*THWWOOOOOOOMMM!*
Dark fire sweeps towards Kazuma just as the teen leaps out of the way and behind a sturdy tree.
"AAAARRRGGHHH!" a voice cries out before petering off, causing his party-mates faces to become grim.
"AH! NO KAZUMA!!" Yunyun all but shrieks as she runs towards where the voice was heard.
"KAZUUUMMMAAA! YOU CAN'T LEAVE WITHOUT HELPING ME FIRST! KAZZUUUMMMMAAAAA!"
"KILLED SO BRUTALLY! WHY JUST KAZUMA!?"
...
Hiropon stops in place and nods to himself at his fine work... He'd eliminated the threat to his daughter's innocence and chastity. It was a father's duty! Shaking his head, he begins walking home to allow the boy's friends to grieve.
The girls run over and find the impact sight, each looking confused as they lay eyes upon the tall woman who'd had her back partially burned... In her arms, she held a little girl who was hugging a sword tightly to her chest. "That hurt! I hate this village! Always launching spells in random directions! How can you sneak around in a minefield!?"
"Hey! Who are you!" Aqua starts.
"And why are you holding Komekko!" Yunyun questions, almost completely forgetting about Kazuma...
"...oi I almost died and you forgot about me so easily!?..." a quiet voice asks but no one gives any attention to it.
"Oho? My name is Sylvia, and this cute one here is my new friend." the brown-skinned woman states as she smooshes the young girl's face further into her bosom, preventing her from speaking despite her struggles.
"Sylvia?" Yunyun shakes her head, "You let go of Komeko now or else! I won't let my lost best friend's sister get kidnapped by a stranger!"
"Aha! You go girl! Get this kidnapper!" Derflinger exclaims from within Komekko's arms.
...
"My! A talking sword!? I wonder how you'd feel... Inside me." Sylvia asks with a gleam in her eye.
"W-what!? No! Let us go or I'll scream! You wouldn't like it when I get vocal, I promise you that!" Derflinger says in a panicked tone.
"Listen to the sword and let them go or else!" Darkness shouts as she draws her sword, ignoring the fact that she's never actually landed a blow with it... Ever.
"Oh!? I recognise you now! Blue hair priest, blonde crusader, and big curves Crimson Demon... You're the new famous adventurer party, aren't you?" Sylvia asks with interest.
"LIGHT OF SABER!" Yunyun casts, summoning a large blade of light that shoots towards the kidnapper... Only to be forced to redirect it as the woman positions Komekko in the way.
"So rude-"
"That's it! ZUN HAAL VIIK!" Derflinger shouts, the shockwave passing through his wielder and at the kidnapper causing Komekko to fly out of her grip, and Derflinge to fly out of the little gir's grip as well.
"Good job sword! LIGHTNING!" Yunyun says as she summons a bolt of lightning which blasts Sylvia backwards as it strikes her. Darkness then runs over and scoops Komekko and Derflinger up into her arms and retreats to the rest of her party.
"Hmph! If you think such weak magic can harm me, you've got another thing coming!" Sylvia grouses but has her attention drawn by a battlecry...
Kazuma roars as he charges the woman, slashing his sword erratically until it finally reaches his target...
*Clank!*
...
Sylvia catches the sword between her two fingers, looking down at the now profusely sweating Kazuma as he dares not look up at her face.
"Uh... Miss, I think we may have had a misunderstandin-Pfft!" he's stopped as she pushes his head into her breasts, hugging him there as the boy unconscious and consciously breathes in her scent.
"Misunderstanding? You attacked me... But I think I can forgive you... If, we become one..." she says lasciviously while licking her lips.
"Huh, Kazuma is still alive?" Aqua mutters in a neutral tone...
Kazuma hugs Sylvia's breasts and looks over his shoulder, "HUUuah!? Whaddya mean 'Oh is Kazuma still alive' HUH!?" he angrily asks while taking the opportunity to sniff Sylvia's breasts... "I'M STARTING TO THINK THAT I'M NOT TREATED FAIRLY IN THIS PARTY!"
Aqua shrugs her shoulders, "Well, you don't really bring much... I'm an Arch-Priest, Darkness is a Crusader, Yunyun an Arch-Wizard... Aren't you just a pervert neet?" she states, causing Kazuma's expression to quickly become depressed.
"Oi, can I take his place? I'm not treated all that fairly either youknow." Derflinger asks.
"HELL NO! A SWORD CAN'T REPLACE ME! NOW SHOW ME YOUR TATTOO, YUNYUN! OR I'LL LEAVE THE PARTY!" he shouts and Yunyun covers herself with a flushed face.
"Didn't the sword save the girl? While you got capture..." Aqua drawls.
"Ahn! Don't be so rough, 'Kazuma'." Sylvia moans as the boy squeezes harder under his teammate's remonstrations.
"YOU KNOW WHAT!? I'M STAYING WITH HER! GOOD LUCK KILLING THE DEMON KING WITHOUT ME!" he suddenly decides, resting harder against the woman.
"You know that I'm one of the demon king's best men, right?" Sylvia asks, causing Kazuma to robotically turn his head towards her.
"B-best men? W-what do you mean by that, Sylvia-san?" he asks with his focus less on her career and more on the 'men' aspect. Now that he thought about it, something was poking him in the rear. "S-something's poking me Sylvia-san... T-that's just a dagger, or a coin-pouch, or a wand... Or-
"I'm a man, Kazuma... And all your fondling as gotten me... Excited." she/he states with a wide grin on their face.
. . .
"KYAAAAAAAA! SAVE ME! SOMEONE SAVE ME! YUNYUN! AQUA! DARKNESS! SAVE ME PLEASE! I'LL NEVER ASK TO SEE YOUR TATTOO EVER AGAIN I PROMISE!!!!!"
"I thought you were leaving us Kazuuuma?" Aqua smugly asks. "First attacked by female orcs, now this? You're really popular today aren't you, Kazutrash?"
"S-so scandalous..." Darkness mutters.
"If you're all done talking, I think I'll go my own way with my new 'friend' here." Sylvia starts as Kazuma pleads with tears flowing down his face.
"STOP! I-I won't let you take our party member!-"
"Yunyun!" Kazuma says with tears in his eyes, only to be clapped down.
"Let go of Kazutrash-Uh, I mean Kazuma!"
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"I refuse!"
"Then we'll have to use tactic B!" Yunyun states, getting nods from her party mates.
"Tactic B?" Sylvia asks.
Yunyun replies by shouting "INFERNO!", which summons a fire cyclone that instantly covers the kidnapper, this also has the effect of incinerating Kazuma, but at this point, that was a mercy...
The spell soon ends, revealing a thoroughly burnt Sylvia holding a pile of ash... "Y-you killed him!? How could you do that to your own party member!?" she/he/it asks, shocked that they'd actually do such a thing... Weren't these people supposed to be the upcoming famous adventures!?
"Tactic B! Use Kazuma as bait and resurrect him afterwards!" Darkness calls out as she charges in, missing all of his sword strikes despite Sylvia standing still the entire time.
"LIGHT SABER!" Yunyun shouts yet again, causing another wave of light to fly towards their enemy... Sylvia is struck, sending her flying through many trees. Just as the trio are about to follow however, more people run out of the treeline.
"Komekko!" Megumin shouts as she spots her sister, hugging her while ignoring all those around her.
"Ah, so you found her, thank the gods." Michael says, accidentally using the common terminology of Tamriel.
"M-Megumin!?" Yunyun asks dumbfounded as she stares at her long-thought dead rival and best friend.
Megumin looks up at her, "Yunyu-" she pauses as she locks eyes on Yunyun's chest... "You got bigger..."
"I'll say! She's like you but female!" Derflinger cackles.
"HEY! KAZUME IS REFUSING TO BE BROUGHT BACK!" Aqua shouts, drawing everyone's attention. They make their way over and see Aqua looking into a rift a space over Kazuma's ashes that reveals the boy next to the Goddess Eris.
Kazuma was on the floor in a fetal position muttering to himself about feeling things he shouldn't be feeling...
"Don't being a baby Kazumaaa! It was only a-"
"DON'T SAY IIIIITTTT! DON'T SAY IT AQUAAAAA!"
"Kazuma-san, I'm sure you've been through an ordeal, but your friends are waiting for you in the realm of the living." Eris tries to comfort him.
"QUIET BREAST-PADDING! I'M TALKING WITH KAZUMA HERE!... Kazuma, come back or I'll tell everyone your favourite 'activity' back in your room!"
"Activity?" Darkness asks, her voice making its way to Kazuma.
"NO WAIT! FINE! I'LL COME BACK! BUT IF YOU SAY ANYTHING ABOUT A-... A YOU KNOW WHAT, I'LL SEND MYSELF TO ERIS AGAIN! I SWEAR!" he says as light shines and his body reconstructs itself.
"Did you guys even manage to capture the kidnapper?" Michael asks out of the blue.
"Ah... She should be over there after my Light Saber spell..." they all look over and see no person there. "Or not...? She, he, must have escaped!"
"Michael, can we help them? I don't want to leave such a person running around near Megumin's family." Tiffania asks him and he nods, agreeing with her.
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The two groups soon recover from their 'ordeal' and get down to talking while Michael sends Darth to follow the trail left by the kidnapper.
It's here he finds out that the group was truly an effective adventurer party... Without Megumin, Yunyun had eventually joined them, and since she wasn't limited to one Explosion spell a day, their offensive weakness was covered.
Darkness proved to be an incredible tank, capable of drawing the attention of her targets... This was actually enhanced by her inability to hit them as all her intelligent enemies took it as her taunting.
Aqua was a powerful Arch-Priest who, while she had spent many of her levelling points on party tricks, was able to easily destroy any undead they came across... Not to mention resurrect her party members should they fall in battle.
Then there was Kazuma, who was basically the same as the Anine and Manga, a jack-of-all-trades who wasn't great at anything, but 'good' at most things.
In the more difficult fights, Kazuma usually served as bait, acting as a rearguard and giving the enemy the impression that he was only good at range... Then allowing himself to get out of position before employing many of his disabling skills he'd learned such as Drain Touch, Steal, Bind, etc.
There, Yunyun would unleash all of her most powerful magic alongside Aqua, killing Kazuma and the enemy before resurrecting the former...
Obviously, this hadn't really worked against 'Sylvia', but this was more due to the proximity of Komekko and Yunyun's unwillingness to use any large AOE spells in her vicinity.
Megumin and Yunyun quickly started comparing their respective adventures against one another, their competitive rivalry continuing off from where they'd left it as if the latter hadn't thought her friend dead for however long.
Surprisingly, Yunyun came out the best during the exchange... Sure, Megumin had helped kill dragons, armies, and dungeons, but Yunyun and her party had beaten Demon Generals, some of the strongest being this world as.
A thing to note, this world's dragons weren't nearly as strong as Tamriels either, so it was difficult for Megumin to explain herself... This created a small problem however...
"What do you mean 'Another World'?" Aqua and Kasuma both ask simultaneously.
Megumin smugly folds her arms, "I was summoned to another world to be Tiffania's Void Familiar. Look, I've got the runes to prove it!" she says, pulling down her robe so the group could see just the top of the runes that lay over her sternum.
"OOOoooohh! I-Is that your Crimson Demon tattoo!?" Kazuma asks with a perverted grin.
Megumin flushes slightly, "No! Scumzuma!"
"Kazutrash." Aqua adds before shaking her head and focussing on Tiffania, "Are you a goddess?"
...
"No, why?" Tiffania asks, "D-do I look like one?" she asks with a smile.
Kazuma locks his gaze on Tiffania's breasts, "Yeees-hik!"
Michael's hand rests on his shoulder, "Keep looking at my woman and I'll send you back to the Futa."
"F-futa... Y-you know what that is... Comrade...?"
Michael grins, "I do, neet-boy."
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