TALIA
This is a disaster. I feel stupid, all dressed up in Parker's slutty clothes.
I've never been a good dancer. My limbs always felt too long, too out of control. I never learned to move my body the right way and besides, this house music is crazy. People who can dance look stupid out there, so I know I would just up the idiot-quotient by a gajillion points.
Also, I've been hit on three times and all three guys made opening comments about girls who wear glasses. Ugh. Get original, dudes.
Parker comes off the dance floor with a huge smile on her face. She's a natural beauty, tall and lithe. As an actual dancer, she puts everyone to shame on the dance floor, but her beauty doesn't hurt either. She's got sleek, dark blonde hair, high cheekbones, perfect lips.
"You're all cute over here, looking like a total hottie, and I've seen you turn away three decent-looking dudes. How are you supposed to meet anyone if you refuse to talk to people?"