle. "Gimme some."
Leon scoffed. "You're going past my territory."
"I want some agua, por favor." Wolfe gritted his teeth.
The lion just relented and gave him some. "Well, I came to understand something about myself now because of you."
Wolfe stopped drinking for a moment. "And that is?"
"I'd rather not have 69 billion yuan than to be with you any longer."
"Once we catch the mastermind behind these tableaus, once your play's World Tour is over........ Let's call the engagement off."
Cadeaux
-- Cadeau
reçu État de l’alimentation hebdomadaire
-- Classement
Power Stone 
-- Power
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