At 7:00 i woke up, i showered, changed my clothes and was ready by 7:25 to go out, i waited for naruto till 7:35 then i pickpocket his lock entered his room and
'Ice release: Ice cold shower'
I used my favorite jutsu from now on
Naruto woke up yelling, when he realized what happened he started glaring at me
I gave him half an hour to get ready
When he was ready to start he was babbling about how he was going to learn awesome jutsu ans stuff like that
I stopped his stupid thoughts fast
"Shut up" i said in the most harsh way possible
When i got his attention i started
"First, I'm not going to teach you anything but theory till i deemed you ready…"
He looked like he ate a sour lemon and was about to complain but before he could i stopped him
"Do you know what happens when you try to run without learning how to walk?"
"…. You fall?"
"Exactly, now the difference is chakra id your lifeforce so that means that uf you "fall" you die… do you still want to try some jutsus?" I asked with a devious grin
"No…." He says while looking sad
"First lesson for today…
What is a ninja or a shinobi?"
He started telling me almost like he forgot what we just talked about cool jutsu, the hokage and saving princesses
"Wrong everything you said right now is totally wrong…
Ninja in its core are mercenaries but with loyalties to the village we kill, cheat, lie, steal use deception and stealth thats our job description"
He looks like he was about to ask questions but i continue
"So im gonna give you the rules to be the best ninja
Rule 1 Always keep your secrets SECRET
Ninja keeps secrets, Everyone knows this, for some stupid reason the majority of ninja ignore this,
For you as a ninja that mean everything about you is clasified, your favorite food, where you sleep at night, your favorite hobbies, which girl you have a crush on and the most important thing… your skills,abilities and jutsu"
"Why?"
"Let's begin with an scenario, your name now is i don't know Sawada Tsuna, your favorite food is dango, your house is easily accessible by the public, you love going at a karaoke every night and you always go to the same one with your crush, and i know that all you know is fire style jutsus…
Im a ninja from kirigakure contracted to kill you, and i know everything i just said about you, now i only have to go to your favorite dango shop, kill the chef, henge as him and poison you, or worst I'm contracted to take information about something you know, i wait inside your house and i kidnapped you, or if i think that's not enough, i wait till you go to the karaoke with your crush, i beat you in a battle because i prepared for your fire jutsus with my water ones, kidnapping both of you i torture your crush till you give me the information i want and kill both of you"
He gulps
"Ok, now, what do you do with your personal information?" I ask
"Keep it secret"
"That's right. Now i will give you the 4 main reasons, so you can write them or something if you want…
1. The obvious one… to surprise your opponents
2. Anything can be used against you by your enemies
3. Contrary with popular opinion, Having a big bounty in the bingo book is bad… Why would you want every single ninja out there hunting your head for money? The only type of people that i respect that are in the bounty book are those that don't care anymore because that won't put them in disadvantage, like the Yondaime Hokage, it doesn't matter if you know his jutsus if you still can't defend against them
4. You don't want Responsibilities, they aren't bad per se but they come with paperwork and that stuff is boring…"
He's nodding but he'll probably forget about this
"Ok, let's start, how do we keep what's secret, well secret?
There three things you need to do
First one, learn acting and henge jutsu
You can use henge to do things you don't want everyone else to know, maybe you go to read a book that you don't want to be known for reading, like taijutsu techniques or secret jutsu for surprise attacks, you read it under henge and acting likd other people, Use henge to buy stuff that you don't want people to know you bought it, use it to practice ninjutsu, so if someone sees you training they don't know it's you, Use henge during missions in enemy territory (to avoid being recognized enough to be put in the bingo book), obviously i don't use henge, because i can look however i want thanks to my Kekkei Genkai" i said transforming into Naruto and Back
"So i will be teaching you henge and sending you to do things and if you gather unnecessary attention you won't pass I'll be teaching you how to act as different people, kids, adults, women, girls it doesn't matter. You will learn how to act normally as if it was a second nature
Second thing: Master your jutsu
There will be times when you need to use ninjutsu openly. If you're anything like me, you'll have an aptitude for high-level ninjutsu, which tend to be flashy in the extreme. This is dangerous because it can get you a reputation for being powerful… which sucks, as we've already discussed. Still, if you want to protect your loved ones, sometimes you'll have to act openly.
Ninjutsu Rule Number 1: Don't shout the name of your technique. That's just stupid. Not only does it warn your enemy of what's coming, it actually slows down your jutsu. Yes, it might help you focus, but thinking the name in your head is just as good. And if it's one of those "breathing fire" type jutsus, you can actually choke on your own words. Gack.
Ninjutsu Rule Number 2: Practice your jutsu until you can form and release the necessary chakra without hand seals. You haven't mastered a jutsu until you can do this. You can spit out jutsu faster, it's impossible for your opponent to see what's coming, it can't be copied by the Sharingan, and it's just badass.
Just think, if your control is good enough, you can shout (Fire Release: Great Fireball) while shooting out a lightning bolt. Your opponent will throw up an earth wall or a water barrier, which would be a perfect defense against fire, but far less effective against lightning.
And Third thing
We're going to build an underground training facility using (Earth Release) techniques. We'll make it deep and big, and cover it with security seals (we'll talk about Fūinjutsu later). This is were we'll training everything that can't be learned by anyone else… it'll be obviously a secret, I'll teach you a technique later to make clones to fake being you while you really are training underground and nobody would notice you missing