Right after Frozen Milk successfully got rid of his major life-threatening problem himself, he acted like he was the Lord of the world, which in his mind he actually was.
His surprised characters finally froze out of the dazzling spell Frozen Milk bound them with this ridiculous easy defeat and immediately all went to crush Frozen Milk in a hug that ended up on the ground.
If anyone was to see this, they would probably think a fivesome was happening on the pure shore and Vil's army would come to get rid of them and dethrone Vil as the future king.
Especially Prota clung onto Frozen Milk, "I'm so glad nothing had happened to you. When you were taken away my heart almost stopped!"
"Yet all you did was pathetically wanting to jump into the water to swim after father and die," Glimpse Water rolled his eyes as he pulled Frozen Milk closer to him.
Frozen Milk was at his wit's end, he just survived the worst catastrophe that could've happened so why did this feel even worse?
"Shut up," Frozen Milk immediately felt his system wanted to hit him with a snarky comment and stopped it before it could say anything.
The system felt wronged, it spent too much time with Frozen Milk, that this pathetic host was actually able to decode when it'd hit him with comedic remarks.
"Host, I just helped you, you could at least be a bit nicer to your amazing system."
Frozen Milk sighed and felt that his system was indeed right, "Alright, you've done a good job. Thank you."
"Hehehehe," the system actually laughed like an admirer who couldn't hide their crush praising them, "Level 2."
"Go and die! Are we still doing this? Isn't it a bit too late for me to level up now? How long has it been? People already forgot this function even existed! Don't try to put it in again after remembering yourself that this has disappeared for a long while! Don't try to rip open old wounds! Where was this eye-stinging level 2 when I needed it? Where? Stuck in your ass like congested food needing to be sucked out?"
His system was offended and felt even more wronged, it just wanted to give Frozen Milk a nice present after he actually thanked the system for the first time, but now it realised again what a scum its host was and didn't bother with him. It rather went and complained to the other inferior system of Glimpse Water.
"Hubby? Are you alright? You are spacing out! Of course, it must have been too much for you, here let me heal you. Put your head in my soft lap," Holbe grabbed Frozen Milk's head and the latter almost was able to taste ecstasy when he was pulled up and found himself thrown over Vil's shoulder.
What was he? A sack? Even rubbish was treated better than this! He just saved the world so what was this treatment? Was this how you treat your holy saviour and creator? Just you wait youngster, you will experience the wrath of this God here and-
"My Lord, please punish me for this later."
Frozen Milk couldn't see it but he could definitely hear it, that perverted and lewd look on his villain.
Damn! Frozen Milk just wanted to be praised and rest for his hard work but all his stupid characters did was to act according to their own pleasure.
Vil carried him away while the other three cried injustice and followed along. Frozen Milk just let himself be treated like a potato sack and if he was honest, he had to admit this wasn't too uncomfortable.
While they went through the jungle back to Vil's palace, Frozen Milk had enough time to think about what had just happened.
"System, what will happen to the presence?"
His system debated if it should answer Frozen Milk or just pretend it didn't hear him and continue to chat with the other inferior system, after all, Frozen Milk treated it worse than a sack of potato.
But then the system figured it was the bigger person and couldn't act so petty like Frozen Milk.
"He will be transmigrated like host wished."
"Transmigrated where? No, don't tell me to another one of my stories."
Frozen Milk really hoped not because if the presence really was sent to one of his other stories, it would become even more twisted and hateful because who wouldn't? Who wouldn't with that shitty writing ability of Frozen Milk's?
"Host shouldn't worry, the council of system won't let this happen. Even if it is to punish the presence for threatening the order of the universe they couldn't let him suffer like this."
Ok but making me suffer like this was ok? Why did he get more pity than me? HEY! So, being transmigrated into my stories is the worst punishment in the whole universe? Was that it? Was it? Was I then so much of a bad person that I deserve this punishment?
However, as Frozen Milk thought about it, his story now wasn't too bad, apart from the fact that all his characters were attracted to his fucking soul!
"Wait," Frozen Milk cut off his own thought of line, "Council of systems?"
"Oh," the system realised it revealed one of the major secrets in the universe and pretended not to hear Frozen Milk anymore.
"Hey! Don't ignore me, I can feel you sweating, ha! Do you think you can fool me? Now, it's my turn to-"
"System is currently-"
"Again??? Aren't you already past this phase?"
Frozen Milk futilely wanted to continue poking because what was that about a council of system? Frozen Milk knew that there were other systems but a council, didn't that sound like they were exerting their dominance of this universe? Like... no way, they were the rulers of the universe, of the worlds?
"No way," Frozen Milk whispered over and over again.
Were the worlds actually controlled and ruled by systems? By fucking petty AIs? Was that it? Was that the secret of the universe humans have been craving to know since their existence?
Frozen Milk rubbed his temple as he felt a violent shock in his body and passed out, only then did his system stop sweating and could calm down.
If the council of systems knew it had just revealed a major secret like that and that its host was easily able to uncover the truth, it didn't even want to know what would happen to it.
After all, it was one of the best top systems! S-Rank! That was why it was stuck taking care of Frozen Milk as he was condemned to the worst punishment. The system sighed and extracted this memory out of its host's mind.
This was too dangerous. Way too dangerous. The system should continue to exert caution.
As Frozen Milk had his inner monologue with his system, his suitors were bickering with each other.
"Hey Vil, it's not fair, you carry father until here now, it's my turn," Glimpse Water cursed the fact he wasn't as tall or strong as the two main characters.
"No, Frozen Milk would be happier to be with me," Prota's eyes sparkled as he gently looked at Frozen Milk.
"I still haven't gotten to heal him! Hubby even passed out, you brute!" Holbe hit Vil on the arm.
Yet Vil smiled and sneered at them, "He seems really comfortable with me to the extent he fell asleep. Oh, My Lord wishes me to exploit him while he's asleep. I can't wait to get back home as quickly as possible."
"You damn pervert!" all three of them screamed as they saw that crazy infatuated look on Vil's face and swore to immediately rescue Frozen Milk as they heard loud growls.
Vil stopped as the others bumped into him and looked at the scene before them.
???
Was all of their reaction. This was a normal world, as normal as it could be so where the hell did those monsters come from?
???
What was going on?
???
"Erm, are you guys seeing what my eyes force me to see or did Vil knock me out too?" Glimpse Water blanked as all the others' faces followed suit.
"Haha, this is just an illusion," Prota laughed as he walked towards the at least two-metre monster hybrid of a wolf and dragon, whatever abomination it was, that suddenly appeared before them in the forest.
If the monster heard this, it would cry in shame and disgrace because it was actually proud of its appearance and majestic ability to scare those puny humans into statues, but the truth was these so-called puny humans were too disgusted at its sight and didn't even want to give it a reaction. That was how insignificant this monster was.
Prota went to the monster as it growled relentlessly and vicious thinking how petrified this human must be when Prota poked him with a finger.
In an instant, the monster went wild with pain. How could a measly human touch him with one finger and it felt like all his internal organs exploded and became mush?
It didn't dare to retreat but it was hurting badly. The only way for it to overcome this ordeal was the thought that it was a monster so it needed to be strong!
Prota went back to the other blank faces and sighed, "It's real."
How pitiful the monster was! At least give him a stage to shine and act, pretend! Pretend to be scared!
The monster despaired at the sight as Prota held his hand out to the others and said, "Let's play rock, scissor, paper and the winner has to fight against... that."
The monster could hear the disdain in Prota's voice and grieved.
By making the winner be the one to face it, this only meant that they were spurned to want to be the loser. He, a monster, was able to make those proud characters want to be losers, how much of a nuisance was it?
"Ok, on three," Prota waited until everyone put their hands out.
"3, 2, 1, rock, scissor, paper and-"
All hands formed a sign.
"Wait! Vil, you were too fast, again, again I can't believe I won, no! I need to lose, c'mon again!" Glimpse Water cried as it looked at the monster.
"It's so ugly, I don't want to dirty myself. I need to present myself to father after all!"
He went and said it! There! He actually said it, no glue to keep his hurtful mouth together! The monster dropped to the ground in shame and wagged its wolf tail.
It was so happy to finally leave its prison and now it had to endure an even more vicious sight. On top of that verbal abuse. Just because it was a monster didn't mean he could endure to be verbally abused, ok?
"No, you won you need to continue," Holbe smiled as she was the one to lose first.
In normal circumstances, all of them would tear at each other to win but this was an exception. It never felt so good to lose.
Amused, she watched the others how they played again and again because Glimpse Water couldn't accept the fact he constantly lost.
If Frozen Milk saw how happy she was at their suffering, he would gouge his eyes out and replace it with new ones because he could never accept that his Holy Beauty would also take pleasure in others suffering.
It shouldn't even come to Frozen Milk as a surprise. Since he was a twisted author, his characters in one way or another have also inherited that damned personality trait.
"Just hurry up already," Holbe was even impatient!
"Vil, give me my husband, you can't win if he is on your shoulder."
Win? Vil didn't want to win but he knew that Holbe wanted to provoke him and held Frozen Milk tighter and in front of everyone's eyes actually dared to rub Frozen Milk's ass.
All the others' eyes went blood red! How dare he assault their love like this! How dare he!
First, they had to experience how Frozen Milk was taken away before their eyes while they were powerless to do anything and now they had to watch how Vil kept Frozen Milk to himself the whole time and even put his filthy, lustful fingers all over Frozen Milk's body!
None of them could accept this and Holbe, Glimpse Water and Prota developed telepathy at the same time. Vil had to win! They had to make Vil win.
Glimpse Water and Prota decided to work together and while Prota counted down, Holbe distracted Vil by trying to take Frozen Milk to her.
Vil focused on Frozen Milk, absentmindedly put out a scissor while both Prota and Glimpse Water used Paper and lost.
"Ah, such a shame we lost.... ahhh," Glimpse Water deliberately poked deeper into Vil with his words but in reality, he didn't hurt Vil but the poor monster behind them that just watched frustrated how it was such an eyesore to those four people.
It felt so bad for itself that it deluded itself to realise that there must be an instigator! An instigator that would turn this four people to hate it so much! That was right! Where was this awful instigator?
Its view instantly fell on the passed out Frozen Milk and determined this was his archenemy that made it suffer this embarrassment.
Frozen Milk needed to be defeated. This pure evil exerting mind control over the four people to view this majestic creature as an ugly ass creature needed to be destroyed!
Yes the monster would become the hero! The monster will free everyone from Frozen Milk's hypnosis and make them aware just how divine looking and pleasant it was to everyone's eyes!
Frozen Milk! It growled and its glare focused on the unconscious scum author on Vil's shoulder.
Growl Growl: You puny human!
Growl Growl Growl: I will make you pay for this insolence!
Growl Rowl Gr: Be ready for my superior fluffy power!
If Frozen Milk was awake and saw this shitty scene, he would shoot himself to remain dead. Too fucked up! What was this shit? Why did Frozen Milk always offend everyone? Now even this abomination was offended by Frozen Milk!
Fuck! You are an abomination, on what right do you dare to be offended by me? The holy creator! Go and be disgraced by yourself!
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