Konosuba: Love Circle! REWRITTEN!
ARC5
Loving Chapter #27. Lap Sitting. Ft. Kazuma's Team
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It was cabbage season and the adventurers went and got loads of cabbages.
One cabbage is equal to 10,000 Eris. A fair amount for an adventurer like Kazuma. It makes stealing less reliable, only once. Stealing is always the best.
So that's good.
Unfortunately everyone sucks and Darkness has to protect someone even though they can probably take it, but Darkness is a masochist so she likes it. She doesn't normally like it. She fucking loves to get hit and humilated.
Megumin came in to explode everything and explode everything she did.
Here's a quick summary:
Kazuma: STOP BEING SO FUCKING WEIRD! I HATE YOU ALL AAAA
Darkness: YES! HIT ME! HIT ME AS I CUM EVERYTIME! OH NYO!~
Megumin: *MANIACAL LAUGHTER AS AN EXPLOSION HAPPENS BEHIND HER*
Aqua: kazumAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
I mean, it wasn't like that, but that's how it felt to Kazuma. Nonsense, that one word explains it all.
But after the event, Kazuma and the Team enjoy a nice cabbage meal.
It was pretty easy to get the cabbages thanks to Kazuma's steal ability. In the end it's over and they got plenty of cabbages. Although Kazuma did notice Aqua did something stupid, getting something else that's not cabbage. Lettuce.
"This taste… This cabbage is pretty good. Momma always says to eat my vegetables. And I don't regret it." Kazuma says to himself as he takes another bite.
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"It's delicious. I like it. How's it going for you three?"
Aqua looks at him. "Pretty good." she replied.
It's been a rough day. Being with idiots.
But at least this stir fry cabbage will cheer him up.
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"Kazuma…?" Megumin tugs on Kazuma's shirt.
"Kazuma here."
"Kazuma… uhm… I know you'll be confused and you'll probably be not able to eat, but…"
Kazuma raises an eyebrow.
That's weird, Megumin is acting strange for no reason. She has her panties and Kazuma didn't say anything weird to her.
"Is it too much to ask if I said I wanna sit on your lap?"
Kazuma almost chokes on the stir fry before clearing his throat.
"Uhh, why's that?"
"This may sound like a joke, but I recovered from my explosion, faster than usual! It all changed when I sat on your lap!" She doesn't seem to be joking…
"I- uh. Wh- I see." Kazuma doesn't know what to say. He didn't expect something like this. Did he accidentally do something?
"It might be weird, but it has really affected my performance! Kazuma! From now on, I'll be sitting on your lap at all times! Once I've reached the maximum, I'll be able to cast my explosion spell 5 times in a row! Or 10! Or more!" She's oddly enthusiastic, and it looks like she really believes sitting on Kazuma's lap is making her stamina rise but in reality, it's just her own body adapting more, but… if this is happening… Kazuma is in no position to say no.
This alone makes him horny, a bit.
Aqua looks at Megumin and Kazuma and just thinks to herself.
"That neet really has gone too far, manipulating a child like this… It's so disgusting… But I guess I have no choice but to live with him otherwise I'm stuck here forever." Aqua thinks to herself as she sighs and decides to forget about it.
"But oh well, maybe he'll eventually change. The people I sent here certainly did so I'm sure he'll be nice and caring in the future! Right?"
Megumin puts her plate next to Kazuma's as she hops on Kazuma's lap.
Megumin turns to Kazuma.
"Please don't touch me while we're in this position."
Kazuma raises his hands up.
"No touching. You can count on me."
Megumin keeps looking at him, but she eventually continues to eat.
Kazuma puts down his hands as he gets his card to check his stats like nothing happened.
Hopefully Megumin doesn't feel his mega boner right now. Hopefully…
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Konosuba: Love Circle.