"Well, at least there's a status increase there." I shrugged as I tried to make a corny joke. But, it failed spectacularly, so I decided to clear Pan's misconceptions instead. "Okay, look. Unlike Fu Meng, I wasn't the one who named myself the Empress. It was the people. And since I didn't have a name for the gimmick I'm doing right now, I decided to stick with it, until people think worse of me and give me a rather normal name." I replied.
"Ah, what about your real name then?" Pan asked.
"Well, well. We've only recently been acquaintances. I'll tell you my name. Just not now though!" I answered.
"Oh, come on! That is unfair! I mean, you know my name and stuff, but I still don't know yours." He basically cried.
Barely safe