"Sir, let me check your backpack. GPS device? No problem with that. Many tourists love buying this little machine that accompanied them in the Amazon as a souvenir. Ooh, an exquisite sculpture that looks like a precious Tatetutu antique. I'm sorry, you can't take it with you. And these two beautiful beetles in a glass bottle, I've never seen such magical insects that could change color. I'm suspecting they're rare, endangered species so you can't take them as well."
"I captured the beetles in the Tatetutu jungle while I brought this toad with me from America…"
"Sir, it's hard for me to believe that you would bring a toad sculpture from America to Tatetutu if you have no proof." The short and plump native security officer shook his head as if he was playing drums while speaking in fluent English.