Chapitre 23: 22: The idiotic Trio
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In the sky.
A huge air balloon in the shape of a meowth was seen flying across the sky.
Coincidently, this balloon was coming straight towards Leo.
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"Ughhh, when will we reach Mt. Moon" jessy shouted as she grabbed her hair.
"Calm down, we should reach it immediately after going past cerulean city" James calmed her down.
"If it wasn't for that wretched kid and his pikachu, we wouldn't be this far away" meowth said as it scratched its ears.
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"Oh my arceus, do you guys see that over there?" James pointed his finger towards a rock right under them.
"What the f*ck is that? Two Pokémon, I've never seen it before" Jessie was also curious as she walked towards the edge of the air balloon.
"No u idiot, that's a trainer and his Pokémon, why would u think a human is a Pokémon?" James shouted at her.
"F*ck you" Jessie immediately raised her middle finger.
"I would let you" James raised an eyebrow.
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Meowth broke the awkward situation up by saying.
"This Pokémon probably isn't native to the Kanto region, if we catch it and give it to boss, he might even promote us immediately for such a rare find" meowth rubbed his hands as the greed in his eyes was seen.
"Ok but just be careful, don't fuck yo like last time" James said, obviously hinting at Jessie.
"Are you expecting me to say "fuck you" again?" Jessie was amused at this point.
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"Can u idiot shut up for a second, bring out the robotic arms, grab the Pokémon and dip" meowth said.
"Hmph, if that kid dares to fight back, I'll cripple him and strip him naked" James roared in laughter.
"It's okay to rob him, but do you really have to strip him naked?" Jessie was disgusted by James at this point before deciding to ignore him.
It wasn't long before two huge arms appeared on the air balloon, they also lowered the balloon as it moved towards Leo and frogadier who were meditating on a rock below.
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"Frogadier, the moment they appear, use quick attack and then use water pulse to blast that air balloon away, aim for the top" Leo whispered to frogadier, he was pretty amused.
"Froga" frogadier nodded, it seemed to agree with them plan.
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"Wait- Ayo What the f*ck is that?" James nearly tumbled back as he noticed a blue light shooting towards them from the ground.
"F*ck me, it's the Pokémon" meowth screeched, it's hairs standing up on ends.
"Hurry the f*ck up and punch it" Jessie shouted, but it was too late.
Frogadier immediately rushed up the huge arms of the air ballon stealthily before jumping back.
It's mouth puffed up as it released a huge water pulse.
"Boom!!" The water pulse was sent shooting towards the balloon, a gaping hole appeared on it before the whole air balloon was sent flying off into the sky.
It shot off like an arrow as it made a beeline for the sky.
"Are you f*ckin serious, we couldn't even do our intro" Jessie was shocked at the turn of events.
"That Pokémon is too strong, we have to be careful if we see it next time" James added.
"Once again, we are blasting off" meowth said helplessly, their faces were really gloomy and full of shock.
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"Now wasn't that easy" Leo laughed to himself before sitting up, he had expected more than that from those three.
"It seems they are true idiots, just like in the show" Leo closed his eyes and continuesd his meditation with frogadier.
État de l’alimentation hebdomadaire
-- Classement
Power Stone 
-- Power
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