Chapitre 174: eros you are so crazy
*this takes place a few tens of thousands of years ago*
on a war turned war turned the world. a huge man is swinging his weapons down slaying an old friend of his
huge man: foolish, trying to kill your old friend just for my rations. did you forget who I am
he laughs with a bitter taste in his mouth
he walks home and throughout his walk home he encountered many people fighting or having disputes over mundane issues
he squeezes his hand hard but then releases it
huge man: maybe that person can give me advice. something to save my people before it's too late
he walks to the entrance of his door
His home is one of the last remaining farmlands on the planet.
He gets ready to turn the knob when he hears an annoyance voice
Annoyed voice: Ugh just a few rounds and done...speaking of which...who are you, girls?
The girls ran out as soon as the door was opened
Huge man: Brother Eros, I see you been drinking
Eros: A little. but those prostitutes sure were boring. This morning I tried to go a round with them and they said they were still hurting from last night
Huge man: Brother Eros, those girls were noble daughters
Eros: Oh! well, they were sure easy.
Huge man: Brother most woman here only sleep with one man for their life. Them sleeping with you meant they wanted to be your wives
Eros: Sounds like a pain. I'll tell you Dione, there is never going to be a time when Eros settles down
Dione: Brother Eros, I told you over and over again that's not my name
Eros: haha you can't fool me. You Eternals are really funny about things like that. That is your true name
Dione: Ugh
he rubs his head
Eros: Oh should I have stopped them? Did you want to have a go with them? I can grab them
Dione: brother can you not think of sex for one moment
Eros: Sorry us gods think about three things Sex, Power and how to appease our boredom.
Dione: (That's only you)
he thought that but didn't say it
Eros puts on his pants and looks at his friend. He crosses his legs and puts a hookah in his mouth and blows it to Dione
Eros: So what is troubling you?
Dione: its this planet...and the people... it's done for
Eros: Oh! is it now
Dione: Many people are dying every day. Look at how many lives are being taken over stupid things
Eros: hmm hmm*he nods
Dione: they don't get along and we start conflicts for power. There are too many people and not enough resources. If something doesn't change this world won't last
Eros: I got an idea how about you wipe put half of all life in the multiverse.
Dione: half of all life?
Eros: yeah, imagine it. if you do this, you can force half of all life to die. if they oppose you just kill them
Dione: but to do that I need a great deal of power... I am strong but there are beings that may surpass me
Eros: hmm since we're like Brothers let me tell you about something
he perked up and looked at eros who was still smoking
Eros: my mom made me 7 stones that could do anything. they are called the infinity stones. I used them on my aunts and uncles but seeing how they were harmed by the stones they begged mom to send them away from me so mom did and I was cursed with I Can't gather them (well if they are gathered...)
dione: how much power are they and at what cost
eros: enough to do anything...so are you interested?
he laughs and nods: brother you are doing the universe a great deed
Eros smiles and tells him of strong metal and a god that can make it for him
Dione prepares to leave and Eros says: if she doesn't like only killing half of all life kill all of life
dione almost stumbles: w-what are you saying? I'm doing this for
Eros: death right haha you can't fool me in the matters of love
he runs out and leaves while denying it
as he leaves Eros starts laughing
Eros: Baka, you really think saving the universe will be done by killing half of all life. there is no way that will work. people will grow to hate and fear you. you will be nothing more than a tyrant. destroying half of all life is pointless and naive...as for your love in death stupid death loves two things death and me hahaha well good luck Anyway.
eros was laughing like crazy manipulating his friend
Eros: but seriously, I am jealous that he has found someone. hahaha well, I guess I should mess with some others...wait I forgot to tell him that he could die if he uses that. haha, that's why all creatures are so entertaining. I wonder how the universe will respond to the Thanos coming...haha immortal he will probably get killed. don't worry my friend your sacrifice will be used to gather the stones for me!
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*present day*
a beautiful small hero is complaining that eros isn't a very hero like
Eros: little tornado I am the most kind and helpful hero there is. all I do is for the betterment of the world
she stumps her feat
tornado: you say that but I see you sleeping your student here...one even is stabbing you
Eros: oh jealous want to join
one of the girls: yeah he's great in bed
Eros hey stop this girl is a wizard
tornado: wizard?
Eros: yeah a 30-year-old virgin
she blew her powers at him and left eros room.
//an: it's hard writing on my phone sorry about this
État de l’alimentation hebdomadaire
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