"I hate gods, they are the biggest assholes out there." I tiredly say into the wind.
"Rustle…" The leaves of the little tree next to me shake.
"NO! I didn't mean you Little Green. You are not like the others; you are much nicer and more patient than any of them." I hastily defend myself.
The small hill became completely silent so I desperately try to come up with plan to calm down my only friend and companion.