Xi Wei felt his heart stop beating for an instant.
And then he realized two things.
One, he has no heart after becoming a ball.
Two, Aslan said 'something terrible has happened', and not 'you're in trouble!'.
'Good', Xi Wei thought inwardly. 'Looks like I'm still in the game.'
"What happened?" he asked. "Do you want some coke?"
"It's fine, I'll have that drink that taste like tea from last time." The Great Lion said as he lay down on the floor of Xi Wei's divine kingdom, training a weird stare at the human-faced fish monsters that were emitting a fishy scent. "Your taste for collectibles is more and more curious lately…"
"Those are offerings from my believers." Xi Wei replied as he brewed Aslan a cup of Oldenlandia Mineral Water. "And as you know, they have a wide range of interests."