New book !!! (HEART OF ROYALTY)

"Dude I'm never having sex again!" Was the first sentence this annoying human could say after I picked his call

"You aren't, that's great. There would be a reduction in sin then" I said with a straight face

"You fucker, shouldn't you be concerned about why I suddenly decided to turn into a monk?!" Should I be though?

"Knowing you man, you will have a lady under you screaming within a few days so why bother" I placed my phone on its stand as it was too uncomfortable to hold it in place

"You are such a cold-hearted human, I won't be surprised if I catch you sucking someone dry with your ugly fangs" he huffed feigning anger

I laughed "we both know, if I were to have fangs, it would be the cutest fang to exist" I smirked at his funny expression