So, this alter ego of mine doesn't want to listen to me, someone who's striving to change for the better?
Well, I'll treat you as the ultimate personal demon I will vanquish!
There indeed will be a battle in the center of my own mind!
If I win this… never will I think of anything drastic, like taking my own life!
Aiyah!
I ready my battle pose, and the alter ego does the same.
We rush towards each other, and we start by exchanging rapid-fire fists.
Since he is me, after all, he does a good job evading those punches as much as I do.
No sooner do we have to switch to kicks.
Roundhouses, dropkicks, and even the famous flying side kicks.
What he does – and what I do – just cancel out each other, due to the zero difference in power and damage output.
We are both currently at a standstill, and the alter ego doesn't stop his insults.
"Hahahaha!!! Now how are you gonna defeat me... genius?"
I fight back with the following.
"I don't call myself a genius… but I am trying!