He obviously doesn't realise that the only way to keep a secret is to not tell anyone. While most people will probably keep quiet, some won't be able to resist telling their loved ones, who would then pass it on to friends, and then the news will continue to spread...
Everyone's reaction was consistent, shock mixed with ecstasy! They all promised not to tell anyone.
Urban · Delicious oranges
I hope that's just teasing and not a form of stereotyping/bullying.
"Berserker friendly books is what we called them when I was in the Academy." Bob added.
Fantasy · Aoki_Aku
Are the chapters in the wrong order? This looks like it should be before the previous chapter, not after
I thought it was traditional that most strange foods taste like chicken? Except for those that look like chickens, of course; they always taste completely different...
Hawk searched his inventory for a while. There weren't any beasts that really tasted like chicken, and the Rocs were the only bird, but they weren't good.
Fantasy · Aoki_Aku
That's actually quite sad, that one of the best gifts for a kid is a day off work...
The most common gift for kids in the Lithium Mines Village was for someone to cover their shift and clock in as them, so they didn't get a black mark for missing work and got a day off on their birthday. By the time they were adults, the tradition changed to putting them on the good jobs for the day.
Fantasy · Aoki_Aku
The unspeakable horror that is becoming good at paperwork. A true hell awaits him if his other skills drop below his paperwork proficiency as he'll be assigned jobs that best match his strongest skill...
"I hate that I'm actually starting to get good at these." Karl sighed as he finished the report only a few minutes later.
Fantasy · Aoki_Aku
I like the way he's polite to Rae. He shows signs of being a decent person without arachnophobia...
He finished his notes about the area, and then nodded politely to Rae, who sent her Golems over to taunt the next group, who put up a valiant fight for about ten seconds before Rae decided they had waited long enough and had them attack.
Fantasy · Aoki_Aku
Incompetent and with an erroneous view of their own self worth. At least she's not also egotistical and narcissistic...
'He sent everyone else away to be in a group alone with me. Does he perhaps l-l-like me?!'
Fantasy · KeepingSilent
Someone else is going to do the paperwork. That makes Prince Karl very happy!
Karl nodded happily, and the rest of his team tried not to laugh.
Fantasy · Aoki_Aku
Poetic justice. One shouldn't harass the Queen ...
Carslan opened her mouth and a spray of pale green mist, like a fountain, burst forth, drenching his face.
I have a wildlife zoo
Urban · Delicious oranges