Konosuba: Love Circle! REWRITTEN!
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Loving Chapter #5 Aqua's Only Complaint.
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"You know, I think I wouldn't complain being here if it wasn't for your look, Kazuma, should I call you Kazuma?"
"You can call me whatever you want, but I need to get used to being called Kazuma, so… yeah, call me Kazuma."
The two lost imbeciles wander around the place, having no clue of where to go, and ineluctably they get tired and decide to sit down on a nearby fountain. Kazuma could use some water right now, but is it kinky to ask the goddess of water for some of her water?...
Maybe he'll ask later.
It was inelegant at first, but ineluctably, someone broke the frozen dihydrogen monoxide of a meeting or whatever, and that is Aqua because she can't take this as an exculpation.
"So… I know you're a… disgusting, horrible, and manipulative person by just looking at you, but… Can I ask you… Why?"
Kazuma looks at Aqua with an innocent look on his face, which caught her off guard for a second.
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"Listen, I've visually perceived worse, but you being a woman authentically took me by surprise, and veraciously I cerebrate that was the first time I ever visually perceived a woman that is equipollent to a mundane revolting man you find in dark caves."
Kazuma hearing that just made his brain flatter than it is. He has heard some people speak some complicated English that he doesn't understand most of the time, but this time he has no clue what she's bringing out of her mouth.
"I- uhh, why the fancy words all of the sudden."
"Satou Kazuma is a Japanese Neet who has spent his life on nothing but games and those manga things you read all day, and the one inside Kazuma Satou is not a person I can perceive, are you British or Japanese?"
>...
"Both…?"
...
It was quiet again, but eventually, Kazuma regained part of his memories of the show as he stands up and looks at the exact location they need to go next. He's 10 minutes late from the usual location he's supposed to be showing up. He wonders if things will change then.
Aqua looks up to him and anticipates what's on his head and why he's turning his head in that direction.
"Hey Aqua, I think I know where we need to go now."
"Oh. I thought you were some idiot who doesn't know where he's going, but wow, you actually know something."
Aqua stands up and stretches before putting her hands on her hips.
"Well then, what are we waiting for?"
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The sudden willingness that Aqua is showing caught Kazuma off guard, but he just remembered that Aqua isn't that bad of a goddess, I mean, she has very low intelligence, but she's very nice, just… a… tiny.. little..bit...
Kazuma smirks as he nods his head and starts walking with Aqua following just behind him.
"So~ Back to our first previous conversation. I'll get straight to the point."
Kazuma looks at her while they're on their way to the guild place.
"I think I would prefer if you were a woman here."
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?
"Hah?"
"Like, seriously, whoever this Kazuma you're in possession of, his face is making me think you're going to do something every man would, but by the looks of it and obviously, you're a woman, so you won't do anything bad, I hope, but I am complaining about how you look though. IF we ever need to stick together, you need to change this person's ugly-looking face. It irritates me."
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"Uh, yeah! Sure Aqua… I can "probably" do that. No more questions, let's go!"
Kazuma quickly walks faster, almost like this is a race of some sort, leaving Aqua just to think for herself for a moment.
"I feel like she's lying about something…" She silently said to herself as she catches up with the running man, meanwhile, she stopped for a second to see what's going on in a very peculiar spot right there, but was pulled by Kazuma, preventing her to see what's more of the scene.
"Hey! Could you at least be more gentle?!" Aqua angrily cried out to the teenager which his only response was just a nod.
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"Damn, the way she said that is making my penis hard, just a tiny bit." Kazuma said to himself before he and Aqua run-up to the next phase of this wonderful world of Axel.
It's hell in here, but at least no one constantly have some weird guys running around and being a disturbance to their society but that kind of person doesn't exist anyways…
Or do they?
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Konosuba: Love Circle!