Chapitre 520: 520. Headache Returns
Alexander and Zoth's strikes were strong enough to tear the planet apart. But Alexander was suppressing it and Zoth was taking advantage of it.
There was still a city under their feet and he didn't want everyone to die. He quickly used his reality manipulation and made thousands of high-speed trains on the roads of the city. All the heroes of the city were given the task of leading everyone to evacuation. It would take at least 15 minutes for the city to become empty.
"Do you know why every few trillion years the cycle of God vs sinner repeats?" Zoth asked.
"Because sinners are shameless bastards and keep on coming back to get their ass whooped," Alexander replied, making Zoth angry.
"WRONG! Because we don't care about these lowly humans. We don't go around saving them. We do whatever is necessary to win and destroy you and your father." Zoth shouted and struck Alexander with his spear that came out of his own bones.
Alexander shook his head and blocked, "Nope, not gonna happen. I finally have a father-ish figure. He's a bit weird but I won't let anything happen to him. I will destroy Zulrak and ensure no new Zulrak arises till eternity and just know, I am not planning on dying anytime soon."
Alexander punched Zoth in the face. It didn't hurt him but it threw him miles away. Alexander used his energy manipulation and threw a small sun on him.
"Hahaha... big words coming out of a weakling like you. God Zulrak is many times stronger than you. He will soon kill you and everything you love." Zoth caught the sun and threw it back at Alexander after increasing its size multiple times.
Alexander opened his mouth and ate it. "Haha, thanks for donating your energy to me."
"Also, your Zulrak is no god. He's a demon who got his teeth knocked by father and is still hiding in his base. Don't think I don't know what happened in heaven." Alexander mocked him.
Zoth gritted his teeth as Alexander was telling the truth. He prepared to launch a major attack then.
"BLASPHEMY... I will gift your head to my God Zulrak then."
The attack he was going to throw was something only Elder Demons like him could do. It consists of combining a part of his body with the dark energy of the universe, then detaching your limb and throwing it at the enemy like a bomb.
The attack could easily kill any Arch Angel in a radius of a few light-years.
The black ball of mass grew over the head of Zoth. It soon got so big that it was stopping the sunlight from reaching the whole city. Finally, when the expansion stopped, Zoth threw it at him.
"DIE!"
The big black ball flew towards Alexander. He did not move and just anticipated its arrival. It was taking some time and things were getting awkward.
"Why is it so slow?" Alexander asked.
"Haha... it may be slow but it will obliterate you. I the great Tittytart will be the one to kill you."
"???"
"What? I thought your name was Zoth." Alexander asked.
Zoth started to sweat. "I am Zoth."
"Wait, do you know someone named Pussytart?" Alexander inquired with a funny feeling in his guts.
"WHAT? How do you know my little brother? Wait... no... I don't have any brother." Zoth got flustered.
"Hahaha... so bad naming runs in your family. Oh boy, I would have killed myself if I was named that." Alexander laughed loudly.
Zoth's eyes twitched and he just waited for his attack to reach Alexander.
*Pop*
Suddenly, Olivia, Dobby, Ragnarok, Douglas, and others came out.
"Where is the fight? Tell me." Ragnarok excitedly asked.
"Oh, you all have eaten the pills. Good. That is the bad guy. He has sent his attack towards me. I am just waiting for it to reach me now." Alexander explained.
Everyone looked at Zoth weirdly.
Suddenly, Michael spoke, "Tittytart? What are you doing here? I thought you were assigned to watch over hell."
Hats and Douglas were the first to start laughing. They rolled in the air in laughter.
"Mwahahaha... who names someone Tittytart?" Hats laughingly asked.
Olivia scolded Hats, "Don't make fun of someone's name. Bad manners."
Hats looked at Olivia's face and stopped laughing. But he could also see that Olivia was suppressing her laughter and it made him laugh even more.
"Names don't make a man, his deeds to." Iroh quoted.
Dobby shook his head and said, "But here, his deeds are as degenerative as his name."
"True," Iroh nodded.
Finally, after a good laugh, the big black ball attack reached Alexander.
"Finally, DIE!" Zoth shouted. He had withstood enough insults until now and was overflowing with rage.
Alexander smirked and activated his God's eyes. The pattern appeared in his eyes and he lifted his hand up.
He touched the big black ball and started absorbing it all. But it was very big and would take a lot of time.
"NO! You were not supposed to do that." Zoth shouted and came forward to stop Alexander. A part of his own power was still inside that bomb and it was supposed to return to him after detonation. But if Alexander were to absorb it all, his power would decrease permanently.
He came to disrupt Alexander but was blocked by his family.
"I am the god of chaos, if you think you can cross me then you are gravely mistaken." Hats boasted.
Olivia patted Hats' head, "Good boy,"
Hats got embarrassed and complained, "Grandma, I was supposed to look cool. Now I look like a little kid."
Olivia chuckled, "No no, Hats still look cool."
Ragnarok was hungry for a good fight and didn't wait. He went straight to beat Zoth.
*BAM*
"Fight me, demon," Ragnarok shouted as he punched Zoth in the face.
Zoth struggled to get away from him. "What the hell man, let me prepare my attack."
*BAM*
Zoth's cheeks swole up. He had used a lot of his power in his previous attack and he was now not as strong. Hence his current predicament.
"Aren't you supposed to be strong? Why can't you fight with your arms and feet?" Ragnarok asked.
"I-I..."
Douglas appeared behind him with his scissor sword and tried to cut his neck. Zoth barely escaped.
"WHAT THE HELL?" Zoth was shocked.
Douglas was disappointed, "Come on, just one little cut on your neck."
Zoth shook his head in fear, "Are you kidding me? That would kill me,"
The fight was not a fight anymore. It had turned into bullying and Zoth was looking pathetic.
Alexander was just done with absorbing everything. "Stop it, everyone. He's too weak to fight us anymore."
"He was a previous staff member under father. Let father deal with him." Alexander said.
Michael and Douglas nodded.
"Correct, he was supposed to be working in hell but he must have escaped or gotten under the influence of Zulrak," Michael added.
Alexander decided to call God.
*POP*
"OH! My hot and sexy old man? What are you doing here? Were you following me? If yes, then give me a smooch, if no, then give me ten smooches." A voice came from a distance.
Alexander looked at the two new arrivals. One of them was a man in a nice stylish suit and the other was the long-time headache that just wouldn't leave him.
The man in the suit came up to Alexander with a smile. "Ah, God-son. It's a pleasure to see you. I am Lucifer, at your service."
Then Lucifer turned towards Archangel Michael and greeted him with a smirk, "Brother, it's been a while hasn't it."
Michael wasn't very interested in him. "Yeah, it has. Glad you started taking your job seriously."
"What are you saying? I was always serious. Your lack of faith in me pains me, brother." Lucifer shed some fake tears and looked at Zoth.
"Time to go back home, Tittytart. Just because that imbecile Zulrak gave you a new name doesn't free you from being a worker in Hell. You still need to keep records there." Lucifer spoke in a threatening tone.
"Who is he, brother Lucifer?" Deadpool asked excitedly. This was his first field mission under supervision.
"Oh, he is the creator of Lusty Night of Dread punishment," Lucifer revealed.
There were stars in Deadpool's eyes. "SENPAI!"
[A/N: Most probably 2 daily chapters from tomorrow again.]
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