Chapitre 3: Weird System
Retsu woke up an hour later, he stretched his body and looked around.It felt like a dream to him, yet it also felt so real.He certainly hoped that it wasn't a dream, his may have been good due to him watching Naruto, but he was still bored as hell.Which explain why he watched every fight hundred of
times.
'It definitely wasn't a dream, but......What is happening?Did i really come to Naruto world?'Thought the man as he got up, suddenly the same robotic voice was heard.
[Well host, i'm quite surprised that you managed to sleep besides those corpses.But when i think about it, it's only normal given that you're in 'HIS' body]
"W-WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?!"
[Calm down host.I'm the Shinobi System, i think you already know how a system works since you've read many......Fanfictions and Novels about it.However i'm pretty different.I don't have a shop and i have my own personnality, in some ways i'm an individual.Also it seems that i can do absolutely anything, any actions will cost you points?But seriously i can really do anything!!]
Retsu stayed in the same position for a few minutes before he jumped and shouted.
"YEAH!!I HAVE A FREAKING SYSTEM!!!"
[YEAH!!I DON'T HAVE SOME DUMB HOST WHO THINKS WITH HIS DICK!!OR A HOST WHO'S BEING TREATED LIKE TRASH BY GIRLS AND SEEMS TO BE OKAY WITH IT!!!]
That actually froze Retsu as he smirked.
"I think we're going to become great friend SS!"
[SS?Meh!Could've been better, like....SUPER ULTRA MEGA MOTHERFUCKING OVERPOWERED SYSTEM!!]
".......Dude you're going too far!!"
[Did you just assumed my gender?]
"SHUT UP!!"Shouted Retsu in annoyance.
[Okay, okay.By the way i really meant anything.I could probably give you Sasuke's sharingan without taking it from him!Hell, i could even make anyone into your slave!However it will cost points, and trust me you're going to keep them preciously, they're rather difficult to have!In order to have points,stats augmentation,jutsus or anything else, you'll need to accomplish missions that will appear randomly.And of course you can't refuse the missions!]
"As long as you don't ask me to do some stupid bullshit, it's okay.But i've noticed that i'm even calmer than i'm usually.I'm quite calm and serious but now.....I feel different."Said Retsu, it never crossed his mind that he could simply look at his body.
[Well, there is a river down there.You can go and watch your new body, it's going to be funny!HAHAH!]
Retsu did that and went to the river.As he approached the water, he jumped in fright and fell into the river.
'FUCKING OROCHIMARU?!!'
He had to wait for 10 minutes until he could finally get out of the water.
"Couldn't you just tell me that?!"
[I could, but i didn't!I mean you obviously needed to see by yourself!By the way i feel like it's quite interesting for you to become Orochimaru.He's pretty strong and he's one of the main reason, as to why everything is bad in this world.I don't think you can find someone as cruel,sadistic and power-hungry as him!]
"Yeah but.....When?I mean did i came into his body when he was the leader of Otokagure, or after that?"Asked Retsu, Orochimaru had such a weird body that he couldn't guess that.Also for some reasons, most memories were locked away, even though he faintly remembered something about a white-haired pervert who was in love with him.
[Nope, it's sooner than that!This world is a different one than the original and as such, many things change.Be it in the world, or for the characters themselves, things changed.Orochimaru left Konoha after he stole many scrolls from the village, he then travelled around the world and recruited many interesting people.After that, he constructed a gigantic laboratory under Ame since he's working with the Akatsuki, while Oto is being constructed.]
"....Fuck!"Said Retsu, that was a lot to take.
[Yeah, i know right?But the funniest fact, is that Orochimaru is even stronger than the original one!He's as strong as Jiraya, and has more techniques then he originally had.The only problem is that......]
"W-What."Asked Retsu anxiously.He always had a calm and relaxed life so he didn't wanted to suddenly live with danger at every corner, and the tone the system took clearly showed that he was going to say some serious, and possibly dangerous things.
[Orochimaru is more corrupted.His mind will slowly merge with yours and you'll become some sort of....Orochimaru V2.Not that it's bad, it's just that it might make you into a monster]
"And?DO I LOOK LIKE I GIVE A FUCK?!"
[DUDE DON'T START YELLING AT ME LIKE THAT!!!]
"I'M YELLING IF I WANT TO!!!"
Retsu and the System continued to shout at each other until something happened.A woman appeared behind Retsu/Orochimaru(I still don't know if i'll call him Retsu or Orochimaru).She had hypnotizing onyx eyes under which were long, pronounced tear-troughs. She had jet-black hair that was pulled back in a ponytail and her face was framed with centre-parted bangs that extended to her chin.What was surprising about her was her Akatsuki cloak.
'Akatsuki........Onyx eyes.........Tear-Throughs........'
[Ding!New mission: Survive your encounter with Izumi Uchiha (Female Itachi)
Reward:100 Shinobi Points and a special poison seal]
'H-HOW....HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO NOT THINK WITH MY DICK RIGHT NOW?!!'
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