Chapitre 26: Nola, like, totally ins’t into Elon or anything of the kind and definitely does not fantasize about him when she’s on the toilet. Honest!
I chilled it in my mini fridge. I figured this was going to entice her more. It's probably working, I can see her eyes transfixed on it. I tossed the can to her and staring at it with interest.
"I don't think I should," she asks.
"Elon said it's your favorite."
"But it makes me want to go faster. All soda does."
"Well, what if I promise to call Elon before that happens?"
"Really?"
"Will you drink it, please?"
She hesitates a bit, but she seems to have been convinced as she pops that can and drinks some.
"Now, Nola. I need to know something about you when you were in Middle School. I figured this was around the time you started getting intimate feelings for him."
"That again?"
"Just relax, Nola. Please, tell me about how you dealt with puberty."
"Who said I hit puberty? I never did such a thing."
"Nola, now you're just being difficult."
"MMMMMMMM." she gulps the orange soda down. After a moment, she finally begins.
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By this point he moved next door to me because I couldn't go to the toilet by myself anymore. I was seeing Elon displeased with this and I felt guilty about it. He would no longer look at me on the toilet, he would just turn around and cover his ears to not hear. Eventually, he would start putting a clothes pin on his nose. I was starting to see the embarrassment from this whole thing. I tried going by myself, but I just couldn't. I had to have him there with me. It was just not possible for me to go alone anymore.
He wanted to separate when we went to middle school but we ended up together because of my condition. I felt so bad for him. Our routine continued, and we did a better job at hiding it. It was as it has always been.
He started learning how to improve his image and started getting friends. I didn't. I didn't knew how to do that and was too embarrassed to have them discover my bathroom problem. I just kept to myself. I feel so ashamed because I had to interrupt Elon when he was with his friends. He just told them I had a medical problem and he was the one with the medicine. I know, it doesn't make sense, but it was enough of an excuse. I guess that's when people started referring to us as siblings.
*sigh* "Well, that's it. That's all there is to it."
"Not, it isn't. Nola, tell me about your infatuation with him at this time."
"What infatuation? I don't like him like that. I just said he was like my lovely brother that I want to cuddle with."
"Come on, Nola."
"mmmmmm" she drowns the entire can. "Do you have another?"
I toss her another can, which she drowns."He started getting... girlfriends... not that I care or anything."
"In any case, continue please."
So Elon was making friends, but he was also making FEMALE friends... not that I care. But these weren't just friends, they were GIRLfriends... not that I care!
But I felt so lonely. I thought he was leaving me for another girl to use the bathroom with. Yeah, I thought this was normal at this point or something.
And eventually I... started my period... and... started having different feelings for Elon. I started wanting him to return to peeping at me too.
"Elon, you don't have to turn around?"
"Please, just finish so i can go back to my friends."
"Well, if you really want, you can turn around and look."
"I don't want to. Please, just finish."
Eventually phones started having the ability to have music on them, so he would put on earphones and I could not talk to him on the toilet. This had a bad effect as sometimes I didn't have to go. I would sometimes just sit there and stare at his...
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...back. Yeah, I would sometimes just go to the toilet and stare at his back. His very nice and firm back, especially when he wore his gym shorts. I would just admire his back.
"You mean his butt?"
"NO! NO! YOU SAID THAT, NOT ME! I truly did mean his nice, round, firm yet gentle back."
"Firm? Did you... verify it?"
"Verify?"
"Did you squeeze his butt at one point?"
"NO, I DID NOT!... I squeezed his back. His back. I squeeze his back and he didn't like it. Of course he didn't. I didn't mean it, I just got excited... about his back. mmmmmm..."
"Okay, I get it. Continue, please."
"Continue? You want more?"
"Yes, Nola. Tell me about his other girlfriends."
"Mmmmmmmm...."
So, yeah, he started getting girlfriends and I was mad because he wasn't spending time with me. But they were bad girls who just wanted to use him for their own selfish means. I swear one of the girls squeezed his butt. I was mad when I saw that. How dare you do that before me- I mean, that was inappropriate of them. I wanted to warn Elon about them.
"Elon, I notice you have a girlfriend again."
"Yeah."
"Well, don't you think that these girls are trying to use you?"
"What do you mean?"
"I mean... you know... how girls are? I'm a girl, I know them better than anyone else."
"But what do you mean? Lily is nice."
"No she's not. I heard her say awful things when I was in class with her. I heard her say, 'oh Elon, I will squeeze his butt and then chop off his peepee.'"
"What?"
"Yes, it's true, it's true. I heard her say that, and I believe she squeezed your butt without your permission."
"How did you know?"
"Ah... because... women's intuition, which is like, 100% psychic."
"I didn't know that."
"Yeah, so you gotta trust me and break up with her and never go out with another girl again."
"I guess I will if she's so evil. Thanks Nola."
"He he. Your welcome. Can you take me to the bathroom now?"
I kept doing this. Every time he found a new girl to hang out, I tried someway to interrupt him. I would also use the bathroom time to my advantage and take him away. This led to his reputation of having multiple girlfriends and nobody wanted to hang out with him anymore. I was happy, I had him all to myself
But he looked so sad too. I had a feeling he knew it was me, but he was probably afraid to yell at me because I'm so sensitive. Oh Elon, I love you so much... like a brother,. I'm sorry Elon, I wish I could go back in time and set everything right. I just did it because I was jealous... which I wasn't because I like you like a brother, let's not get things confused. But in the end, he only had guy friends and no girl would talk to him.
"I just wanted to protect him... but I was selfish. I just had to have him. I figured that if I did... something specific that there is no need to talk about, then he would eventually like me a lot more... like a brother should..."
"What was it?"
"What? No, there's no need."
"Tell me, Nola. What did you do?"
"Mmmmmmm... he's like my brother, he's like my brother, he's like my brother, he's like my brother, he's like my brother-"
"Did you do something inappropriate to him?"
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"Okay, I confess, I squeezed his butt. Let's move on, now."
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