Aries: Wow, that's and lovely shade of ultra b*tch you are wearing today.
Taurus: If I wanted to hear from an asshole,
I'd fart.
Gemini: You shouldn't play hide and seek. No one would look for yoh
Cancer: I'd slap you, but shit stains.
Leo: Roses are red, Violets are blue, god has made me pretty, what happened to you?
Virgo: I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit out a smarter statement than that.
Libra: I'm jealous of all the people that haven't met you
Scorpio: I don't exactly hate you, but if you were on fire and I had water, I'd drink it.
Sagittarius: Is your a*s jealous of the amount of shit that came out of your mouth??
Capricorn: You bring everyone a lot of joy, when you leave the room.
Aquarius: I wasn't born with enough middle fingers to let you know how I feel about you.
Pisces: Well I could agree with you but we would be both wrong.